Hello brothers!

[Humbled Pete]

Hello everyone!
My name is Peter, and I'm currently residing in Japan in hopes to spread the Lord's promise to yet unclean lands. Although I am ashamed to admit so, I am from Australia, something I have repented for so many times. I feel the Lord is with me now.

I have come to you for strength, so that I may fulfil my role that The One True God has given me. As I said, I am residing in Japan as a priest in an international high school here. Although the school itself is not christian (may God have mercy on their souls...), and although the unGodly management are not aware that I am priest (they would not allow it), through my teachings of God's own language English, I have become quite influential in the minds of these yet unsaved children. There is hope for some of them yet.


As for my favourite bible verse, it is Genesis 19:32-36.

Come, let us make our father drink wine, and we will lie with him, that we may preserve seed of our father. And they made their father drink wine that night: and the firstborn went in, and lay with her father; and he perceived not when she lay down, nor when she arose. Behold, I lay yesternight with my father: let us make him drink wine this night also; and go thou in, and lie with him, that we may preserve seed of our father. And they made their father drink wine that night also: and the younger arose, and lay with him; and he perceived not when she lay down, nor when she arose. Thus were both the daughters of Lot with child by their father.

I cannot understand the heathens who say say God is love, yet refuse to accept love in even the closest of family. This passage fills me with hope for the future if I am to have any beautiful daughters. I wish to love them completely.

Please brothers, allow me to participate in your wonderful blessing of a forum. I shall accept any criticism of my Betters until I have earned your trust as a True Christian.

Praise the Lord! May God show us love and may I find the strength to receive his blessed wrath.

[Cranky Old Man]

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Welcome to our friendly family forum!

Do you hunt?

[Humbled Pete]

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Hello Sir!
Thank you for the warm welcome!
I find little time to do so, but I make it a point to not attend my Japnaese classes so that I may go hunting in the mountains here. I have told them what I think of their proposal that I learn their unGodly language, but it seems this is the only way they will listen.

[Lost Sheep McUinnean]

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Welcome Brother. So tell us what brought you here? How's life in Japan?
Must be more interesting than having Swiss and Italians for neighbours I'll bet.

Have you seen ritual suicide carried out in person?

Hope you enjoy praisning the Lord here at LBC.

[Humbled Pete]

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Hello Sir McUinnean!
Life in Japan is fulfiling, as I am able to spread the one Truth of the good Lord's Bible, but at the same time, I am amung dirty sinners. That is what has brought me to you here. I am in need of strength from True Christians who will not sway me from my mission. Too many times have I heard the words of lesser people tell me to be 'open minded' and accepting of others' cultures. There is work to be done here to convert the country onto God's good path.

As for ritual suicide, there was one man who informed me of such intent. I told him that suicide was the not answer, that God was his only salvation, but upon hearing his stubborn refusal to accept God into his heart, I let him go to Hell. There are too many other people who need to be saved here. Perhaps they will not be so unwilling to accept God.

[John Creeser]

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I am a bit concerned about your use of the word "Priest" in your handle. Your not roman catholic are you?

[James Dewitt]

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As for ritual suicide, there was one man who informed me of such intent. I told him that suicide was the not answer, that God was his only salvation, but upon hearing his stubborn refusal to accept God into his heart, I let him go to Hell. There are too many other people who need to be saved here. Perhaps they will not be so unwilling to accept God.

And Samson took hold of the two middle pillars upon which the house stood, and on which it was borne up, of the one with his right hand, and of the other with his left. And Samson said, Let me die with the Philistines. And he bowed himself with all his might; and the house fell upon the lords, and upon all the people that were therein. So the dead which he slew at his death were more than they which he slew in his life. -- Judges 16:29-30

[Humbled Pete]

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I am a bit concerned about your use of the word "Priest" in your handle. Your not roman catholic are you?

I am most certainly not roman catholic. Although I see why my handle may cause you to believe so. There is certainly only one Priest, the High Priest Jesus, our savior. I chose 'Priestly Peter' for two reasons. The first is simply because the majority of lesser people in Japan do not have a vocabulary sufficient enough to understand other words such as pastor, preacher, and so on. But more importantly, as Jesus is the one and only True Priest, and as I wish I feel God's love in every bone of my body, I wished for a title meaning "Godly Peter".

However, if this displeases the True Christians here or causes inconvenient confusion, I will gladly change my handle. In fact, I feel it may be best to do so. Is there any way to change it, or must I start anew?

And thank You for your concern!

[Jerakk]

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I am most certainly not roman catholic. Although I see why my handle may cause you to believe so. There is certainly only one Priest, the High Priest Jesus, our savior. I chose 'Priestly Peter' for two reasons. The first is simply because the majority of lesser people in Japan do not have a vocabulary sufficient enough to understand other words such as pastor, preacher, and so on. But more importantly, as Jesus is the one and only True Priest, and as I wish I feel God's love in every bone of my body, I wished for a title meaning "Godly Peter".

However, if this displeases the True Christians here or causes inconvenient confusion, I will gladly change my handle. In fact, I feel it may be best to do so. Is there any way to change it, or must I start anew?

And thank You for your concern!

I think he's just a kattylick in disguise. I mean why else talk about a "priest's peter"? Perhaps his subconscious is bringing back memories where he was giving in to satan's temptation to seduce head's of church.

[Lost Sheep McUinnean]

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I think he's just a kattylick in disguise. I mean why else talk about a "priest's peter"? Perhaps his subconscious is bringing back memories where he was giving in to satan's temptation to seduce head's of church.

You might be right Brother. He thinks ha can cam 'ere cazually and slip into the forum with a name like that...?? I can hear a shimmer of suspicion running through the place too, Brother.

[Humbled Pete]

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You might be right Brother. He thinks ha can cam 'ere cazually and slip into the forum with a name like that...?? I can hear a shimmer of suspicion running through the place too, Brother.

It is certainly true that my name is suspicious, but as a man devoted to God, I wish to display a handle showing that I am of God, hence, Priestly Peter.

[Lost Sheep McUinnean]

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It is certainly true that my name is suspicious, but as a man devoted to God, I wish to display a handle showing that I am of God, hence, Priestly Peter.

That sounds a bit Messianic. And Priestly sounds a bit Cathlick. The way you're going I really don't want to know what type of 'handle*' you wish to display.



* A euphemism for it if ever I heard one.

[Jerakk]

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It is certainly true that my name is suspicious, but as a man devoted to God, I wish to display a handle showing that I am of God, hence, Priestly Peter.

How about just Peter? Perhaps Peter Follower of God? or better yet Peter the Unsaved Looking to Atone for His Sins and Become a True Christian™.

I believe that you didn't put much thought in to your name and therefore really didn't put much thought in to your conviction to become a contributing member to our forums.

[Humbled Pete]

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I believe that you didn't put much thought in to your name and therefore really didn't put much thought in to your conviction to become a contributing member to our forums.

Fair comment brother. I must admit my conviction to become a contributing member was lessened when I saw such liberal use of the word 'father' on these boards.
Perhaps this is not a suitable place to share my devotion.

[Jerakk]

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It is certainly true that my name is suspicious, but as a man devoted to God, I wish to display a handle showing that I am of God, hence, Priestly Peter.

Fair comment brother. I must admit my conviction to become a contributing member was lessened when I saw such liberal use of the word 'father' on these boards.
Perhaps this is not a suitable place to share my devotion.

And that right there is proof that you are not a True Christian™. A real Christian wouldn't falter from his faith. He(or she) wouldn't be shaken in his(or her) devotion. It seems to me that you are not really here to do anything but stir up the hornet's nest so to speak. Please do us a favor and leave these Holy forums. If at a later date you feel like you don't want to burn in eternal hellfire you can and ask Jesus for forgiveness.. and when you actually we'll consider helping you get back on the path of Righteousness©