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  • Vavoline Johnson
    Mammy
    Forum Member
    • Apr 2009
    • 960
    #1

    No Introduction needed!

    Well, I be away but the good Lawd done knows I've been doin my missionary work over in Haiti. Po Cleevon came down wif da worst diarrhea from dem dirty folks and it took us month to get his bowels to push out good healthy Bms agin.
    I see we got a bunch of new folks here at the Landover and Gawd be willin, he won't be takin yo ole Vavoline away agin.
    Everybodys Blested Ole Mammy
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    • Ezekiel Bathfire
      Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
      Christ's Rottweiler
       
      • Jan 2008
      • 22903
      #2
      Re: No Introduction needed!

      Why! Lawdy, Lawdy (as you might say) it is Vavoline back in Landover. My Christmas is complete.

      Sorry to here about Cleevon, get him checked over at the hospital sometime in the next 2 years.

      2Ch:21:18: And after all this the LORD smote him in his bowels with an incurable disease.
      2Ch:21:19: And it came to pass, that in process of time, after the end of two years, his bowels fell out by reason of his sickness: so he died of sore diseases. And his people made no burning for him, like the burning of his fathers.
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      Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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        • Levi Jones
          Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
          Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
          Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
           
          • Jul 2009
          • 13930
          #3
          Re: No Introduction needed!

          Well howdy, Mrs. Valvoline.

          They got me on a mission trip to some town in messico called San Antonio or something like that. It's good to see you again.
          Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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            • James Hutchins
              True Christian™
              Just a Regular Nice Guy
               
              • Jun 2009
              • 29453
              #4
              Re: No Introduction needed!

              Hi Missus Vavoline, I certainly have missed you!

              Ever since I was down in Florida and you offered to to do my laundry, my shirts had never been so expertly ironed or my shorts so stain free.

              I hope the joo lady is treating you right this Christmas season.
              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                • Oakland "Reb" Griner
                  True Christian™
                  True Christian™
                  • Jun 2009
                  • 2241
                  #5
                  Re: No Introduction needed!

                  Originally posted by Vavoline Johnson View Post
                  Well, I be away but the good Lawd done knows I've been doin my missionary work over in Haiti. Po Cleevon came down wif da worst diarrhea from dem dirty folks and it took us month to get his bowels to push out good healthy Bms agin.
                  I see we got a bunch of new folks here at the Landover and Gawd be willin, he won't be takin yo ole Vavoline away agin.

                  Glad to hear Cleevon's bowels are better. Does he need new shoes now that he is back from Haiti?

                  If he does let me know his size, I might have an old pair that would fit him loose.
                  Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are unGodly among them of all their unGodly deeds which they have unGodly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which unGodly sinners have spoken against him.

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                    • Vavoline Johnson
                      Mammy
                      Forum Member
                      • Apr 2009
                      • 960
                      #6
                      Re: No Introduction needed!

                      Oh thankee for da warm welcome back. It be good to see all my favorite white folks agin
                      Everybodys Blested Ole Mammy

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                        • Oakland "Reb" Griner
                          True Christian™
                          True Christian™
                          • Jun 2009
                          • 2241
                          #7
                          Re: No Introduction needed!

                          Originally posted by Vavoline Johnson View Post
                          Oh thankee for da warm welcome back. It be good to see all my favorite white folks agin

                          Yep, we still be all lilly white. Thanks for being glad to see us.
                          Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are unGodly among them of all their unGodly deeds which they have unGodly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which unGodly sinners have spoken against him.

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                            • HTannor
                              America's Most Fair and Balanced Judge
                              True Christian™
                              • Jun 2009
                              • 2612
                              #8
                              Re: No Introduction needed!

                              Welcome back, Miss Valvoline.

                              I have sorely missed your pancakes and have my bottle of Aunt Jemima syrup ready to enjoy a short stack.
                              The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

                              "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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                                • Rev. M. Rodimer
                                  Honorary True Christian™
                                  Forum Member
                                  • May 2008
                                  • 13996
                                  #9
                                  Re: No Introduction needed!

                                  Why Sister Vaseline, welcome back, dear! I'm glad to hear your mission trip went well. Other than the bowel disruption.

                                  I'd be willing to bet some prayer fixed it, am I right?

                                  Philemon 1:20
                                  Yea, brother, let me have joy of thee in the Lord: refresh my bowels in the Lord.
                                  Bible boring? Nonsense!
                                  Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                                  You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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