I recommend you pick up a copy of the KJV as soon as possible and read it cover to cover.
Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
So read the KJV1611, list all of the specific questions you have about Scripture, then use the "Search" function here to ensure they haven't already been addressed (as is quite likely). If any of your questions haven't been dealt with, then please post them here. I'm sure the True Christians would quite enjoy replying to well-thought out and researched queries, instead of the hundreds of "Dur, I smrter n u" tards this forum gets infested with regularly.
Or get banned for throwing a tantrum when the True Christians™ grumble about spoon-feeding yet someone else's ill-mannered, uninformed, unkempt and uncouth offspring.
Until then, I guess you missed the sign "The introduction forum Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you don't go to and what Bible verse ticks you off the most and how you came to hate Jesus."
I could've sworn I just said I already read the damn Bible...
WARNING: You can about one inch from damning yourself to Hell without a chance of forgiveness from Baby Jesus. If you had said what you did about the Holy Spirit instead of the Bible, you would have committed the unforgivable sin. Better get right with the Lord while you have the chance!
Yours In Christ,
Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)
Further reading to help you become a True Christian™
Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.
So read the KJV1611, list all of the specific questions you have about Scripture, then use the "Search" function here to ensure they haven't already been addressed (as is quite likely). If any of your questions haven't been dealt with, then please post them here. I'm sure the True Christians would quite enjoy replying to well-thought out and researched queries, instead of the hundreds of "Dur, I smrter n u" tards this forum gets infested with regularly.
Or get banned for throwing a tantrum when the True Christians™ grumble about spoon-feeding yet someone else's ill-mannered, uninformed, unkempt and uncouth offspring.
Until then, I guess you missed the sign "The introduction forum Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you don't go to and what Bible verse ticks you off the most and how you came to hate Jesus."
WARNING: You can about one inch from damning yourself to Hell without a chance of forgiveness from Baby Jesus. If you had said what you did about the Holy Spirit instead of the Bible, you would have committed the unforgivable sin. Better get right with the Lord while you have the chance!
If you don't care about the Bible or learning to be a good Christian, then why are you here?
"Whether of them twain did the will of his father? They say unto him, The first. Jesus saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That the publicans and the harlots go into the kingdom of God before you. For John came unto you in the way of righteousness, and ye believed him not: but the publicans and the harlots believed him: and ye, when ye had seen it, repented not afterward, that ye might believe him." Matthew 21:31-32
Surely you must have something you want to talk about. Would you care to tell us about yourself? Have any questions about scripture? Anything at all?
If not, then I simply don't understand why you took the trouble to fill out the registration here, activate your account and to post this thread. You don't need to be a member of this forum to read it, you know.
"Whether of them twain did the will of his father? They say unto him, The first. Jesus saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That the publicans and the harlots go into the kingdom of God before you. For John came unto you in the way of righteousness, and ye believed him not: but the publicans and the harlots believed him: and ye, when ye had seen it, repented not afterward, that ye might believe him." Matthew 21:31-32
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