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  • Dr. J.W. , M.D.
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    • Dec 2010
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    Why hello!

    Why hello fellow True Christians! I am so glad that I have discovered this site! A devil-worshiping atheist was ranting about it and I felt I needed to delve further into the matter. After reading this forum I decided this was spot on with my beliefs. So hello True Christians!

    Regards and may all devil worshipers burn in hell,
    Dr. J.W.
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    • Rev. Jim Osborne
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      • Jun 2009
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      Re: Why hello!

      Hello and welcome to God's Favorite Forum(tm). Tell us a bit about yourself. What is your favorite Bible verse and why? What church do you attend?

      Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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        • Dr. J.W. , M.D.
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          Re: Why hello!

          Hosea 4: Hear the word of the LORD, ye children of Israel: for the LORD hath a controversy with the inhabitants of the land, because there is no truth, nor mercy, nor knowledge of God in the land.

          I enjoy this verse because God is commanding his children to keep faith which is extremely important!

          I attend the local evangelical church

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            • LordHaveMercy
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              • Oct 2010
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              Re: Why hello!

              How many Sons do you have? Do you engage in preventative, or reactive beatings?
              He is the tower of salvation for his king: and sheweth mercy to his anointed, unto David, and to his seed for evermore. 2 Samuel 22:51
              God, Guns and BBQ make AMERICA great!

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                • Dr. J.W. , M.D.
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                  • Dec 2010
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                  Re: Why hello!

                  I have 2 sons Joseph and James II and I engage in preventative beating as I find it to be quite effective in making sure they don't go and worship the devil, like so many young kids these days!

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                    • Cranky Old Man
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                      • Jan 2010
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                      Re: Why hello!

                      Welcome to our friendly forum!

                      Why only 2 sons?

                      In case you need advice: Cranky Old Man's Easy Guide to MAKING CHILDREN!
                      5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                      To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                      James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                        • Pastor Ezekiel
                          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                           
                          • Sep 2006
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                          Re: Why hello!

                          Originally posted by Dr. J.W. , M.D. View Post
                          Why hello fellow True Christians! I am so glad that I have discovered this site! A devil-worshiping atheist was ranting about it and I felt I needed to delve further into the matter. After reading this forum I decided this was spot on with my beliefs. So hello True Christians!

                          Regards and may all devil worshipers burn in hell,
                          Dr. J.W.
                          Welcome friend. It seems that Jesus sent that atheist scumdog into your life in order to guide you here to His favorite forum. Shout Glory!

                          If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

                          If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                            • LordHaveMercy
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                              • Oct 2010
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                              Re: Why hello!

                              Your name indicates that you are a Doctor of Medicine. Is this true? How do you deal with patients whose diseases or sickness is clearly a result of their sinful deeds?

                              Because there really is no medicine for that, except Christ.
                              He is the tower of salvation for his king: and sheweth mercy to his anointed, unto David, and to his seed for evermore. 2 Samuel 22:51
                              God, Guns and BBQ make AMERICA great!

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                                • Dr. J.W. , M.D.
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                                  Re: Why hello!

                                  Thanks for the advice cranky old man!! And LordHaveMercy when I get patients who have diseases and sickness because they are sinful or devil worshipers, I send them over to the church to find Jesus. And yes, I am a doctor of medicine.

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