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  • ShilohBrown
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    • Jan 2011
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    #1

    Shiloh Brown

    Hi there.
    My name is Shiloh. I'm 21 and I was born and raised in America. I've completed 2 years of college and I am currently taking a year off.
    The reason I am here is because I am doing research for a novel and this church of yours just seems like the perfect setting.
    I have traveled to different churches, but most just seemed, well, bland.
    There will be times where I will ask questions and there will be times where I will just sit back and observe. There may also be times where I will intentionally "push your buttons" in order to obtain various reactions from you. Please be aware that it is purely for research and that I do not mean anything personal by it.

    Sincerely, Shiloh


    PS: Would it be at all possible for me to visit your town? It may help me gain a better picture of it as I'm writing. Otherwise I'll just need to make it up as I go along.
  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #2
    Re: Shiloh Brown

    Originally posted by ShilohBrown View Post
    Hi there.
    My name is Shiloh. I'm 21 and I was born and raised in America. I've completed 2 years of college and I am currently taking a year off.
    The reason I am here is because I am doing research for a novel and this church of yours just seems like the perfect setting.
    I have traveled to different churches, but most just seemed, well, bland.
    There will be times where I will ask questions and there will be times where I will just sit back and observe. There may also be times where I will intentionally "push your buttons" in order to obtain various reactions from you. Please be aware that it is purely for research and that I do not mean anything personal by it.

    Sincerely, Shiloh
    Do you seriously think that you're the first godmocking troll to waltz in here with that story?

    If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

    If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

    You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

    Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.



    PS: Would it be at all possible for me to visit your town? It may help me gain a better picture of it as I'm writing. Otherwise I'll just need to make it up as I go along.[/QUOTE]

    No.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • ShilohBrown
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      • Jan 2011
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      #3
      Re: Shiloh Brown

      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
      Do you seriously think that you're the first godmocking troll to waltz in here with that story?

      If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

      If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

      You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

      Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.
      Yes sir.

      PS: Would it be at all possible for me to visit your town? It may help me gain a better picture of it as I'm writing. Otherwise I'll just need to make it up as I go along.
      No.
      That's too bad. Do you at least have a map with a general layout of your town?

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      • Janine Walker
        True Christian™
        • Dec 2010
        • 420

        #4
        Re: Shiloh Brown

        Originally posted by ShilohBrown View Post

        That's too bad. Do you at least have a map with a general layout of your town?
        Freehold isn't Disneyland, they don't hand out amusement park themed maps to every idiot who asks for it. Freehold is a private Christian community which means that there is privacy for it's citizens.

        Why do you desperately try to "troll" us?

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        • ShilohBrown
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          • Jan 2011
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          #5
          Re: Shiloh Brown

          Originally posted by Janine Walker View Post
          Freehold isn't Disneyland, they don't hand out amusement park themed maps to every idiot who asks for it. Freehold is a private Christian community which means that there is privacy for it's citizens.

          Why do you desperately try to "troll" us?
          I'm not "trolling" anyone. I'm simply gaining research for my writing.
          If it's simply a matter of privacy, then I understand. I guess I'll need to create the layout of the scene in my mind.

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78556

            #6
            Re: Shiloh Brown

            Originally posted by ShilohBrown View Post
            That's too bad. Do you at least have a map with a general layout of your town?
            Ours is a closed Christian community. Unsaved not welcome. Now move on.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • Janine Walker
              True Christian™
              • Dec 2010
              • 420

              #7
              Re: Shiloh Brown

              Originally posted by ShilohBrown View Post
              I'm not "trolling" anyone. I'm simply gaining research for my writing.
              If it's simply a matter of privacy, then I understand. I guess I'll need to create the layout of the scene in my mind.
              Maybe, you should read God's Word in your mind instead.. you seem like you need guidance and have strayed from His Word. I'd really suggest you at least read an online one if you are incapable(at the moment) of having a live one.

              Please, read some threads and browse a bit more so you can become more familiar with our community. You'll also become a lot more familiar with the frequently asked questions we receive.

              Welcome and God Bless from Janine Walker

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              • Rev. Jim Osborne
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                True Christian™
                • Jun 2009
                • 8622

                #8
                Re: Shiloh Brown

                Oh another one of the "I'm doing some research, so I'm going to sit back and observe and maybe ask some question" types? Why do these people think this is our first rodeo?

                Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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                • Bible Student
                  Master of Biblical Study and Ancient Languages
                  With Jesus now.
                  True Christian™
                  • Dec 2010
                  • 2474

                  #9
                  Re: Shiloh Brown

                  Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
                  Oh another one of the "I'm doing some research, so I'm going to sit back and observe and maybe ask some question" types? Why do these people think this is our first rodeo?
                  Maybe because it is their first rodeo?
                  YiJC, BS

                  II Peter 1:4 -- Whereby are giuen vnto vs exceeding great and precious promises, that by these you might bee partakers of thy diuine nature, hauing escaped the corruption that is in the world through lust.

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                  • Cursed
                    Recovering Bastard
                    Head of Landover Glee Club
                    True Christian™
                    • Jan 2011
                    • 1363

                    #10
                    Re: Shiloh Brown

                    Mr. Brown,

                    To put your situation in Biblical terms, you have prepared a pit for thine enemies, and have fallen in it (Proverbs 28:10).

                    It happened to me too.

                    Prediction: Your year off of college will turn into a decade filled with drinking, fornication, and regret, culminating in your cohabiting with a bar fly and your litter of fetal-alcohol-syndrome-ridden deviants.
                    The vine is dried up, and the fig tree languisheth; the pomegranate tree, the palm tree also, and the apple tree, even all the trees of the field, are withered: because joy is withered away from the sons of men.~Joel 1:12

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                    • barton
                      True Christian™ Minister to the Godless Savages in Hawaii
                      It's a dirty job but someone has to do it.
                      True Christian™
                      • Oct 2010
                      • 498

                      #11
                      Re: Shiloh Brown

                      Originally posted by ShilohBrown View Post
                      The reason I am here is because I am doing research for a novel
                      We don't read fiction around here! That's for wastrels and queers.

                      We prefer the Bible. Ever hear of that book? Sometimes, we read certain Godly works of non-fiction, as well... I just finished Decision Points, for example. Highly recommended!
                      sigpic
                      Revelations 6:16
                      "And said to the mountains and rocks,
                      Fall on us, and hide us from the face
                      of him that sitteth on the throne,
                      and from the wrath of the Lamb"

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                      • ShilohBrown
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                        • Jan 2011
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                        #12
                        Re: Shiloh Brown

                        Originally posted by Cursed View Post
                        Mr. Brown,

                        To put your situation in Biblical terms, you have prepared a pit for thine enemies, and have fallen in it (Proverbs 28:10).

                        It happened to me too.

                        Prediction: Your year off of college will turn into a decade filled with drinking, fornication, and regret, culminating in your cohabiting with a bar fly and your litter of fetal-alcohol-syndrome-ridden deviants.
                        I doubt it. I don't drink alcohol, with the exception of weddings and special social occasions and such. Plus, I'm not really a "sexually active" person.

                        Oh, and it's Ms. Brown, not Mr.

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                        • Lost Sheep McUinnean
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                          • Nov 2009
                          • 2193

                          #13
                          Re: Shiloh Brown

                          Originally posted by ShilohBrown View Post
                          Plus, I'm not really a "sexually active" person.

                          Oh, and it's Ms. Brown, not Mr.
                          Ugly, huh? Figures.

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                          • ShilohBrown
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                            #14
                            Re: Shiloh Brown

                            Originally posted by Lost Sheep McUinnean View Post
                            Ugly, huh? Figures.
                            I would say average.

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                            • Lost Sheep McUinnean
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                              True Christian™
                              • Nov 2009
                              • 2193

                              #15
                              Re: Shiloh Brown

                              Originally posted by ShilohBrown View Post
                              I would say average.
                              I think it's what others say that really counts dear.

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