I want to be a True American

[Brecht]

Hi, my name is Brecht

I was intrigued by your thread about why God hates Belgium. Now that I know Belgariums are foul, vicious being ripe for damnation, I wish to become a True American.

Can anyone help me in how to go about that?

My name seems to suggest otherwise, but I am certainly not German or Dutch.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: I want to be a True American

Welcome to our friendly family forum!

While I understand you wanting to become a Godly True American, your focus should be on becoming a True Christian(tm)! The best way to do that is with some serious Bible study.

[Brecht]

Re: I want to be a True American

And how to become True Christian™? Is a bible study sufficient? And how do I get my hands on the book which speaks the one and only truth?

[Lost Sheep McUinnean]

Re: I want to be a True American

As brother Cranky says friend.

And as to you wanting to be a True American...that's absurd. You can't be. Not even Arnold Schwazennegger, your compatriot, is one.

This verse covers that wanting of yours:


Proverbs 14:8The wisedome of the prudent is to vnderstand his way: but the folly of fooles is DECEIT.


As a Scot, I know we ALL have our crosses to bear. Be Belgian. But be a True Christian Belgian. Immigration control can work out the rest at some point if He seeth fit.



YIC, McUinnean, of that Ilk.

[James Dewitt]

Re: I want to be a True American

Hi, my name is Brecht

I was intrigued by your thread about why God hates Belgium. Now that I know Belgariums are foul, vicious being ripe for damnation, I wish to become a True American.

Can anyone help me in how to go about that?

My name seems to suggest otherwise, but I am certainly not German or Dutch.

We are full, no more room, try Canada( they will take anyone)

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: I want to be a True American

how do I get my hands on the book which speaks the one and only truth?

You can get a KJV1611 Holy Bible at bookstores or a nearby Babtist Church. Or use an KJV 1611 Holy Bible!

[Brecht]

Re: I want to be a True American

We are full, no more room, try Canada( they will take anyone)

I've already tried Canada. They said the same thing there, so now I'm willing to settle for second best. Being intelligent but humble as I am, I'm surprised you won't have me.

Oh, and I'm also right handed!

[Lost Sheep McUinnean]

Re: I want to be a True American

I've already tried Canada. They said the same thing there, so now I'm willing to settle for second best. Being intelligent but humble as I am, I'm surprised you won't have me.

Oh, and I'm also right handed!

What's wrong with staying put in Holland?

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: I want to be a True American

I've already tried Canada. They said the same thing there, so now I'm willing to settle for second best. Being intelligent but humble as I am, I'm surprised you won't have me. Oh, and I'm also right handed!

Did you start on studying that Bible yet? There is not time to waste as Jesus can decide to kill you any moment He chooses.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: I want to be a True American

And how to become True Christian™? Is a bible study sufficient? And how do I get my hands on the book which speaks the one and only truth?

The Word of God can be had for free if you just visit your local Independant Baptist Church and ask the Pastor for one. Make sure you ask specifically for a KJV1611 Authorized Version Bible.

Also you can read one online at www.biblegateway.com. And for your assisted reading pleasure, Brother V has got a wonderful thread going HERE called "Bible in a Year."


If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

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[Brecht]

Re: I want to be a True American

What's wrong with staying put in Holland?

It's the mayonnaise, I can't stand it. It's hell.

[Lost Sheep McUinnean]

Re: I want to be a True American

It's the mayonnaise, I can't stand it. It's hell.

Please do not be flippant. In any case abstinence is always an option, as with everything.

There are alternatives.

The Lord tells us this.
Job 24:5Behold, as wilde asses in the desart, goe they foorth to their worke, rising betimes for a pray: the wildernes yeeldeth FOOD for them, and for their children.

[Brecht]

Re: I want to be a True American

Leaving is my way of abstaining. I want to prevent ending up like Adam, who was tempted by the snake and by his wife.

Genesis 3:6 - When the woman saw that the fruit of the tree was good for food and pleasing to the eye, and also desirable for gaining wisdom, she took some and ate it. She also gave some to her husband, who was with her, and he ate it.

[Bible Student]

Re: I want to be a True American

Leaving is my way of abstaining. I want to prevent ending up like Adam, who was tempted by the snake and by his wife.

Genesis 3:6 - When the woman saw that the fruit of the tree was good for food and pleasing to the eye, and also desirable for gaining wisdom, she took some and ate it. She also gave some to her husband, who was with her, and he ate it.

Right there I see a problem. You are using the wrong bible. Nowhere in that story does it mention snakes.

[Brecht]

Re: I want to be a True American

You've got a point, fellow student. I think I'm confused by my earlier bible-education. I'm trying my best, thank you for pointing out my errors.

But please, do not be burdened by them.

Job 19:4 If it is true that I have gone astray, my error remains my concern alone