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    Proud Christian Warrior

    Greetings fellow sheep of Christ! My name is Gene and I am a 67 year old Senior citizen and proud tea party conservative evangelical christian. My lovely wife Barb and I have been spreading the good news around our community for the past 43 years. I am so glad I finally found a forum filled with like minded people, you would be surprised with the amount of false "Christian" forums on the net that have no probably allowing anti-Christian sodomites, feminists, left wing kooks, and minorities in.
    PROUD TEA PARTY PATRIOT
    1 Peter 2:13-16
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    Re: Proud Christian Warrior

    Originally posted by ChristComeInsideMe View Post
    Greetings fellow sheep of Christ! My name is Gene and I am a 67 year old Senior citizen and proud tea party conservative evangelical christian. My lovely wife Barb and I have been spreading the good news around our community for the past 43 years. I am so glad I finally found a forum filled with like minded people, you would be surprised with the amount of false "Christian" forums on the net that have no probably allowing anti-Christian sodomites, feminists, left wing kooks, and minorities in.

    Greetings! Tell us about yourself. How many soldiers for Christ have you sired? How is your wife's pie? What church do you go to? What is your favorite Bible verse?
    Yours In Christ,

    Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

    Further reading to help you become a True Christian™

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    The One Sin Jesus Says He Won't EVER Forgive!
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    How will YOU sacrifice your kids?
    20 Questions To See If Your Son Is A Fag
    God: Dress Like A Whore...Get Raped!
    Bible: If You Love Your Wife, Beat Her!
    Logic and Bible Agree: Gay is a choice!
    Nursery Rhymes Teach kids that Christ is Lord!
    There is no such thing as an "agnostic!"
    Science: People are Only Islamic Because They are Depressed!

    Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.

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      Re: Proud Christian Warrior

      @ChristComeInsideMe You sound much younger! What did you do the first 24 years of your life?
      I Jesus!

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        Re: Proud Christian Warrior

        Originally posted by Gabriel Reproba View Post
        Greetings! Tell us about yourself. How many soldiers for Christ have you sired? How is your wife's pie? What church do you go to? What is your favorite Bible verse?
        I have saved many teenagers in my community. What I would like to call the "mohawk" kids. They run around with a bunch of fruity colors in their hair. We take them in and stripe all the anti-Christian thoughts out of there head. Rip out all that filth put into their heads by the lamestream media. My wife's pies taste wonderful, she has plenty of time to practice in the kitchen all day. I would rather not reveal what church I go to, the anti-God atheists in my city are just waiting for me. I wouldn't be surprised if they monitor my online activity just waiting to attack me. Christians in my community are really persecuted. My favorite Bible verse has got to be 1 Corinthians 6:9-10, puts the uppity queers into their place every time.
        Originally posted by Felicity View Post
        @ChristComeInsideMe You sound much younger! What did you do the first 24 years of your life?
        Thank you young lady! In my younger days I was a hard drinking hard living man. I would rather not talk about those days. I have put my past behind me after I was rebaptized in the name Jesus.
        PROUD TEA PARTY PATRIOT
        1 Peter 2:13-16

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          Re: Proud Christian Warrior

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            Re: Proud Christian Warrior

            Have you murdered many abortionists recently? This is important, because we're pro-life.

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              Re: Proud Christian Warrior

              Originally posted by KJV Lover View Post
              Have you murdered many abortionists recently? This is important, because we're pro-life.
              Friend, the Holy Bible commands that we obey secular laws as well.

              1 Peter 2:13
              Submit yourselves to every ordinance of man.

              Ix-nay on the urder-may.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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