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  • Tattooed Angel
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Jan 2011
    • 8

    #1

    Hello

    I'm goth.
    I'm curious about Christianity.
  • Levi Jones
    Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
    Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
    Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
     
    • Jul 2009
    • 13930

    #2
    Re: Hello

    I'm glad you want to learn about Christianity.

    I recommend you pick up a copy of the KJV as soon as possible and read it cover to cover.
    Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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    • Tattooed Angel
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
      • Jan 2011
      • 8

      #3
      Re: Hello

      Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
      I'm glad you want to learn about Christianity.

      I recommend you pick up a copy of the KJV as soon as possible and read it cover to cover.
      I did that already. But I learn better through experiance.

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      • BelieverInGod
        Fourm Member
        Forum Member
        • Feb 2010
        • 9269

        #4
        Re: Hello

        Originally posted by Tattooed Angel View Post
        I did that already. But I learn better through experiance.
        An old adage from a pilot I used to know.

        Better learn from other peoples mistakes, because you won't live long enough to only learn from your own.

        Read your own Bible so that you know what it says, otherwise you may as well stay in your gothic ways and head to hell.
        Drama queen

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        • Tattooed Angel
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
          • Jan 2011
          • 8

          #5
          Re: Hello

          Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
          An old adage from a pilot I used to know.

          Better learn from other peoples mistakes, because you won't live long enough to only learn from your own.

          Read your own Bible so that you know what it says, otherwise you may as well stay in your gothic ways and head to hell.
          I could've sworn I just said I already read the damn Bible...

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          • Didymus Much
            Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
            • Jun 2010
            • 14079

            #6
            Re: Hello

            So read the KJV1611, list all of the specific questions you have about Scripture, then use the "Search" function here to ensure they haven't already been addressed (as is quite likely). If any of your questions haven't been dealt with, then please post them here. I'm sure the True Christians would quite enjoy replying to well-thought out and researched queries, instead of the hundreds of "Dur, I smrter n u" tards this forum gets infested with regularly.

            Or get banned for throwing a tantrum when the True Christians™ grumble about spoon-feeding yet someone else's ill-mannered, uninformed, unkempt and uncouth offspring.

            Until then, I guess you missed the sign "The introduction forum Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you don't go to and what Bible verse ticks you off the most and how you came to hate Jesus."

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78556

              #7
              Re: Hello

              Originally posted by Tattooed Angel View Post
              I'm goth.
              I'm curious about Christianity.
              Repent immediately. Jesus hates you, freak.

              I will punish ... all such as are clothed with strange apparel. -- Zephaniah 1:8
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • Gabriel Reproba
                Head Attorney of Landover's Legal Team
                The Most Honest Lawyer in America
                True Christian™
                • Nov 2009
                • 2479

                #8
                Re: Hello

                Originally posted by Tattooed Angel View Post
                I could've sworn I just said I already read the damn Bible...
                WARNING: You can about one inch from damning yourself to Hell without a chance of forgiveness from Baby Jesus. If you had said what you did about the Holy Spirit instead of the Bible, you would have committed the unforgivable sin. Better get right with the Lord while you have the chance!
                Yours In Christ,

                Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

                Further reading to help you become a True Christian™

                Stoning Sinners: A How-To Guide
                Scientific Study: Bible is NOT "All About Love"
                The One Sin Jesus Says He Won't EVER Forgive!
                Should we only follow SOME of the Bible?
                How will YOU sacrifice your kids?
                20 Questions To See If Your Son Is A Fag
                God: Dress Like A Whore...Get Raped!
                Bible: If You Love Your Wife, Beat Her!
                Logic and Bible Agree: Gay is a choice!
                Nursery Rhymes Teach kids that Christ is Lord!
                There is no such thing as an "agnostic!"
                Science: People are Only Islamic Because They are Depressed!

                Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.

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                • Tattooed Angel
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                  • Jan 2011
                  • 8

                  #9
                  Re: Hello

                  Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                  So read the KJV1611, list all of the specific questions you have about Scripture, then use the "Search" function here to ensure they haven't already been addressed (as is quite likely). If any of your questions haven't been dealt with, then please post them here. I'm sure the True Christians would quite enjoy replying to well-thought out and researched queries, instead of the hundreds of "Dur, I smrter n u" tards this forum gets infested with regularly.

                  Or get banned for throwing a tantrum when the True Christians™ grumble about spoon-feeding yet someone else's ill-mannered, uninformed, unkempt and uncouth offspring.

                  Until then, I guess you missed the sign "The introduction forum Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you don't go to and what Bible verse ticks you off the most and how you came to hate Jesus."
                  You're joking, right...??????

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                  • Didymus Much
                    Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                    • Jun 2010
                    • 14079

                    #10
                    Re: Hello

                    Originally posted by Tattooed Angel View Post
                    You're joking, right...??????
                    Do I look like I'm joking?

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                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 78556

                      #11
                      Re: Hello

                      READ THIS to discover what God thinks about tattoos.
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • Tattooed Angel
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                        • Jan 2011
                        • 8

                        #12
                        Re: Hello

                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                        Repent immediately. Jesus hates you, freak.
                        Uh huh. Sure. Whatever.

                        Originally posted by Gabriel Reproba View Post
                        WARNING: You can about one inch from damning yourself to Hell without a chance of forgiveness from Baby Jesus. If you had said what you did about the Holy Spirit instead of the Bible, you would have committed the unforgivable sin. Better get right with the Lord while you have the chance!
                        Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.

                        Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                        Do I look like I'm joking?
                        LOL NINJA.

                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                        READ THIS to discover what God thinks about tattoos.
                        Does it seem like I care?

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                        • Lycia The Repentant
                          Ex-prostitute on her knees for the Lord
                          Now that she's Saved©, Priceless
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2010
                          • 2019

                          #13
                          Re: Hello

                          Originally posted by Tattooed Angel View Post
                          Does it seem like I care?
                          If you don't care about the Bible or learning to be a good Christian, then why are you here?
                          "Whether of them twain did the will of his father? They say unto him, The first. Jesus saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That the publicans and the harlots go into the kingdom of God before you. For John came unto you in the way of righteousness, and ye believed him not: but the publicans and the harlots believed him: and ye, when ye had seen it, repented not afterward, that ye might believe him." Matthew 21:31-32

                          An Important Reminder for all unSaved© Ladies
                          Protect Yourself! Important Information about Demons
                          My five Six Step Guide to Stopping Your Miserable Harlotry!
                          Do you hate fornication? Join the Junior Anti-Sex League and help stop it today!
                          An Open Question to All false christians.

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                          • Tattooed Angel
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                            • Jan 2011
                            • 8

                            #14
                            Re: Hello

                            Originally posted by Lycia The Repentant View Post
                            If you don't care about the Bible or learning to be a good Christian, then why are you here?
                            Curiousity.

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                            • Lycia The Repentant
                              Ex-prostitute on her knees for the Lord
                              Now that she's Saved©, Priceless
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2010
                              • 2019

                              #15
                              Re: Hello

                              Originally posted by Tattooed Angel View Post
                              Curiousity.
                              Care to elaborate?

                              Surely you must have something you want to talk about. Would you care to tell us about yourself? Have any questions about scripture? Anything at all?

                              If not, then I simply don't understand why you took the trouble to fill out the registration here, activate your account and to post this thread. You don't need to be a member of this forum to read it, you know.
                              "Whether of them twain did the will of his father? They say unto him, The first. Jesus saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That the publicans and the harlots go into the kingdom of God before you. For John came unto you in the way of righteousness, and ye believed him not: but the publicans and the harlots believed him: and ye, when ye had seen it, repented not afterward, that ye might believe him." Matthew 21:31-32

                              An Important Reminder for all unSaved© Ladies
                              Protect Yourself! Important Information about Demons
                              My five Six Step Guide to Stopping Your Miserable Harlotry!
                              Do you hate fornication? Join the Junior Anti-Sex League and help stop it today!
                              An Open Question to All false christians.

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