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  • Alfred
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    • Dec 2010
    • 5

    #1

    Awesome site

    Let me introduce myself. I am Alfred. This site is awesome. There is so much to read. My plan is to read the Bible (KJV) in a Year with Brother V.
    PRAISE ye the Lord: for it is good to sing PRAISES unto our God: for it is pleasant, and PRAISE is comely
  • Adilene
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    Forum Member
    • Dec 2010
    • 332

    #2
    Re: Awesome site



    I'm Adilene! Nice to meet you.
    “By this we know that we love the children of God, when we love God, and keep his commandments. For this is the love of God, that we keep his commandments: and his commandments are not grievous.” – 1 John 5:2-3

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    • Gabriel Reproba
      Head Attorney of Landover's Legal Team
      The Most Honest Lawyer in America
      True Christian™
      • Nov 2009
      • 2479

      #3
      Re: Awesome site

      Nice to meet you. Tell us about yourself.
      Yours In Christ,

      Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

      Further reading to help you become a True Christian™

      Stoning Sinners: A How-To Guide
      Scientific Study: Bible is NOT "All About Love"
      The One Sin Jesus Says He Won't EVER Forgive!
      Should we only follow SOME of the Bible?
      How will YOU sacrifice your kids?
      20 Questions To See If Your Son Is A Fag
      God: Dress Like A Whore...Get Raped!
      Bible: If You Love Your Wife, Beat Her!
      Logic and Bible Agree: Gay is a choice!
      Nursery Rhymes Teach kids that Christ is Lord!
      There is no such thing as an "agnostic!"
      Science: People are Only Islamic Because They are Depressed!

      Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.

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      • Brother Temperance
        Senior Usher
        True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
        A very nice young man
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 15621

        #4
        Re: Awesome site

        Praise! A worthy aspiration. Brother V's "Bible in a Year" series is one of the classics of Christian literature, right up there with Wash O'Hanley's "Gay Jew HomoNazi Abortions" and the works of Ray Comfort.
        O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



        God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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        • Sister Charli
          True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Jun 2010
          • 1590

          #5
          Re: Awesome site

          Originally posted by Alfred View Post
          Let me introduce myself. I am Alfred. This site is awesome. There is so much to read. My plan is to read the Bible (KJV) in a Year with Brother V.
          What a great New Year's resolution.

          I wish you all the best!

          Oh .... and welcome!
          2 Chronicles 7:14
          14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.

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          • Rev. M. Rodimer
            Honorary True Christian™
            Forum Member
            • May 2008
            • 13996

            #6
            Re: Awesome site

            Welcome, Alfred!

            The Bible IS the one and only objective way to know who God is!
            Bible boring? Nonsense!
            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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            • Alfred
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              Under Investigation
              • Dec 2010
              • 5

              #7
              Re: Awesome site

              Thanks for all your welcomes.

              Gabriel, I don't want to bore you with the story of my life, the Bible is much more interesting, but as a young man I was unenlightened and behaved in a way that Pastor Billy-Reuben would recognize from his youth.

              I'm still reading the Bible following the Bible in a Year schedule. It really is a classic, Brother Temperance. I'm learning so much by reading it from the start. I don't know why I didn't do it before.
              PRAISE ye the Lord: for it is good to sing PRAISES unto our God: for it is pleasant, and PRAISE is comely

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