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Did it crawl back to its hole?
Did it crawl back to its hole?
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Exodus 22:20 He that sacrificeth unto any god, save unto the LORD only, he shall be utterly destroyed. -
Re: Landover, I'm back!
The only hole I will be crawling to is the love of God™. Following my RealChristian™ wedding to Lisa H we will be departing Landover™ for the great South Florida city of Boca Raton™ and all its Godliness™.Originally posted by Sister Kitty View PostDid it crawl back to its hole?Revelations 6:16
"And said to the mountains and rocks,
Fall on us, and hide us from the face
of him that sitteth on the throne,
and from the wrath of the Lamb"Comment
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Re: Landover, I'm back!
Obviously, you got time off for good behavior - I have no idea why. God's Ways are mysterious.Originally posted by PrayerIsFun View Postsigpic
Author of such illuminating essays as,
“We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”
Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.Comment
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I suspect a medication problem. Either too much, or too little. Have it looked into.Originally posted by PrayerIsFun View Post
Exodus 22:20 He that sacrificeth unto any god, save unto the LORD only, he shall be utterly destroyed.Comment
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I am a True Christian™. Not some-other fuddy duddy hippy christian. What makes you think I will be marrying you.Originally posted by PrayerIsFun View Post
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.Comment
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Re: Landover, I'm back!
Because he's a man and he told you so?Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
From what I gathered from you guys, that's all it takes. Am I right? Of course I'm right, I'm a man and that makes me right.
See? I can play your game too.
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No, you're a worthless, unsaved Godmocker and no one has to listen to you, not even our womenfolk.Originally posted by DeadMan89 View PostBecause he's a man and he told you so?
From what I gathered from you guys, that's all it takes. Am I right? Of course I'm right, I'm a man and that makes me right.
See? I can play your game too.
2nd Corinthians 6:14 Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness? and what communion hath light with darkness?Comment
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The only people who have authority over a True Christian(tm) lady are her husband, father, pastor, and God. Of course we always listen to the suggestions and advice of other True Christian(tm) men, because their advice is always Godly and good.Originally posted by DeadMan89 View PostBecause he's a man and he told you so?
From what I gathered from you guys, that's all it takes. Am I right? Of course I'm right, I'm a man and that makes me right.
See? I can play your game too.
A True Christian(tm) lady does not need to listen to unsaved trash, even if they are men."Whether of them twain did the will of his father? They say unto him, The first. Jesus saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That the publicans and the harlots go into the kingdom of God before you. For John came unto you in the way of righteousness, and ye believed him not: but the publicans and the harlots believed him: and ye, when ye had seen it, repented not afterward, that ye might believe him." Matthew 21:31-32
An Important Reminder for all unSaved© Ladies
Protect Yourself! Important Information about Demons
MyfiveSix Step Guide to Stopping Your Miserable Harlotry!
Do you hate fornication? Join the Junior Anti-Sex League and help stop it today!
An Open Question to All false christians.
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No, you're a God-mocking imbecile.Originally posted by DeadMan89 View Post
Why are you here?Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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Re: Landover, I'm back!
@Bible Studentyou appear to have messaging turned off
(if you're replying to dead-person-thing here - enjoy!)Comment
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Notice the poster's name. It is no coincidence that he is named so.Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View PostNo, you're a God-mocking imbecile.Originally Posted by DeadMan89
Because he's a man and he told you so?
From what I gathered from you guys, that's all it takes. Am I right?
Why are you here?Romans 6:23 -- For the wages of sin is death;And finally
Romans 6:20 -- For when ye were the servants of sin, ye were free from righteousnessHe admits he is the willing tool of Satan.
YiJC, BS
II Peter 1:4 -- Whereby are giuen vnto vs exceeding great and precious promises, that by these you might bee partakers of thy diuine nature, hauing escaped the corruption that is in the world through lust.Comment
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Thanks. I had one too many check marks. I better go back to some remedial reading courses.Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View PostYiJC, BS
II Peter 1:4 -- Whereby are giuen vnto vs exceeding great and precious promises, that by these you might bee partakers of thy diuine nature, hauing escaped the corruption that is in the world through lust.Comment
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Re: Landover, I'm back!
Because I enjoy reading what retarded morons have to say.Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View PostComment
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Then why not find a mormon message board to torment?Originally posted by DeadMan89 View PostChristians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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Re: Landover, I'm back!
It's been 2 years
Man, that's quite awhile! Welcome back!
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