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    • Dec 2010
    • 11
    #1

    Hello :) My name is Mary.

    I live in Fresno, I have 4 brothers and 2 sisters.
    I'm very excited to join a community of such devoted Christians.
    I'm 20 years old and am currently studying nursing and am working on finding a man of God
    Glad to meet you all!

    -Mary
    John 3:14
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    • Ezekiel Bathfire
      Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
      Christ's Rottweiler
       
      • Jan 2008
      • 22825
      #2
      Re: Hello My name is Mary.

      Hail, Mary!
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      “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

      Author of such illuminating essays as,
      Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78551
          #3
          Re: Hello My name is Mary.

          Welcome to God's favorite forum. I approve of your choice of career, at least until you get married.

          What church do you attend? What's your best pie?
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • Levi Jones
              Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
              Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
              Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
               
              • Jul 2009
              • 13930
              #4
              Re: Hello My name is Mary.

              Praise the LORD and welcome, Mary. What church does your father take you to? Do you have his permission to be here?

              What is your favorite verse from the Bible?
              Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                • sometimes
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                  • Dec 2010
                  • 11
                  #5
                  Re: Hello My name is Mary.

                  My father actually just recently passed away
                  But I'm sure he'd approve!

                  My favorite verse is Matthew 19:24
                  "It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God"

                  My favorite pie?
                  Apple!
                  John 3:14

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                    • DeadMan_2.0
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                      • Jan 2011
                      • 3
                      #6
                      Re: Hello My name is Mary.

                      Originally posted by sometimes View Post
                      My father actually just recently passed away
                      But I'm sure he'd approve!

                      My favorite verse is Matthew 19:24
                      "It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God"

                      My favorite pie?
                      Apple!
                      I'm sorry to hear about your father. My best wishes go to you and your family in these tough times.

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