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  • PrayerIsFun
    Unsaved trash
    • Oct 2008
    • 47
    #31
    Re: Landover, I'm back!

    Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
    I am a True Christian™. Not some-other fuddy duddy hippy christian. What makes you think I will be marrying you.
    In my two years away from Landover™ I experienced many Godly™ things. Good food™, good friends, and a very friendly cell-mate named Buck™ taught me that there was no more to life than the TrueChristian bible™. This bible brought me closer to God™, and in a vision he came to me and showed me you. Now™, seeing you in all your TrueChristian™ splendor, I know it is you who is destined™ to raise my ExtremeChristian™ children with your extreme motherliness™ as ordained by God™. This is why you will be marrying me. You have no choice™ in this matter and neither do I™. It is God's™ decision™ and He has spoke™. Arrangements are being finalized and soon we will be on our RealChristian™ honeymoon™ doing God's work™ in the woods™. Nothing but you, me, a bare™ room, bed, whips™, chains, wine™, and of course the King James bible™. I will make you scream your love of God™. It is so ordained™.
    Revelations 6:16
    "And said to the mountains and rocks,
    Fall on us, and hide us from the face
    of him that sitteth on the throne,
    and from the wrath of the Lamb"

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      • Rev. M. Rodimer
        Honorary True Christian™
        Forum Member
        • May 2008
        • 13996
        #32
        Re: Landover, I'm back!

        Originally posted by PrayerIsFun View Post
        In my two years away from Landover™ I experienced many Godly™ things. Good food™, good friends, and a very friendly cell-mate named Buck™ taught me that there was no more to life than the TrueChristian bible™. This bible brought me closer to God™, and in a vision he came to me and showed me you. Now™, seeing you in all your TrueChristian™ splendor, I know it is you who is destined™ to raise my ExtremeChristian™ children with your extreme motherliness™ as ordained by God™. This is why you will be marrying me. You have no choice™ in this matter and neither do I™. It is God's™ decision™ and He has spoke™. Arrangements are being finalized and soon we will be on our RealChristian™ honeymoon™ doing God's work™ in the woods™. Nothing but you, me, a bare™ room, bed, whips™, chains, wine™, and of course the King James bible™. I will make you scream your love of God™. It is so ordained™.
        Lisa, I believe you have a stalker.

        He is threatening to abduct and rape you. Perhaps the Department of Faith should be investingating him.
        Bible boring? Nonsense!
        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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          • Lisa H
            Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
            True Christian™
            • Jun 2010
            • 5070
            #33
            Re: Landover, I'm back!

            Originally posted by PrayerIsFun View Post
            In my two years away from Landover™ I experienced many Godly™ things. Good food™, good friends, and a very friendly cell-mate named Buck™ taught me that there was no more to life than the TrueChristian bible™. This bible brought me closer to God™, and in a vision he came to me and showed me you. Now™, seeing you in all your TrueChristian™ splendor, I know it is you who is destined™ to raise my ExtremeChristian™ children with your extreme motherliness™ as ordained by God™. This is why you will be marrying me. You have no choice™ in this matter and neither do I™. It is God's™ decision™ and He has spoke™. Arrangements are being finalized and soon we will be on our RealChristian™ honeymoon™ doing God's work™ in the woods™. Nothing but you, me, a bare™ room, bed, whips™, chains, wine™, and of course the King James bible™. I will make you scream your love of God™. It is so ordained™.
            God has sent me no vision of marrying you. So I do not know how you came about having such visions.
            Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
            Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
            Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
            Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
            Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
            Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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              • Lisa H
                Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
                True Christian™
                • Jun 2010
                • 5070
                #34
                Re: Landover, I'm back!

                Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                Lisa, I believe you have a stalker.

                He is threatening to abduct and rape you. Perhaps the Department of Faith should be investingating him.
                I think he needs to go back to his "good friend" Buck.
                Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                  • DeadMan89
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    • Nov 2010
                    • 107
                    #35
                    Re: Landover, I'm back!

                    Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
                    Then why not find a mormon message board to torment?
                    Take away the second m and thats what you are. Guess its not just the bible you guys like to edit to your own satisfaction. Guess you gotta start picking at others postings too.

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                      • Adilene
                        Forum Member
                        Forum Member
                        • Dec 2010
                        • 332
                        #36
                        Re: Landover, I'm back!

                        Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
                        I am a True Christian™. Not some-other fuddy duddy hippy christian. What makes you think I will be marrying you.

                        He is probably delusional.
                        “By this we know that we love the children of God, when we love God, and keep his commandments. For this is the love of God, that we keep his commandments: and his commandments are not grievous.” – 1 John 5:2-3

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                          • Bible Student
                            Master of Biblical Study and Ancient Languages
                            With Jesus now.
                            True Christian™
                            • Dec 2010
                            • 2474
                            #37
                            Re: Landover, I'm back!

                            Originally posted by Adilene View Post
                            He is probably delusional.
                            And all he sees is what she looks like on the outside and forgets about her inner spiritual beauty as a True Christian. The real her he ignores because he is Unsaved Trash.
                            YiJC, BS

                            II Peter 1:4 -- Whereby are giuen vnto vs exceeding great and precious promises, that by these you might bee partakers of thy diuine nature, hauing escaped the corruption that is in the world through lust.

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                              • Rev. M. Rodimer
                                Honorary True Christian™
                                Forum Member
                                • May 2008
                                • 13996
                                #38
                                Re: Landover, I'm back!

                                Originally posted by DeadMan89 View Post
                                Take away the second m and thats what you are. Guess its not just the bible you guys like to edit to your own satisfaction. Guess you gotta start picking at others postings too.
                                Can you show me where any True Christian(tm) has "edited the Bible"?
                                Bible boring? Nonsense!
                                Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                                You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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