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  • APoorDamnedSoul
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    • Dec 2010
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    #1

    Just a fool's introduction to the True Men of the Holy Lord

    I am but a sinner and a disgusting fool, a liar and a cheat. I have come to these hallowed grounds, seeking to make amends in any way possible. I realize that I AM damned for an eternity in [Hell]. I accept this fact, and before my day of RECKONING comes, I have come to bask in the wisdom of this place.

    I hope you will accept me, even for the sickening person I am, and aid me in making my repentance to the LORD. I especially wish to thank Cranky Old Man's stickied post, on http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=45482

    You have helped me in understanding the true purpose of the LORD and why all sinners will FOREVER be damned. Cranky is a true man of wisdom, a Mouthpiece of the LORD himself. Bless you, Brother.

    Thank you for reading this, all. I would call you my fellow Brothers, but as I said, I am an ugly person, inside and out. You shall always be My superiors, in every which way, so I shall refer to you true men of the LORD as such.

    Praise Landover Baptist Church!
    And the seventh angel sounded; and there were great voices in heaven, saying, The kingdoms of this world are become the kingdoms of our Lord, and of his Christ; and he shall reign for ever and ever. Revelation 11:15 (KJV)
  • John Creeser
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    • Aug 2009
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    #2
    Re: Just a fool's introduction to the True Men of the Holy Lord

    You shall always be My superiors, in every which way, so I shall refer to you true men of the LORD as such.
    We are but mere servants of the Lord friend - GOD is the true superior.

    I see you admit sinning and that you have the sincerity to want to change, this is a good thing. We want you to be saved.

    You have helped me in understanding the true purpose of the LORD and why all sinners will FOREVER be damned. Cranky is a true man of wisdom, a Mouthpiece of the LORD himself. Bless you, Brother.
    Brother Cranky is a true instrument of the Lord (even when he's really cranky).

    So friend, have you spent all your money on drugs and pornography or do you have enough to buy yourself a copy of the King James version of the Bible? That's where I'd start.
    -Every young man's battle - PORN AND MASTURBATION![/SIZE]
    -DISOWN your ATHEIST children - just like this good mother did!!

    -FINALLY!! Some rights for the rapists!!
    -There is no such thing as animal abuse!!
    -Pregnancy through RAPE is a GIFT from God
    -Keep the Fags out of the Boy Scouts!!
    -WIVES!! Stay in your abusive relationship!

    STOP, DROP & ROLL DOESN'T WORK IN HELL!!!!


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    • APoorDamnedSoul
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      Re: Just a fool's introduction to the True Men of the Holy Lord

      Originally posted by John Creeser View Post
      We are but mere servants of the Lord friend - GOD is the true superior.
      Forgive me, if I was confusing. I ment you are MY superiors. the LORD is the superior of all, and I follow him first most.

      I see you admit sinning and that you have the sincerity to want to change, this is a good thing. We want you to be saved.
      Thank you. Your concern for me is beautiful, and thanked. I am eternally damned although.

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      So friend, have you spent all your money on drugs and pornography or do you have enough to buy yourself a copy of the King James version of the Bible? That's where I'd start.
      I am sorry, but I do not have any of those. Money is a material thing, not one of my concern. I prefer to live without it, making my way in the world with favors and aiding. I wish I had a King James bible, but I do not. I have the ability to find it on pure websites although, and that is fine by me. I have never bought drugs. There is nowhere TO buy them in the small town I live in, and the same with pornography. I have viewed it before, but it truly disgusts me.
      And the seventh angel sounded; and there were great voices in heaven, saying, The kingdoms of this world are become the kingdoms of our Lord, and of his Christ; and he shall reign for ever and ever. Revelation 11:15 (KJV)

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      • APoorDamnedSoul
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        • Dec 2010
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        Re: Just a fool's introduction to the True Men of the Holy Lord

        Hah...Forgive me, I see I am still Unknowledged in the way how a "Forums" works. I shall do my utter best to fix this!

        My favorite verse would be

        And the seventh angel sounded; and there were great voices in heaven, saying, The kingdoms of this world are become the kingdoms of our Lord, and of his Christ; and he shall reign for ever and ever. Revelation 11:15 (KJV)
        And the seventh angel sounded; and there were great voices in heaven, saying, The kingdoms of this world are become the kingdoms of our Lord, and of his Christ; and he shall reign for ever and ever. Revelation 11:15 (KJV)

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