Hello

[The Belgian Fool]

Me too, I believe that earth is flat and oranges are poisonous. Please welcome me...

[Bible Student]

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Me too, I believe that earth is flat and oranges are poisonous. Please welcome me...

Which part of this forum's title was too difficult for you? The introduction forum Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

More difficult questions will follow so make sure you have your 1611 King James Bible open.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Me too, I believe that earth is flat and oranges are poisonous. Please welcome me...

Oh, joy. I see the short bus has arrived.

Who told you oranges are poisonous? Was it Mommy?

[The Belgian Fool]

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Oh, joy. I see the short bus has arrived.

Who told you oranges are poisonous? Was it Mommy?

My 1611 Queen Charlotte Bible. Psalms 69:xx. It's right there. "The apple you will see, hardly you will shee. The orange I will say, far away you will stay. The first one fornication you will discover, the second one landover you will get over. To the infidels you come across, oranges you'll provide"...
See, it's black on white...

So, I go to the Church of the "Adorateur du Nombril". We study the 1612 Bible which is an updated version. My favorite verse is: "...And the Lord says: kill, kill, kill the lost lamb. It's black and pure not. White power you follow, KKK gives no sorrow. Amen."
I found Jesus when I saw a sign from Him. He told me: "What's wrong with you, giving equal right to your wife? Follow me to the light of God. Tomorrow you'll beat her. She will obey, then you'll be able to rape her daily."
So I understood and I'm following the Lord now...

Very simple...

What about you guys?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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I have two questions for you:

First, why do you not go to the Christian church in your neighborhood and insult them to their faces, instead of joining a Christian church's discussion forum on another continent?

I assume it is because you are a pathetic coward who lacks the testicular fortitude to actually insult Christians to their faces, and prefer to commit your hate crimes from behind your computer screen . . . where you think nobody knows who you are, and you think nobody is tracking your IP.

Second, would you like to be banned now, or banned later?

[The Belgian Fool]

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First, why do you not go to the Christian church in your neighborhood and insult them to their faces, instead of joining a Christian church's discussion forum on another continent?

Where do you see insults in my post? I don't see any.
However, I feel insulted directly or indirectly in other posting from some "brothers". See below, you, again, just insulted me, which I believe is a normal behavior in this community, pretending to believe in God. God is love and all the members of this forum are doing is attacking the people who are not radical Christians. Same behavior than radical muslims who bomb buildings with aircrafts. Exactly the same thing. Easy to believe that you guys are just brothers in crime...

I assume it is because you are a pathetic coward who lacks the testicular fortitude to actually insult Christians to their faces, and prefer to commit your hate crimes from behind your computer screen . . . where you think nobody knows who you are, and you think nobody is tracking your IP.

Second, would you like to be banned now, or banned later?

Later, this is too funny...

[BelieverInGod]

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You're here to mock us and make fun of us, there lies the insult.

Are you such a loser that on the "biggest sickular party night of the year" you've got nothing better to do than to troll a Christian website?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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God is love and all the members of this forum are doing is attacking the people who are not radical Christians.

Do you know what a Christian is? A Christian is someone who knows that God came to Earth as Jesus and died temporarily so that He could forgive the sins of those who believe and repent. The Christian then REPENTS.

Do you know what repentance is? Repentance means recognizing how every sin, no matter how small, hurts God, as it is a slap in His face in return for His sacrifice of Himself until He chose to resurrect Himself.

It is not saying "Gee, I'm sorry, God, and now I'm going to go do it again and apologize next week." It's first sincerly apologizing, begging forgiveness, and then NEVER SINNING AGAIN.

How does one not sin? By not breaking the Law. How does one know the Law? By reading and following the Bible. ALL of it. Not just the bits you happen to like.


God, meanwhile, is the all-powerful, all-knowing Creator and Judge of the universe, not a warm fuzzy concept or emotion.

I realize that, like most false Christians, you have never bothered to read the Bible. You may have heard there are some unpleasant things in it, but of course those are "just metaphorical" or "mistranslations".

Believing this means that you do not believe God is all-knowing and all-powerful.

You see, the Bible is God's Word. He must, being all-knowing, know exactly what the Bible says.

He is, being all-powerful, able to change the content of every Bible on the Earth simultaneously.

It says what it says. Therefore, it says what He wants it to say.

A "mistranslation" of God's intent is simply not possible. And I fail to see how direct commands to execute witches, homosexuals, and adulterers, among others, can be "metaphorical".

So, again, why have you joined this forum? You're obviously not a Christian.

[The Belgian Fool]

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Do you know what a Christian is? A Christian is someone who knows that God came to Earth as Jesus and died temporarily so that He could forgive the sins of those who believe and repent. The Christian then REPENTS.

Do you know what repentance is? Repentance means recognizing how every sin, no matter how small, hurts God, as it is a slap in His face in return for His sacrifice of Himself until He chose to resurrect Himself.

It is not saying "Gee, I'm sorry, God, and now I'm going to go do it again and apologize next week." It's first sincerly apologizing, begging forgiveness, and then NEVER SINNING AGAIN.

How does one not sin? By not breaking the Law. How does one know the Law? By reading and following the Bible. ALL of it. Not just the bits you happen to like.


God, meanwhile, is the all-powerful, all-knowing Creator and Judge of the universe, not a warm fuzzy concept or emotion.

I realize that, like most false Christians, you have never bothered to read the Bible. You may have heard there are some unpleasant things in it, but of course those are "just metaphorical" or "mistranslations".

Believing this means that you do not believe God is all-knowing and all-powerful.

You see, the Bible is God's Word. He must, being all-knowing, know exactly what the Bible says.

He is, being all-powerful, able to change the content of every Bible on the Earth simultaneously.

It says what it says. Therefore, it says what He wants it to say.

A "mistranslation" of God's intent is simply not possible. And I fail to see how direct commands to execute witches, homosexuals, and adulterers, among others, can be "metaphorical".

So, again, why have you joined this forum? You're obviously not a Christian.

You looks like a radical muslim talking about the Qu'ran...Same thing...Exact same thing...
I'm a Christian, but not a radical one. An example, I would NEVER insult someone based on his or her beliefs.
Ask for me and I can tell you that I love you even if you hate me.
That's the difference between you and me, between being radical or not.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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You looks like a radical muslim talking about the Qu'ran...Same thing...Exact same thing...
I'm a Christian, but not a radical one. An example, I would NEVER insult someone based on his or her beliefs.
Ask for me and I can tell you that I love you even if you hate me.
That's the difference between you and me, between being radical or not.

You're not a Christian. You don't follow the Bible. You don't follow God's Commands.

A Christian is without sin.

You have already lied multiple times; that is sin.

You have mocked the Bible. That is sin.

Therefore, you are not a Christian.

[The Belgian Fool]

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You are just in denial.
You hate non radical Christian like me, that's all. No biggie...
Actually, I suspect you hate everything but white American radical Christians.
Prove me the opposite.

[BelieverInGod]

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You looks like a radical muslim talking about the Qu'ran...Same thing...Exact same thing...
I'm a Christian, but not a radical one. An example, I would NEVER insult someone based on his or her beliefs.

Okay, now look at those two comments together.

You'd never insult anyone regarding their beliefs but you say we're as bad as "radical muslims". Since you're such a "good" christian, I'm sure you know what God says about hypocrites.

Ask for me and I can tell you that I love you even if you hate me.
That's the difference between you and me, between being radical or not.

Who ever said we hated you? You come onto our board, state that you are going to troll us, post nonsense and then get upset when we call you on it? This is what you call love?

We feel nothing but Biblical love towards you, we want you to turn from your sinful God-mocking ways and start actually reading your Bible and following it. How is that hatred?

Galatians. 4:16 "Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?"

[speaknow]

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Me too, I believe that earth is flat and oranges are poisonous. Please welcome me...

You have an attitude problem, you may have different belief, but at least show some respect to our lovely hosts. Mocking other people's belief in God for some cheap lolz, and call yourself a Christian?

[Gabriel Reproba]

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I'm a Christian...

Why? Why....why...WHY!?!?!?

You don't seem to think that the Bible, the only written account of Jesus Christ's life and miracles is true, so WHY do you call yourself a Christian? Does it just make you feel better? Are you afraid to admit you are an atheist?

[BelieverInGod]

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Why? Why....why...WHY!?!?!?

You don't seem to think that the Bible, the only written account of Jesus Christ's life and miracles is true, so WHY do you call yourself a Christian? Does it just make you feel better? Are you afraid to admit you are an atheist?

I'm pretty sure they think that as long as they call themselves "Christian" that God's going to let them in, no matter what they do.

Of course if they actually READ their Bible they would know this is completely wrong.

Ezekiel 18:27 Again, when the wicked man turneth away from his wickedness that he hath committed, and doeth that which is lawful and right, he shall save his soul alive.

Matthew 5:20 Except your righteousness shall exceed the righteousness of the scribes and Pharisees, ye shall in no case enter into the kingdom of heaven.

Matthew 7:21 7:21 Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven.