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Hi there! My name is Josh and I've been a devout Christian all my life! I go to church every sunday, even though last year I was hit by a car and lost the use of my legs, I still get carried up those church steps every week, hope your all doing well!
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Re: Crippled Christian!
I am sorry Jesus disliked you enough to turn you into a cripple. Maybe he has plans for you. What church do you crawl to? What is your favorite Bible verse? Does your wife dress you?Originally posted by bosch1 View PostYours In Christ,
Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)
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Stoning Sinners: A How-To Guide
Scientific Study: Bible is NOT "All About Love"
The One Sin Jesus Says He Won't EVER Forgive!
Should we only follow SOME of the Bible?
How will YOU sacrifice your kids?
20 Questions To See If Your Son Is A Fag
God: Dress Like A Whore...Get Raped!
Bible: If You Love Your Wife, Beat Her!
Logic and Bible Agree: Gay is a choice!
Nursery Rhymes Teach kids that Christ is Lord!
There is no such thing as an "agnostic!"
Science: People are Only Islamic Because They are Depressed!
Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell. -
Re: Crippled Christian!
Hey man I was just trying to be nice and say hiOriginally posted by Gabriel Reproba View Post
, honestly I'm not not going to answer your questions, youve been very hurtful
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Re: Crippled Christian!
Originally posted by bosch1 View PostHey man I was just trying to be nice and say hi, honestly I'm not not going to answer your questions, youve been very hurtful
I have reviewed my post and I believe all of my questions are backed by scripture. Can you cite a question where I was not following the Bible. If so I will appologize and pray for forgiveness.Yours In Christ,
Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)
Further reading to help you become a True Christian™
Stoning Sinners: A How-To Guide
Scientific Study: Bible is NOT "All About Love"
The One Sin Jesus Says He Won't EVER Forgive!
Should we only follow SOME of the Bible?
How will YOU sacrifice your kids?
20 Questions To See If Your Son Is A Fag
God: Dress Like A Whore...Get Raped!
Bible: If You Love Your Wife, Beat Her!
Logic and Bible Agree: Gay is a choice!
Nursery Rhymes Teach kids that Christ is Lord!
There is no such thing as an "agnostic!"
Science: People are Only Islamic Because They are Depressed!
Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.Comment
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Re: Crippled Christian!
How about "love thy neighbour"?Originally posted by Gabriel Reproba View PostComment
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Re: Crippled Christian!
Let me guess, you also missed the part that says, "Thou shalt not bear false witness".Originally posted by bosch1 View Post
Romans 13:9
For this, Thou shalt not commit adultery, Thou shalt not kill, Thou shalt not steal, Thou shalt not bear false witness, Thou shalt not covet; and if there be any other commandment, it is briefly comprehended in this saying, namely, Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself.
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.Comment
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Re: Crippled Christian!
What did you do to make God so mad as to remove your legs? I suspect He did it as He did not want you in His house anymore.
I am sure if you'd just tithe, the Pastor would appreciate it. You could mail it in and save the decent folk from having to have their lovely Sunday ruined by having to look at a horribly disfigured human. I suspect the Pastor likes to have you about as an example to the little ones of what God will do to them if they do not toe the line.Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.Comment
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Yours In Christ,
Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)
Further reading to help you become a True Christian™
Stoning Sinners: A How-To Guide
Scientific Study: Bible is NOT "All About Love"
The One Sin Jesus Says He Won't EVER Forgive!
Should we only follow SOME of the Bible?
How will YOU sacrifice your kids?
20 Questions To See If Your Son Is A Fag
God: Dress Like A Whore...Get Raped!
Bible: If You Love Your Wife, Beat Her!
Logic and Bible Agree: Gay is a choice!
Nursery Rhymes Teach kids that Christ is Lord!
There is no such thing as an "agnostic!"
Science: People are Only Islamic Because They are Depressed!
Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.Comment
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Re: Crippled Christian!
Well, I'm bored of this now, I'm not actually a Christian, not even crippled actually, but you have shown me that you are all crazy! Thanks for the amusement =) oh, and to tell you the truth, I once masturbated in a church!Comment
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Re: Crippled Christian!
So just because we follow what the Bible actually says, you have to troll us? Wow, that's really grown upOriginally posted by bosch1 View Post
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Re: Crippled Christian!
The humorous part is that you think that this doesn't happen to us 100 times a day. I hope you find Christ.Originally posted by bosch1 View PostYours In Christ,
Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)
Further reading to help you become a True Christian™
Stoning Sinners: A How-To Guide
Scientific Study: Bible is NOT "All About Love"
The One Sin Jesus Says He Won't EVER Forgive!
Should we only follow SOME of the Bible?
How will YOU sacrifice your kids?
20 Questions To See If Your Son Is A Fag
God: Dress Like A Whore...Get Raped!
Bible: If You Love Your Wife, Beat Her!
Logic and Bible Agree: Gay is a choice!
Nursery Rhymes Teach kids that Christ is Lord!
There is no such thing as an "agnostic!"
Science: People are Only Islamic Because They are Depressed!
Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.Comment
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Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.Comment
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Re: Crippled Christian!
It's all been done before.
Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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Re: Crippled Christian!
How nice of you to show us that atheists are so devoid of any form of morals or compassion that they will stoop to mocking the disabled to get a laugh for their friends.Originally posted by bosch1 View Post
God knows everything, and is all-powerful. He either causes anyone crippled to be so, or at the least knows it is going to happen and permits it. God surely has a reason for everything He does, therefore He has a reason, for example, for allowing Christopher Reeve to break his neck in a fall from his horse, then die slowly and painfully while desperately trying to walk again.
He also is well aware of the thousands presently dying of cholera in Haiti. He's not stopping it, so clearly He wants them to suffer and die.
Why is the suffering of others such a joke to you atheists?Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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Re: Crippled Christian!
Sickening. What a disgusting waste of Humanity. Him and I shall burn in the [HELL] eternally for our sins. May you suffer as much as I do, sinful dog of SATAN.And the seventh angel sounded; and there were great voices in heaven, saying, The kingdoms of this world are become the kingdoms of our Lord, and of his Christ; and he shall reign for ever and ever. Revelation 11:15 (KJV)Comment
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