[Devon~]

Re: Horrified, appalled? I'm hoping this isn't a real church.

There are instructional videos for many of the features, linked on the Noob FAQ pages.

See above post. I know how VBulletin sites work, I help run one.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Horrified, appalled? I'm hoping this isn't a real church.

See above post. I know how VBulletin sites work, I help run one.

You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.

[Adilene]

Re: Horrified, appalled? I'm hoping this isn't a real church.

See above post. I know how VBulletin sites work, I help run one.

Congratulations! Would you like me to bake you a cookie?

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Horrified, appalled? I'm hoping this isn't a real church.

See above post. I know how VBulletin sites work, I help run one.

What sort of site is it? Is it one where you claim to have superior knowledge of the Bible, but refuse to cite the Bible as an authority?

[Adilene]

Re: Horrified, appalled? I'm hoping this isn't a real church.

What sort of site is it? Is it one where you claim to have superior knowledge of the Bible, but refuse to cite the Bible as an authority?

Is this site imaginary?

[Devon~]

Re: Devon is horrified

The hypocracy here is so strange . . .

You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™.

And then there's Adilene's post . . .

. . . so what . . . you're allowed to address me disrespectfully but I can't state the fact I know how to use the site (and how's that disrespectful anyway?) when I get 'There is an edit function. Now you are questioning the quality of our board? Is there anything else you care to complain about. Crybaby.'

. . . yeah. Um. So like, guessing I'm fully fledged 'Unsaved Trash' now, then? Even though you don't know anything about me except where I come from.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Horrified, appalled? I'm hoping this isn't a real church.

Is this site imaginary?

Unfortunately, I'd say it's probably real. Fake, cherry-picking Christians have a strong internet presence.

They have a strong Hell presence as well.

[Adilene]

Re: Devon is horrified

The hypocracy here is so strange . . .

You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™.

And then there's Adilene's post . . .

. . . so what . . . you're allowed to address me disrespectfully but I can't state the fact I know how to use the site (and how's that disrespectful anyway?) when I get 'There is an edit function. Now you are questioning the quality of our board? Is there anything else you care to complain about. Crybaby.'

. . . yeah. Um. So like, guessing I'm fully fledged 'Unsaved Trash' now, then? Even though you don't know anything about me except where I come from.

Which is England. Enough said.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Devon is horrified

The hypocracy here is so strange . . .

We are getting distracted here. The issue is your assumption that it is allowed to interpret the Holy Bible instead of taking it literally.

Your eternal future is at stake here so I urge you to give this some very serious thought. Do you really think the Almighty God who created everything and everyone would create a Holy Bible that allows multiple interpretations?

Psalm 12:6-7 "The words of the LORD are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times. Thou shalt keep them, O LORD, thou shalt preserve them from this generation for ever."

[Adilene]

Re: Horrified, appalled? I'm hoping this isn't a real church.

Unfortunately, I'd say it's probably real. Fake, cherry-picking Christians have a strong internet presence.

They have a strong Hell presence as well.

Right about that!

[Adilene]

Re: Devon is horrified

We are getting distracted here. The issue is your assumption that it is allowed to interpret the Holy Bible instead of taking it literally.

Your eternal future is at stake here so I urge you to give this some very serious thought. Do you really think the Almighty God who created everything and everyone would create a Holy Bible that allows multiple interpretations?

Psalm 12:6-7 "The words of the LORD are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times. Thou shalt keep them, O LORD, thou shalt preserve them from this generation for ever."

So what he is saying that everything he doesn't like about the bible, or doesn't want to follow, can just be tagged as a metaphor. Not something we have to follow. Just a metaphor. Brilliant, except one thing.. it's the path to HELL.

[Levi Jones]

Re: Devon is horrified

Still not one single scripture from Devon, but he claims that he knows better about Christianity than we do.

Why does that always happen with false Christians? Could it be because they haven't actually read the Word from cover to cover?

Maybe they have had a few select verses spoon fed to them?

I guess we'll give Devon time to ponder that as she cries into her big old pillow again.

[Devon~]

Re: Devon is horrified

What sort of site is it? Is it one where you claim to have superior knowledge of the Bible, but refuse to cite the Bible as an authority?

No, it's a site for writers aged 13-20.

Unfortunately, I'd say it's probably real. Fake, cherry-picking Christians have a strong internet presence.

They have a strong Hell presence as well.

I hardy ever discuss my beliefs online, so sorry to disappoint on the 'strong internet presence'. I am not a fake. A fake cannot experience the Holy Spirit, for starters. God's hand has been on my life since I was very young, he has protected me, and he has a purpose for me.

I find it sad that you seem to find people going to hell funny . . . shouldn't you be trying to bring as many people to God as possible?

Which is England. Enough said.

Real mature. *sigh*

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Devon is horrified

No, it's a site for writers aged 13-20.



I hardy ever discuss my beliefs online, so sorry to disappoint on the 'strong internet presence'. I am not a genuine. A genuine cannot experience the Holy Spirit, for starters. God's hand has been on my life since I was very young, he has protected me, and he has a purpose for me.

I find it sad that you seem to find people going to hell funny . . . shouldn't you be trying to bring as many people to God as possible?



Real mature. *sigh*

Let me guess....4chan, right?

If you're a Christian then my pitbull is the king of Ireland.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Devon is horrified

@ Devon

So you are a teenager. That explains a great deal. But it doesn't mean God won't send you to Hell.

So your website has nothing to do with God or Jesus. Why does that not surprise me?

Why should I not take pleasure in the fact that justice is done by God's will?