[Joe the Atheist]

Re: Looking for help

Congratulations, Amanda! You are thinking for yourself now and taking charge of your own life.

i like girls. And im going to keep having sex with them. Its the most amazing thing ive ever felt and it was so right for me.

For what it's worth, I feel exactly the same way! Girls are great.

Joe

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Looking for help

Are you getting off to my stories? I mean there are websites that are better for that...
And ya know what i decided today. I decided that i liked being a lesbian.
I liked being with her, it was the best ive ever felt. F**k what the bible says, i like girls. And im going to keep having sex with them. Its the most amazing thing ive ever felt and it was so right for me. I'm done with the christian BS. In the past 5 days or so ive been reading a lot of the bible.
And god is a jerk. I refuse to worship evil such as that.
I'm done with you people. Good bye. Try being a little more open-minded.
Lesbian sex is AMAZING!
Love is love!

Oh my.. You can just see the demon in the poor girl sticking out it's ugly head.
It's finally taken complete control of her, and started to drag her into the pit.

Brothers, let us pray for this poor woman.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Looking for help

Are you getting off to my stories? I mean there are websites that are better for that...
And ya know what i decided today. I decided that i liked being a lesbian.
I liked being with her, it was the best ive ever felt. F**k what the bible says, i like girls. And im going to keep having sex with them. Its the most amazing thing ive ever felt and it was so right for me. I'm done with the christian BS. In the past 5 days or so ive been reading a lot of the bible.
And god is a jerk. I refuse to worship evil such as that.
I'm done with you people. Good bye. Try being a little more open-minded.
Lesbian sex is AMAZING!
Love is love!

ArmandaP,

Don't give into that she-Satan girlfriend of yours! That slobbering orifice between her legs is nothing more than the very Gates of Hell itself, drooling out the very waters of sin itself. When you lay with that woman you are pressing your soft, woman flesh against the pestilent corrupt body of Lucifier himself. Her every kissed from her full, ruby lips is packed with a deadly venom with will give you AIDS, SARS and destroys your soul. Don't do it ArmandaP! Don't damn yourself! Jesus still loves you!

Don’t thigh scissor your soul away with perdition!

[AmandaP]

Re: Looking for help

ArmandaP,

Don't give into that she-Satan girlfriend of yours! That slobbering orifice between her legs is nothing more than the very Gates of Hell itself, drooling out the very waters of sin itself. When you lay with that woman you are pressing your soft, woman flesh against the pestilent corrupt body of Lucifier himself. Her every kissed from her full, ruby lips is packed with a deadly venom with will give you AIDS, SARS and destroys your soul. Don't do it ArmandaP! Don't damn yourself! Jesus still loves you!

Don’t thigh scissor your soul away with perdition!

No...ide prefer to give into her. See if those are the gates of hell, then i like hell. Because those are some good gates. Give me AIDS and SARS?
You realize SARS is dead...and very few people have been killed from it.
ALSO Aids cant come from a kiss unless we were both bleeding in the mouth. which i doubt we are. And it dosnt destroy my soul. It made it shine brighter then it ever has, i had never felt to alive, so right.
See i think i found the meaning of life. Its to be happy, make yourself happy and love every moment in your life as if you dont have another.
And thats what im doing. I'm going to live healthy, long, but its going to be fun and im going to enjoy my life to its fullest and be totally honest with myself.
maybe you tight-wads might wanna try it.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Looking for help

No...ide prefer to give into her. See if those are the gates of hell, then i like hell. Because those are some good gates. Give me AIDS and SARS?
You realize SARS is dead...and very few people have been killed from it.
ALSO Aids cant come from a kiss unless we were both bleeding in the mouth. which i doubt we are. And it dosnt destroy my soul. It made it shine brighter then it ever has, i had never felt to alive, so right.
See i think i found the meaning of life. Its to be happy, make yourself happy and love every moment in your life as if you dont have another.
And thats what im doing. I'm going to live healthy, long, but its going to be fun and im going to enjoy my life to its fullest and be totally honest with myself.
maybe you tight-wads might wanna try it.

Young lady, your story just breaks my heart. Can't you just get down on your knees right now and beg Jesus to cure you of this perverted hobby of yours? Don't you understand how thinking for yourself and pursuing a life dedicated to steamy girl-on-girl fornication is not the path to Salvation?

Romans 1:26 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:
1:27 And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
1:28 And even as they did not like to retain God in their knowledge, God gave them over to a reprobate mind, to do those things which are not convenient;

He that trusteth in his own heart is a fool: but whoso walketh wisely, he shall be delivered.
Proverbs 28:26

True happiness does not reside between a nubile young girls creamy white thighs. Believe you me!

[AmandaP]

Re: Looking for help

Young lady, your story just breaks my heart. Can't you just get down on your knees right now and beg Jesus to cure you of this perverted hobby of yours? Don't you understand how thinking for yourself and pursuing a life dedicated to steamy girl-on-girl fornication is not the path to Salvation?

Romans 1:26 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:
1:27 And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
1:28 And even as they did not like to retain God in their knowledge, God gave them over to a reprobate mind, to do those things which are not convenient;

He that trusteth in his own heart is a fool: but whoso walketh wisely, he shall be delivered.
Proverbs 28:26

True happiness does not reside between a nubile young girls creamy white thighs. Believe you me!

See theres the problem.
I dont want to live a life where i cant think for myself. How terrible is that?
I mean, what makes us human if we cant think for ourselves? Why just be a puppet to a book?
And trust me, true happiness is right between the thighs of girls. It is so true happiness.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Looking for help

And trust me, true happiness is right between the thighs of girls. It is so true happiness.

Do you have any proof of this claim? Photographic proof?

God wants us to think about Him and worship Him properly.

[AmandaP]

Re: Looking for help

Do you have any proof of this claim? Photographic proof?

God wants us to think about Him and worship Him properly.

Whats your obsession with getting pictures? Do you just want to look at porn and feel like your doing gods work?
Well thats what god wants, and i dont want what god wants anymore.
I want what i want. Because im an indivigual and i've been given free thought. so i shall do with it what i please.

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Looking for help

Whats your obsession with getting pictures? Do you just want to look at porn and feel like your doing gods work?

Of course not.
Please get your mind out the gutter.

Well thats what god wants, and i dont want what god wants anymore.
I want what i want. Because im an indivigual and i've been given free thought. so i shall do with it what i please.

Listen to yourself for a second..
You sound like a child rebelling against her parents.
"I WANT WHAT I WANT WAHHH! GIMME GIMME! WAAHHH!!"

Please, act like the grown woman you (most likely) are.
Why would you rebel against someone who knows better? That is, God.
As a child grows out of it, so oughta you too.

Now..
A junkie likes drugs, they make him feel GREAT, and he may think he can't stop doing them:
But they ARE bad for him. In the end, they will lead to his demise.
And so will lesbianism lead your soul to hell.

You may have fun while doing it, you may enjoy it, you may think there is nothing wrong with it, that you can't stop or have no reason to:
But that's the same mentality as the junkie has. And it's really all in your head.

As you started - you can stop.
Don't turn away from God, He is the only path to Salvation, He is the only path to true and ETERNAL happiness.
Other paths provide, at best, temporary happiness - but the end thereof is always death and damnation in hell.

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: Looking for help

Amanda, it seems like you went from "It seems i badly need help. If the bible says that i cant do that. then i wont." to "i dont want what god wants anymore. I want what i want." awfully fast.

So fast, in fact, that I am forced to question the sincerity of your original plea for help.

It's time for you to come clean now. Did you already have your mind made up before you got here, and were you hoping that we would lie to you and tell you that it is A-OK with Jesus for you to indulge in sinful behavior?

If we didn't love you, that's exactly what we would have said. However, we do love you, and we want to save you from the fires of Hell.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[see_the_light]

Re: Looking for help

Whats your obsession with getting pictures? Do you just want to look at porn and feel like your doing gods work?
Well thats what god wants, and i dont want what god wants anymore.
I want what i want. Because im an indivigual and i've been given free thought. so i shall do with it what i please.

Amanda

If the good pastor wants photos it is because he prefers praying with the image, of those he prays for, in his heart.

And yes, GOD gave you free will, you can choose HIS path or you can choose burning in hell, HE has given you that choice, and it is sad that so few choose wisely.

Do as i please is childish, think, pray and then do what you choose.

GOD gave you free will don't waste it on light decisions on subjects with heavy consequences

PRAY TO JESUS!

[Abdiel Sehnlich]

Re: Looking for help

Ah, so close Amanda.

Jesus reached His perfect, snow-white hand out to you.
And you have rejected His loving embrace in favor of the sinful comforts of another woman with lascivious fervor .

Shame on you, but fear not, for His hand is waiting, it is up to you to reject eternal damnation.

Now....
Surely I'm not the only flag waving, bible reading, meat eating, red-blooded American MAN that found Amanda's initial testimony both soul stirring and.......uplifting ?



Excuse me ladies and gentleman whilst I go work something out.

[JennyD]

Re: Looking for help

Whats your obsession with getting pictures? Do you just want to look at porn and feel like your doing gods work?
Well thats what god wants, and i dont want what god wants anymore.
I want what i want. Because im an indivigual and i've been given free thought. so i shall do with it what i please.

Dearest Amanda -

Thus far, the other ladies and I have refrained from offering you a soft, feminine touch, watching the Pastors grasp at your delicate
situation, wishing only to help you joyously and without inhibition come
to Jesus.

Alas, it seems you have rebuffed their manly efforts, and succeeded only in arousing
their righteous indignation.

It saddens all of us ladies to see you rejecting their concerted efforts to fill you
with the love of Jesus; for truly there is no greater pleasure than the joyous waves of love you will experience when you are fully and deeply penetrated
by the warm glowing warming glow of God!

Perhaps you have been abused by men in the past?

Mistreated, assaulted, used?

Pimped out on a street corner for $10 a pop?

These things happen to all of us, dearest Amanda! It doesn't mean that Jesus has given up on you! There's no reason for you to give it up so easily!

Now, you know as well as I do that your Lesbian living leads to Lucifer's lair. Once there, the Pastors
tell us that you will be a victim in Satan's rape rooms! Surely once those demons pin you down and begin to use you with their horse-sized tallywhackers like no man ever could, you will writhe and buck, moaning and screaming
in terror and agony until they are finished . . . suddenly realizing that there will never be an end, and an infinite number are waiting to take their turns!

All that so you can fondle some breasts in the present? Hardly seems worth it, does it?

I think I have just the idea! Perhaps the Ladies of Landover should have you
over for a "Ladies' Night", a little pajama party complete with manicures, pedicures, Brazilian waxes, playing dress-up and doing each other's hair, pillow fights, and plenty of Sister Thumper's steamy, mouth-watering hot
chocolate.

I'll let the other ladies tell you about the party last month. Two Landover newcomers saw God for the first time while relaxing in the steam room! PRAISE JESUS!

Amanda, I'm going to pray for you now. I hope this prayer resonates deep within you; perhaps these gentle words, based loosely on the "music" of a woman nearly as "experienced" as you claim to be, will stir memories of innocent days gone by in your soul. You may have that innocence again, if only you will drop to your knees
and ask Jesus to enter you!

Lord,

Amanda is beat, incomplete. She's been had. She's sad and blue. She thinks Lesbian sex will make her feel shiny and new; but we know that no spit-shine can fulfill her need
for You!

We know You'd joyously fill her to overflowing
with Your Love if she merely came to you, like a virgin, ready to be touched by Your Hand for the very first time. If it is Your Will, please use me and the other Ladies of Landover to help this young, nubile, sexually-adventuresome lady come
to You and become Your handmaiden, as I am.

Amen.

[AmandaP]

Re: Looking for help

Well as tempting as it sounds to come to your slumber party. I think i shall decline. Don't get me wrong, you are very kind.
Also....i was never mistreated by a guy, ive dated my share of jerks yes, but i havn't been mistreated by any. I have had sex with 2 before, the first time he was a virgin too so it was awakward and he had no idea what to do. the second he had an idea of what to do, so it was actually good. but again, even with him being amazing, the girl still was better.
So why would i go back to guys when a girl was better?
Love of jesus...
okay, how could it be better then the love of another person?
Honestly, ide rather stick with girls.
I'm sorry i waisted all yours times. Maybe one day you'll realize how wonderful the world is without your bible, because i have.
Bye everyone!
=D

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Looking for help

Congratulations, Amanda! You are thinking for yourself now and taking charge of your own life.


For what it's worth, I feel exactly the same way! Girls are great.

Joe

So,you admit to feeling the same as a homosexual? Surely even an atheist like you can see how wrong that is?

Whats your obsession with getting pictures? Do you just want to look at porn and feel like your doing gods work?
Well thats what god wants, and i dont want what god wants anymore.
I want what i want. Because im an indivigual and i've been given free thought. so i shall do with it what i please.

Friend, if God had wanted you to think for yourself, He wouldn't have made you female.

Well as tempting as it sounds to come to your slumber party. I think i shall decline. Don't get me wrong, you are very kind.
Also....i was never mistreated by a guy, ive dated my share of jerks yes, but i havn't been mistreated by any. I have had sex with 2 before, the first time he was a virgin too so it was awakward and he had no idea what to do. the second he had an idea of what to do, so it was actually good. but again, even with him being amazing, the girl still was better.
So why would i go back to guys when a girl was better?

Because Jesus says so. Are you really that selfish that you'd put your own happiness above God's Commands?

Love of jesus...
okay, how could it be better then the love of another person?

Because He's JESUS! It doesn't get better than that!

Honestly, ide rather stick with girls.
I'm sorry i waisted all yours times. Maybe one day you'll realize how wonderful the world is without your bible, because i have.

Maybe one day you'll realise how terrible the afterlife is without Salvation. I hope not.