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  • Sangravore
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    • Dec 2010
    • 5

    #1

    Hello! I'm new to this site!

    Hello, brothers and sisters!

    I am new to this forum, and registered just moments ago. I was wondering why I am "unsaved trash and under investigation"? Please help! Does this mean that I am in danger of going to Hell?

    With Love,
    Reinette
    “Weeping may endure for a night, but joy cometh in the morning." (Psalms 30:5)


    "May you see the Lord in everything you do!" ~Pastor John
  • Rev. M. Rodimer
    Honorary True Christian™
    Forum Member
    • May 2008
    • 13996

    #2
    Re: Hello! I'm new to this site!

    Originally posted by Sangravore View Post
    Hello, brothers and sisters!

    I am new to this forum, and registered just moments ago. I was wondering why I am "unsaved trash and under investigation"? Please help! Does this mean that I am in danger of going to Hell?

    With Love,
    Reinette
    Did you read the thread for new posters?

    It's the very first one at the very top of the index.

    Maybe you should do that, then introduce yourself properly.
    Bible boring? Nonsense!
    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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    • Lisa H
      Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
      True Christian™
      • Jun 2010
      • 5070

      #3
      Re: Hello! I'm new to this site!

      Reinette I suggest you take a look around the forms and use the search function.
      Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
      Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
      Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
      Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
      Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
      Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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      • Sangravore
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        • Dec 2010
        • 5

        #4
        Re: Hello! I'm new to this site!

        Thank you so much. I'm sorry I didn't read the threads better. Let me introduse myself this time

        My name is Reinette, I live in Massachusetts and I found Jesus when I was 11. My parents were Catholic, and tried to raise me that way, too, but I knew better, thank the Lord! My favorite book of the Bible is Genesis, and I found this site a week ago. I've been lurking on a few of your threads, and I thought it was about time I posted!

        I also had something some unholy black-clad man threw upon me this morning that I wanted your opinion on. What is it? Do you think you could help?
        “Weeping may endure for a night, but joy cometh in the morning." (Psalms 30:5)


        "May you see the Lord in everything you do!" ~Pastor John

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        • Lisa H
          Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
          True Christian™
          • Jun 2010
          • 5070

          #5
          Re: Hello! I'm new to this site!

          Originally posted by Sangravore View Post
          Thank you so much. I'm sorry I didn't read the threads better. Let me introduse myself this time

          My name is Reinette, I live in Massachusetts and I found Jesus when I was 11. My parents were Catholic, and tried to raise me that way, too, but I knew better, thank the Lord! My favorite book of the Bible is Genesis, and I found this site a week ago. I've been lurking on a few of your threads, and I thought it was about time I posted!

          I also had something some unholy black-clad man threw upon me this morning that I wanted your opinion on. What is it? Do you think you could help?
          Welcome Reinette.

          What is that you are talking about in your last paragraph.
          Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
          Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
          Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
          Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
          Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
          Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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          • Sangravore
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            • Dec 2010
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            #6
            Re: Hello! I'm new to this site!

            Thank you so much!

            This morning, a man in black came up to me as I left my church, and handed me a sheet of paper. He looked evil to me, and I ran from him as fast as I could. I didn't realize I still had the paper. It had these words on it

            "Here is writ thy faithful catalyst,
            The crucible of a coming change
            High Satan hath drink from Jesus’s wrist,
            And damned thee tortured and deranged
            The Black King demands a tithe be made
            So here is spelled and Daemon prayed;

            All Thee who look upon these words
            Be they penned, said, or typed,
            Be hell-bound, burned, and flayed.
            Barred from Heaven and all justice right.
            Thy God won’t save you, Thy prayers in vain.
            Hell is waiting, thou cannot be saved."

            what does it mean? please help!
            “Weeping may endure for a night, but joy cometh in the morning." (Psalms 30:5)


            "May you see the Lord in everything you do!" ~Pastor John

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            • Lisa H
              Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
              True Christian™
              • Jun 2010
              • 5070

              #7
              Re: Hello! I'm new to this site!

              Originally posted by Sangravore View Post
              Thank you so much!

              This morning, a man in black came up to me as I left my church, and handed me a sheet of paper. He looked evil to me, and I ran from him as fast as I could. I didn't realize I still had the paper. It had these words on it

              "Here is writ thy faithful catalyst,
              The crucible of a coming change
              High Satan hath drink from Jesus’s wrist,
              And damned thee tortured and deranged
              The Black King demands a tithe be made
              So here is spelled and Daemon prayed;

              All Thee who look upon these words
              Be they penned, said, or typed,
              Be hell-bound, burned, and flayed.
              Barred from Heaven and all justice right.
              Thy God won’t save you, Thy prayers in vain.
              Hell is waiting, thou cannot be saved."

              what does it mean? please help!
              Most likely some drunken devil worshiper. Take no notice and pray to the Lord. The Lord's power is much stronger than Satan's.
              Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
              Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
              Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
              Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
              Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
              Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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              • Gabriel Reproba
                Head Attorney of Landover's Legal Team
                The Most Honest Lawyer in America
                True Christian™
                • Nov 2009
                • 2479

                #8
                Re: Hello! I'm new to this site!

                Originally posted by Sangravore View Post
                Thank you so much!

                This morning, a man in black came up to me as I left my church, and handed me a sheet of paper. He looked evil to me, and I ran from him as fast as I could. I didn't realize I still had the paper. It had these words on it

                "Here is writ thy faithful catalyst,
                The crucible of a coming change
                High Satan hath drink from Jesus’s wrist,
                And damned thee tortured and deranged
                The Black King demands a tithe be made
                So here is spelled and Daemon prayed;

                All Thee who look upon these words
                Be they penned, said, or typed,
                Be hell-bound, burned, and flayed.
                Barred from Heaven and all justice right.
                Thy God won’t save you, Thy prayers in vain.
                Hell is waiting, thou cannot be saved."

                what does it mean? please help!
                I smell a Devil worshiper alright. I just don't know who it is yet.,
                Yours In Christ,

                Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

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                Science: People are Only Islamic Because They are Depressed!

                Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.

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                • Sangravore
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                  • Dec 2010
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                  #9
                  Re: Hello! I'm new to this site!

                  Thanks for your advise, Lisa! I'll be sure to pray that he throw off his evil ways for God! @Gabriel: Yeah, he seemed like a devil- worshiper to me, too. I hope I NEVER find out who he was, though!
                  “Weeping may endure for a night, but joy cometh in the morning." (Psalms 30:5)


                  "May you see the Lord in everything you do!" ~Pastor John

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                  • Rev. M. Rodimer
                    Honorary True Christian™
                    Forum Member
                    • May 2008
                    • 13996

                    #10
                    Re: Hello! I'm new to this site!

                    Originally posted by Sangravore View Post
                    Thank you so much!

                    This morning, a man in black came up to me as I left my church, and handed me a sheet of paper. He looked evil to me, and I ran from him as fast as I could. I didn't realize I still had the paper. It had these words on it

                    "Here is writ thy faithful catalyst,
                    The crucible of a coming change
                    High Satan hath drink from Jesus’s wrist,
                    And damned thee tortured and deranged
                    The Black King demands a tithe be made
                    So here is spelled and Daemon prayed;

                    All Thee who look upon these words
                    Be they penned, said, or typed,
                    Be hell-bound, burned, and flayed.
                    Barred from Heaven and all justice right.
                    Thy God won’t save you, Thy prayers in vain.
                    Hell is waiting, thou cannot be saved."

                    what does it mean? please help!
                    It sounds like a gothtard with a very weak grasp of Early Modern English writing a typical pretentious little poem which pretends to be a curse. Or a pretentious little curse which pretends to be a poem. Whichever.

                    Sure you didn't get that off some pathetic, attention-whoring loser's MySpace page, dear? Someone like this, maybe?



                    You do realize that curses only work on non-Christians, right? I mean, granted, lip-service Christians are prone to witchcraft, but True Christians™ live in Christ and are immune to all forms of witchery.

                    So, to the pathetic weenie of an author, I offer the following:
                    Bible boring? Nonsense!
                    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                    • Sangravore
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                      • Dec 2010
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                      #11
                      Re: Hello! I'm new to this site!

                      Amen! He looked almost like that, but he had chains and was a little less fat. I'm glad us Christians are stronger than whatever his "curse" was! We have the Lord Jesus on our side, after all!
                      “Weeping may endure for a night, but joy cometh in the morning." (Psalms 30:5)


                      "May you see the Lord in everything you do!" ~Pastor John

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                      • Rev. M. Rodimer
                        Honorary True Christian™
                        Forum Member
                        • May 2008
                        • 13996

                        #12
                        Re: Hello! I'm new to this site!

                        Originally posted by Sangravore View Post
                        Amen! He looked almost like that, but he had chains and was a little less fat. I'm glad us Christians are stronger than whatever his "curse" was! We have the Lord Jesus on our side, after all!
                        True Christians(tm) do, anyway.
                        Bible boring? Nonsense!
                        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                        • Pastor Ezekiel
                          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                           
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 78556

                          #13
                          Re: Hello! I'm new to this site!

                          Originally posted by Sangravore View Post
                          Thank you so much!

                          This morning, a man in black came up to me as I left my church, and handed me a sheet of paper. He looked evil to me, and I ran from him as fast as I could. I didn't realize I still had the paper. It had these words on it

                          "Here is writ thy faithful catalyst,
                          The crucible of a coming change
                          High Satan hath drink from Jesus’s wrist,
                          And damned thee tortured and deranged
                          The Black King demands a tithe be made
                          So here is spelled and Daemon prayed;

                          All Thee who look upon these words
                          Be they penned, said, or typed,
                          Be hell-bound, burned, and flayed.
                          Barred from Heaven and all justice right.
                          Thy God won’t save you, Thy prayers in vain.
                          Hell is waiting, thou cannot be saved."

                          what does it mean? please help!
                          This is a very powerful prayer against Witchcraft. This prayer can shut down witches and satanists forever. Being that this prayer basically shuts down the senders of the hexes and vexes by returning their evil to them sevenfold.

                          Father,
                          In the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth, I plead the precious uncorruptable blood of Jesus over myself and my church and everything that belongs to us. I ask for giant warrior Angels to be loosed from Heaven to surround and protect us. As your war club and weapons of war I break down, undamn, and blow up all walls of protection around all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, and the like, and I break the power of all curses, hexes, vexes, spells, charms, fetishes, physic prayers, physic thought, all witchcraft, sorcery, magic, voodoo, all mind control, jinxes, potions, bewitchments, death, destruction, sickness, pain, torment, physic power, physic warfare, prayer chains, and everything else being sent my way or my family members way, and I return it and the demons to the senders right now!, SEVENFOLD, and I BIND it to them by the Blood of Jesus!

                          Father, I pray that these lost souls will find the light of your son Jesus.. Their own snares and traps have been set against themselves.. In the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth I now loose them from all mindcontrol of satan!.. Father I also ask that you Bind the Holy Spirit to there hearts as a guide to your son Jesus.. So they may be set free from the bondages of satan.

                          In Jesus name I pray..
                          Amen
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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