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Hi, my name's Apogee, i'm 33 and a good christian!
I'm so glad that i've found your forum
I'm so glad that i've found your forum
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Dear friend:
I'm glad you have, too. What church do you attend? What's your favorite Bible verse? How did you come to find Jesus?This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.
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Welcome to our forum, lady.
In your own words, please tell us what it means to be a "good Christian." Also, please tell us about yourself and how you came to walk with Christ.II Thessalonians 1:7-9
And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power
The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony
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Well met! Please tell us more about you! What Baptist Church do you go to? What is your favorite Bible verse? How long have you been married and how many children do you have?Originally posted by Apogee View PostHi, my name's Apogee, i'm 33 and a good christian!
I'm so glad that i've found your forumYours In Christ,
Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)
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Your name makes you sound like an incoming communist nuclear missile.
Why are you really here ?
Originally posted by Apogee View PostHi, my name's Apogee, i'm 33 and a good christian!
I'm so glad that i've found your forum
Leviticus 26:27-29
27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.Comment
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I'm sorry but i don't think i've read enough of the Bible to choose a favourite verse..
Before i found this forum i thought i was a good christian but i started to read and i think i still have so much to do. I only used to pray every day..
What about my name ?!Hi, That's me.Comment
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I am also new here. Don't worry, I'm sure the True Christian™ masses here at Landover will save you from the flaming depths of Hell.Comment
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I'm glad you included your second sentence. I was about to ask how you thought you could be a "good Christian" when you have never read the Bible!Originally posted by Apogee View Post
Have you looked at Landover's "Bible in a Year" section? You can read the Bible and discuss it in detail with Landover's own Brother V, and all the Pastors and True Christians(tm) will be thrilled to help you in your study!Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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Do you have your husband's permission to be posting here?Originally posted by Apogee View PostHi, my name's Apogee, i'm 33 and a good christian!
I'm so glad that i've found your forum
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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You seem to have forgotten a couple of letters. I've added them for you above.Originally posted by Apologee View Post
I'm sure you will be apologizing to Jesus for thinking yourself a good Christian when you've never even read His Word, and therefore cannot know His Commandments.Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!Comment
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