Cranky Old Man's VERY important lessons to the ignorant masses!

[Cranky Old Man]

"A lifetime of wisdom freely given to all."

Being a 78 year old True Christian™ I have a lot of very important things to say. To make sure you miss none of it, I collected all my lessons to the ignorant masses here.

My favorites

• The Bible: God’s Terms Of Service? (by my friend Gabriel Reproba)
• God HATES Rational Thinking! (by my friend True Disciple)
• Hi from Hong Kong (by my friend and main supplier Free Market Fred)

Guides

• Cranky Old Man's Easy 8 Step Guide to MAKING CHILDREN!
• Cranky Old Man's Easy Guide to RAISING CHILDREN!
• Cranky Old Man's Easy Guide to GETTING RID OF CHILDREN!

Family

• The Christian guide to TORTURING your children
• 15 year old SLUT refuses to apologize for getting raped!
• WOMEN should NEVER be on the Internet!
• Why WOMEN Should Never Work! With pictures to explain it to your wife.
• Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter raped!
• Yet more PROOF that "rape victims" are actually dirty whores (CNN)!
• WOMEN should NEVER be allowed to leave the house!
• Start hitting your child with a rod 16 weeks before birth!
• Is your son in the army? Tell him how to handle gays!
• How FAT WOMEN destroyed America and caused global warming!
• Why WOMEN Should Never Drive! Video proof included.
• Corrective Rape, THE Solution for the Lesbian Threat To America!

The Holy Bible

• Only Sluts Get Raped! (1st Timothy 2:9)
• Impregnating your own daughter is NOT rape! (Genesis 19:32-36)
• Bible Study: Kill almost anyone you want and still go to Heaven!
• Warn annoying people by killing their children! (Revelation 2:23)
• The Seven Deadly Types of False Christians.
• 17 common media lies about Christianity!
• GOD's FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions about GOD).
  

Life

• Down syndrome is a lifestyle choice!
• Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!
• StarCraft II: Gets children raped and promotes gays in the army!
• The TOP 7 ways to go to HELL (and how to avoid them)!
• Why God hates Soccer!
• Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America!
• The Nintendo 3DS is RADIOACTIVE and Rapes Your Child!
• PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!
• List of video games APPROVED BY JESUS!
• The American way is GOD's way! NO Talking! DESTROY Your Enemies!
• TORTURE: The Christian solution to make the world a better place!

Geography

• Why God hates Australia!
• Why God hates Belgium! (by my friend Brother Daniel)
• Why God hates Britain!
• Why God hates Denmark!
• Why God hated Estonia! (by my friend Brother Ex-Viking)
• Why God hates Holland!
• Why God hates Iceland! (by my friend and mentor Rev. Jim Osborne)
• Why God hates Ireland!
• Why God hates Sweden!
• Why God hates New Zealand!
• Why God hates Faroe Islands! (by my friend Brother Alex)
• Why God hates France! (by my friend Brother Titus)
• Why God hates India!
• Why God hates Scotland! (by my friend Brother Percy)

Science

• Curiosity Mars "landing" BIGGEST NASA HOAX EVER!
• PROOF: Genetics are nonsense. Just look around during sex!
• Scientists want to turn everyone GAY!
• Scientific PROOF that CONDOMS CAUSE AIDS and pregnancy!

[Felicity]

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@Rev. Jim Osborne I cannot wait to get 18!

[Nobar King]

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That is quite a compendium of wisdom and knowledge.

[Mrs. Rogers]

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Thank you, Brother Cranky. Your True Christian™ warmth knows no bounds. I have bookmarked this thread should I be in need of reading a kindly word or two.

[Levi Jones]

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Stickied!

[Dirk]

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Now I can always find your threads much faster, thank you!

[WinnerNotSinner]

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I think it's great that the new members will be more exposed to your wisdom. Nice idea to sticky !

[BelieverInGod]

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Thank you Brother, I have a folder on my computer with all the wonderful pages from this site.

[Brother Snapper Grogan]

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Bless you, Brother Cranky, for all your hard work putting together this instructional resource for us all - True Christians and Unsaved Trash alike!

[Warner S. Davidson]

Re: Cranky Old Man's VERY important lessons to the ignorant masse

Brother Cranky

What a wonderful and comprehensive reference resource for the aspiring True Christian™ like myself

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Cranky Old Man's VERY important lessons to the ignorant masse

That is quite a compendium of wisdom and knowledge.

Indeed, Brother Nobar. When it comes to wisdom and knowledge, Brother Cranky is full of it!

[Brother Snapper Grogan]

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Indeed, Brother Nobar. When it comes to wisdom and knowledge, Brother Cranky is full of it!

He certainly is! He's truly The Lord's receptacle!

[Pizzakoerier]

MY VERY important lessons to the ignorant cranky old man

Why God hates Iceland! (by my friend and mentor Rev. Jim Osborne)
Why God hates Denmark!
Why God hates Holland!
Why God hates Sweden!
Why God hates Australia!
Why God hates Belgium! (by my friend Brother Daniel)
Why God hates Britain!
Why God hates Faroe Islands! (by my friend Brother Alex)
Why God hates France! (by my friend Brother Titus)
Why God hates India!
Why God hates Ireland!
Why God hates New Zealand!
Why God hates Scotland! (by my friend Brother Percy)

Hmm, there's not really much left.... (tell me when"Why God hates America is aviable)

and do you really think there are no christians there? looks like a bit simpleminded to me...

[Jo Freddie]

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Hmm, there's not really much left.... (tell me when"Why God hates America is aviable)

Why GOD HATES AMERICA!

[Pizzakoerier]

Re: Cranky Old Man's VERY important lessons to the ignorant masse

why is this much an muuch less negative then for example: 9 reasons why God hate Holland? cant tell me Holland is worser than America. they all did their thing.... so?