[Humbled Pete]

Re: Hello brothers!

And that right there is proof that you are not a True Christian™. A real Christian wouldn't falter from his faith. He(or she) wouldn't be shaken in his(or her) devotion. It seems to me that you are not really here to do anything but stir up the hornet's nest so to speak. Please do us a favor and leave these Holy forums. If at a later date you feel like you don't want to burn in eternal hellfire you can and ask Jesus for forgiveness.. and when you actually we'll consider helping you get back on the path of Righteousness©

My friend, my faith is God's teachings is so unwavering that I have no choice to doubt the devotion to this forum. You must either accept the instruction of God in its entireity or you are not worthy to call yourself Christian. I have witnessed refusal to follow the Lord's instruction on this very forum.

I ask you, how can I possibly ignore my duty to the Lord by allowing myself to feel that I am among equals here, if they have not yet proven themselves to be so.

And you to Jerakk. Are you so eager to please that you forget such important matters?

[Humbled Pete]

Re: Hello brothers!

I must apologize in good faith, as arguing with one not granted the title of True Christiant™ is not the peaceful entrance I had wished for.

As for the transgressions regarding the liberal use of 'father' on this board, I must remember Luke 23:34
And Jesus said, “Father, forgive them, for they know not what they do.”

[John Creeser]

Re: Hello brothers!

However, if this displeases the True Christians here or causes inconvenient confusion, I will gladly change my handle. In fact, I feel it may be best to do so. Is there any way to change it, or must I start anew?

Look for an admin and PM them- I believe Brother Cranky can help you with this.

[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: Hello brothers!

I must apologize in good faith, as arguing with one not granted the title of True Christiant™ is not the peaceful entrance I had wished for.

As for the transgressions regarding the liberal use of 'father' on this board, I must remember Luke 23:34
And Jesus said, “Father, forgive them, for they know not what they do.”

Well, Peter, a cautious welcome to you.

You are indeed off to a rocky start here. In your first post you claimed that you WERE a priest. This would indicate your allegiance to that filthy Ratlicker antichrist in the Vatican. Then you said that you just chose the title to indicate your Godliness (which is most uncertain at this point). This is deceit.

And while Brother Jerakk, is not yet a True Christian™, he is vastly closer to Christ and most certainly above Unsaved Trash, such as yourself. You are only marginally above pond scum because you are at least seeking Jesus in our Godly forum.

Let's forget the tomfoolery and learn more about you. What deplorable sin lead you to seek Salvation©? Why do you love Jesus more than mortal life? Why are you so late in producing offspring as Soldiers for Christ?

In Him

[Humbled Pete]

Re: Hello brothers!

Look for an admin and PM them- I believe Brother Cranky can help you with this.

Thank you! I'm grateful for your quick assistance!

[BaronOB]

Re: Hello brothers!

Hello everyone!
My name is Peter, and I'm currently residing in Japan in hopes to spread the Lord's promise to yet unclean lands. Although I am ashamed to admit so, I am from Australia, something I have repented for so many times. I feel the Lord is with me now.

I have come to you for strength, so that I may fulfil my role that The One True God has given me. As I said, I am residing in Japan as a priest in an international high school here. Although the school itself is not christian (may God have mercy on their souls...), and although the unGodly management are not aware that I am priest (they would not allow it), through my teachings of God's own language English, I have become quite influential in the minds of these yet unsaved children. There is hope for some of them yet.


As for my favourite bible verse, it is Genesis 19:32-36.

Come, let us make our father drink wine, and we will lie with him, that we may preserve seed of our father. And they made their father drink wine that night: and the firstborn went in, and lay with her father; and he perceived not when she lay down, nor when she arose. Behold, I lay yesternight with my father: let us make him drink wine this night also; and go thou in, and lie with him, that we may preserve seed of our father. And they made their father drink wine that night also: and the younger arose, and lay with him; and he perceived not when she lay down, nor when she arose. Thus were both the daughters of Lot with child by their father.

I cannot understand the heathens who say say God is love, yet refuse to accept love in even the closest of family. This passage fills me with hope for the future if I am to have any beautiful daughters. I wish to love them completely.

Please brothers, allow me to participate in your wonderful blessing of a forum. I shall accept any criticism of my Betters until I have earned your trust as a True Christian.

Praise the Lord! May God show us love and may I find the strength to receive his blessed wrath.

Hello brother, enjoy this great forum!

[Humbled Pete]

Re: Hello brothers!

Well, Peter, a cautious welcome to you.

You are indeed off to a rocky start here. In your first post you claimed that you WERE a priest. This would indicate your allegiance to that filthy Ratlicker antichrist in the Vatican. Then you said that you just chose the title to indicate your Godliness (which is most uncertain at this point).

And while Brother Jerakk, is not yet a True Christian™, he is vastly closer to Christ and most certainly above Unsaved Trash, such as yourself. You are only marginally above pond scum because you are at least seeking Jesus in our Godly forum.

Let's forget the tomfoolery and learn more about you. What deplorable sin lead you to seek Salvation©? Why do you love Jesus more than mortal life? Why are you so late in producing offspring as Soldiers for Christ?

In Him

Quite very good points indeed. I was in error when I said I was a priest in my first post. Unfortunately, it has become a habit for me to hear that word here as the locals are unaware of other words no matter how many times I try to teach them through intstuction of God's language English. The habit of hearing it led me to misuse the word here, similar to how I requested "One more time, please" from my very own brother (a phrase normally reserved for my low level students, who wouldn't understand something like "Sorry, I didn't quite catch that.").

It has become quite an unfortunately rocky start indeed.

However, moving on, in answer to your questions, Why I love Jesus more than mortal life is the simplest question of them all. Mortal life is insignificant next to the Lord. But it is not just love. He can strike me down in the blink of an eye. His wrath is glorious and his will must be followed. Next to this, there is nothing.

The reason I am seeking salvation and the reason why I am so late in producing Soldiers for Christ are closely related. As I have mentioned, I live in Japan. Being Australian is already half of my reason to seek salvation. The other half is that finding a God-fearing American girl is not easy when you live in Osaka. I fear that producing half Australian half Japanese offspring will incur more wrath from God than salvation for producing Soldiers.

I still have hopes of living a life in Freehold some day, where perhaps half Australian children will be acceptable given the other half being pure Freehold American. But that is something I can only wonder if God will allow.

It is quite a burden to know my offspring will always be inferior.

[John Creeser]

Re: Hello brothers!

Finding Salvation® is a lot like finding Alcoholics Anonymous; at first you just need the desire to go - then it's a lot of hard work and dedication.

I see you have the desire, so lets start by changing that cattylick handle of yours and point you in the right direction.

[Humbled Pete]

Re: Hello brothers!

Finding Salvation® is a lot like finding Alcoholics Anonymous; at first you just need the desire to go - then it's a lot of hard work and dedication.

I see you have the desire, so lets start by changing that cattylick handle of yours and point you in the right direction.

Well I can see you are a man of wisdom, so perhaps you could offer some assitance. I've been searching for the PM button, but can't find it. Could you point a brother in the right direction?

[John Creeser]

Re: Hello brothers!

Well I can see you are a man of wisdom, so perhaps you could offer some assitance. I've been searching for the PM button, but can't find it. Could you point a brother in the right direction?

In the second post of this thread is the legendary True Christian™ Brother Cranky. You will see his name next to his picture, if you click on that a drop down menu should appear where you can send Brother Cranky a message.

If he's cranky, which is generally the case, DO NOT speak back to him whatever you do.

[Humbled Pete]

Re: Hello brothers!

If he's cranky, which is generally the case, DO NOT speak back to him whatever you do.

I see. I'll proceed with caution then. Thanks for the warning.

[Humbled Pete]

Re: Hello brothers!

Everybody, thank you for your guidance. I am reborn as Humbled Pete! Perhaps with this new handle I can get off to a better start than with my old one.

Praise the Lord and peace be with you all.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Hello brothers!

Welcome Pete!
Let me give you a bit of advice. You don't need to worry too much about what certain people say to you. Mere forum members are still on their path to salvation and they're not yet washed in the Blood of the Lamb (aka Jesus) as we True Christians™ are. I think you may be on the right path, the Path to salvation through our Lord Jesus Christ. Praise!

Also, I'm a bit of an expert on the perversions of the particular race of slopes that live in Japland. Check out these threads, although I'm sure if you live there, you're already aware of the disgusting sex fetishes of those little yellow bastards:

The Futanari Menace

Frightening Cosplay Perversions

Other True Christians™ here have also posted about Japs and there twisted, unsaved desires:

Japs Make Kiddie Porn Legal

The Japanese Lolita Fetish Threat