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  • ChristIsMyLife
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    • Jan 2011
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    #1

    Hi!

    Hi everybody. I am so glad that I found this forum. It is so difficult to find a serious forum for good God loving Baptists, such as myself. I love going out to the city near where I live, standing on a street corner, and preaching The Bible to the ignorant masses that crowd this great nation. I attend a little Baptist church our here where I live. It does bring me comfort to know that all of the fool atheists and non True Christian™ worshipers are damned and I will be watching with Jesus in Heaven.
    Praise God. Damn the Joos
  • Cranky Old Man
    Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
    You kids get off his lawn!
     
    • Jan 2010
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    #2
    Re: Hi!

    Welcome to our friendly family forum!

    How many sons do you have?
    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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    • ChristIsMyLife
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      #3
      Re: Hi!

      I have 4 sons and 1 daughter. I can only thank God that my first child was a son. And thank you for the warm welcome.
      Praise God. Damn the Joos

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      • Lost Sheep McUinnean
        Linguistics and Translation Consultant
        True Christian™
        • Nov 2009
        • 2193

        #4
        Re: Hi!

        Hi friend!

        What's your favourite Bible Verse and why?
        Where do you worship?
        What have you done to make baby Jesus smile today?
        Tell us more about yourself!

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        • James Hutchins
          True Christian™
          Just a Regular Nice Guy
           
          • Jun 2009
          • 29453

          #5
          Re: Hi!

          Where do you live? Any good hunting out that way?

          Tell us about your story of redemption. Often, depravities expressed prior to being Saved and Baptized are very enlightening.
          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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          • Lost Sheep McUinnean
            Linguistics and Translation Consultant
            True Christian™
            • Nov 2009
            • 2193

            #6
            Re: Hi!

            Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
            Where do you live? Any good hunting out that way?

            Tell us about your story of redemption. Often, depravities expressed prior to being Saved and Baptized are very enlightening.
            Amen to that Brother. I speak from experience too.

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            • Dr.Isaiah
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              • Jan 2011
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              #7
              Re: Hi!

              Originally posted by ChristIsMyLife View Post
              Hi everybody. I am so glad that I found this forum. It is so difficult to find a serious forum for good God loving Baptists, such as myself. I love going out to the city near where I live, standing on a street corner, and preaching The Bible to the ignorant masses that crowd this great nation. I attend a little Baptist church our here where I live. It does bring me comfort to know that all of the fool atheists and non True Christian™ worshipers are damned and I will be watching with Jesus in Heaven.
              Which passages do you preach to the ignorant masses?
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              • ChristIsMyLife
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                #8
                Re: Hi!

                Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                Where do you live? Any good hunting out that way?

                Tell us about your story of redemption. Often, depravities expressed prior to being Saved and Baptized are very enlightening.
                I live in Virginia. Wonderful hunting out here. I mean, it is absolutely great. I can hunt anything out here. Ducks, deer, you name it, I hunt it. And my story of redemption is quite a story. I was raised a catholic. When I was fifteen, I became an Atheist. But, when I graduated high school, my close friend at the tim took me to his church, and he was a Baptist. I was truly touched by Christ at the service. About a year later, I was Baptized and I have been preaching the word of the lord since.
                Praise God. Damn the Joos

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                • ChristIsMyLife
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                  • Jan 2011
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                  #9
                  Re: Hi!

                  Originally posted by Lost Sheep McUinnean View Post
                  Hi friend!

                  What's your favourite Bible Verse and why?
                  Where do you worship?
                  What have you done to make baby Jesus smile today?
                  Tell us more about yourself!

                  That is a question that I can't answer. There are way too many. I worship at the Centreville Baptist Church. This morning, my oldest son took a shower before he said his prayers. So, I made him pick his own switch. And more about me. Well, I am a Christian musician. I work at a music store and I was able to work my way up to the top of management and make the store only sell Christian music.
                  Praise God. Damn the Joos

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                  • ChristIsMyLife
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                    #10
                    Re: Hi!

                    Originally posted by Dr.Isaiah View Post
                    Which passages do you preach to the ignorant masses?
                    Since I work in the city, I am able to spend my lunch and dinner breaks preaching. I read 4 pages out of The Bible a day. Right now, I am in Leviticus.
                    Praise God. Damn the Joos

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                    • Oakland "Reb" Griner
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                      True Christian™
                      • Jun 2009
                      • 2241

                      #11
                      Re: Hi!

                      It always gladdens our hearts to hear of someone breaking away from the foul Roman institution, the Catholic Church.

                      Hopefully the scars are not deep, and if you were molesterated, know the power of Jesus will heal you as surely as it will incinerate the Papist stooges!
                      Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are unGodly among them of all their unGodly deeds which they have unGodly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which unGodly sinners have spoken against him.

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                      • Bible Student
                        Master of Biblical Study and Ancient Languages
                        With Jesus now.
                        True Christian™
                        • Dec 2010
                        • 2474

                        #12
                        Re: Hi!

                        Originally posted by ChristIsMyLife View Post
                        I live in Virginia. Wonderful hunting out here. I mean, it is absolutely great. I can hunt anything out here. Ducks, deer, you name it, I hunt it.
                        Anything? That must mean you have platypuses and Tasmanian devils there. I didn't know that. Next time I visit my relatives in nearby Maryland I think I will hunt in Virginia. I heard platypuses and Tasmanian devils taste like chicken. Are they out in February? That is when I visit my relatives. Is February within the hunting season?

                        I also wouldn't mind bagging a grizzly bear.
                        YiJC, BS

                        II Peter 1:4 -- Whereby are giuen vnto vs exceeding great and precious promises, that by these you might bee partakers of thy diuine nature, hauing escaped the corruption that is in the world through lust.

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                        • Seth Campbell
                          Outdoorsman, Hunter, Fisherman, Husband, True Christian™
                          True Christian™
                          • Apr 2010
                          • 1565

                          #13
                          Re: Hi!

                          Originally posted by ChristIsMyLife View Post
                          I live in Virginia. Wonderful hunting out here. I mean, it is absolutely great. I can hunt anything out here. Ducks, deer, you name it, I hunt it. And my story of redemption is quite a story. I was raised a catholic. When I was fifteen, I became an Atheist. But, when I graduated high school, my close friend at the tim took me to his church, and he was a Baptist. I was truly touched by Christ at the service. About a year later, I was Baptized and I have been preaching the word of the lord since.
                          Well Praise God that you found your way to the bosom of the Lord. I've noticed that the angriest of atheists we get here tend to be from a catholic background. I guess they still believe that God was all for what happened to them (a common lie the priests tell from what I've heard).

                          Hunting in Virginia, is something I would like to do. Do you use dogs? What's your favorite shotgun/rifle?
                          PROOF: Atheists are too stupid to understand the Bible!

                          Proverbs 13:24(KJV): "He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes."

                          Galatians 4:16 Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?

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                          • ChristIsMyLife
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                            #14
                            Re: Hi!

                            Originally posted by Bible Student View Post
                            Anything? That must mean you have platypuses and Tasmanian devils there. I didn't know that. Next time I visit my relatives in nearby Maryland I think I will hunt in Virginia. I heard platypuses and Tasmanian devils taste like chicken. Are they out in February? That is when I visit my relatives. Is February within the hunting season?

                            I also wouldn't mind bagging a grizzly bear.
                            The whole year is hunting season for True Christians™
                            Praise God. Damn the Joos

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