What's God's favorite Heavy Metal band??

[Captain_Asshat]

I used to believe those righteous dudes 'Stryper' were God's favorite Heavy Metal band... look at them there looking all Godly an stuff...

THOSE RIGHTEOUS DUDES 'STRYPER' - POWERED BY GOD'S STRIPES OR SOMETHING?? Isaiah 53 5 EVEN SAYS SO!



But now it seems that Godly 'Creed' could be even more righteous, after they saved a 13 year old boy from certain death at the jaws of some Satanic Wolves!

ARE 'CREED' GOD'S FAVORITE HEAVY METAL BAND?

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13-year-old boy was walking home from the school bus stop in the town of Rakkestdad this week when he noticed something on the hillside near his family’s farmhouse. At first he thought they were dogs, but he soon realized they were wolves! The boy, remembering that his mother had told him never to run from wolves, pulled the headphones out of his mobile phone and cranked up the volume on the tiny speakers.

He was listening to “Overcome” by Creed, an arguably Christian rock band!

“They just turned around and simply trotted away,” he told the TV station, according to Der Spiegel. “The worst thing you can do is run away because doing so just invites the wolves to chase you down ... but I was so afraid that I couldn't even run away if I'd wanted to.”
To be fair, Walter was yelling at the top of his lungs and wildly flailing his arms, so it’s tough to say exactly what made the wolves decide the boy might not be delicious.”

Praise Jesus! Godly Creed save the day once more! Yet more proof that the power of God is in their music! Glory!


Pastor Charles Chuckler
“Putting the FAT back into FiATh”

Pastor Charles Chuckler is the Founder of ‘Moshing For Jesus Ministries’
“Head-banging Towards Heaven”

[Captain_Asshat]

Re: What's God's favorite Heavy Metal band??

THEN AGAIN, POSSIBLY 'NICKELBACK' MIGHT BE CONTENDERS?

Nickelback are my Pastor's fave metal band, and you can't get a better endorsement than that. He even told me he thought Chad Kroeger looked a little bit like Jesus, so there's no doubt he plays righteous Godly metal music. See what you think..

Chad Kroeger looking righteous an Godly...



That righteous dude Jesus Christ - note the hair - no doubt Kroeger styles his hair in the same way as our Lord and Personal Saviour! Glory!

[JustGotSaved]

Re: What's God's favorite Heavy Metal band??

Seems odd with Jesus wearing a cross. Also the painting kinda looks like one of those asian-Indian hindoo paitings.

If i ever get married and have a women child i wouldnt want her to go out with that heavy mettle singer. He's trying to look all badasz and tough, yet sing aobut he wonderful joy that is Jesus so all the christian girls drop their pantys for him.

Looks kinda obvious to me. And i know about looks.

[Captain_Asshat]

Re: What's God's favorite Heavy Metal band??

Seems odd with Jesus wearing a cross. Also the painting kinda looks like one of those asian-Indian hindoo paitings.

JGS, the cross in the painting is a metaphor. It's not meant to be taken literally, just like the Bible. My Pastor says that around 98% of the Bible is made up of metaphors, and most of it you can't take literally. Like, ok, so we ARE meant to take the bits about Jesus feeding 500 people with a loaf and a fish as literal, but those bits where God created the World and space aliens in 48 days, and all that stuff about the talking snake and the virgin birth isn't really meant to be taken literally.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: What's God's favorite Heavy Metal band??

JGS, the cross in the painting is a metaphor. It's not meant to be taken literally, just like the Bible. My Pastor says that around 98% of the Bible is made up of metaphors, and most of it you can't take literally. Like, ok, so we ARE meant to take the bits about Jesus feeding 500 people with a loaf and a fish as literal, but those bits where God created the World and space aliens in 48 days, and all that stuff about the talking snake and the virgin birth isn't really meant to be taken literally.

Your pastor is a secret Atheists who is trying to get you do damn yourself self because your pastor wants to have gay six with you.

[Brother Harold Porter]

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But now it seems that Godly 'Creed' could be even more righteous, after they saved a 13 year old boy from certain death at the jaws of some Satanic Wolves!

ARE 'CREED' GOD'S FAVORITE HEAVY METAL BAND?

Simple coincidence. Just take a look at an album cover. Do you think God finds favor with demonic idolatry like this?



No. But Salvation awaits those that will praise Him in modesty and sincerity.



God despises heavy metal and particularly The Creeds.

[CultusBulimia]

Re: What's God's favorite Heavy Metal band??

God despises heavy metal and particularly The Creeds.

I think is favorite heavy metal band is Slayer.

[WinnerNotSinner]

Re: What's God's favorite Heavy Metal band??

I think is favorite heavy metal band is Slayer.

This isn't a heavy metal appreciation forum, it is a Christian one. We do not care about what demonic head banging cult you are a part of, so either get right with Jesus or GET OUT.

[CultusBulimia]

Re: What's God's favorite Heavy Metal band??

This isn't a heavy metal appreciation forum, it is a Christian one. We do not care about what demonic head banging cult you are a part of, so either get right with Jesus or GET OUT.

I was just talking with Jesus, he says hes cool with the whole head banging thing man.

[Captain_Asshat]

Re: What's God's favorite Heavy Metal band??

Dude, Slayer aren't Christian, they're Buddhist. Get your facts right!

Now, here's who could be up for GOD'S FAVORITE HEAVY METAL BAND -

THAT RIGHTEOUS DUDE TED NUGENT!

Ted Nugent Quotes -

"Of course I'm a Christian, and I believe God wants good guys to survive an encounter with evil"

"George W. is my American Blood Brother."

"anyone who thinks hunting is terrible can kiss my ass."

"I’m stymied to come up with anything funnier than people who think animals have rights. Just stick an arrow through their lungs."

"Deer aren't capable of that kind of
thinking. All they care about is, 'What am I going to eat next,
who am I going to screw next, and can I run fast enough to get away.
They are very much like the French."

Praise Jesus!

[CultusBulimia]

Re: What's God's favorite Heavy Metal band??

Nah, No one likes that republican right wing stuff.


Dave Mustaine is a true Christian man.

[Waffenator]

Re: What's God's favorite Heavy Metal band??

Dude, Slayer aren't Christian, they're Buddhist. Get your facts right!

Now, here's who could be up for GOD'S FAVORITE HEAVY METAL BAND -

THAT RIGHTEOUS DUDE TED NUGENT!





Praise Jesus!

You are dead on! You should be Promoted to Major Asshat!

S!

[Brother Scott]

Re: What's God's favorite Heavy Metal band??

JGS, the cross in the painting is a metaphor. It's not meant to be taken literally, just like the Bible. My Pastor says that around 98% of the Bible is made up of metaphors, and most of it you can't take literally. Like, ok, so we ARE meant to take the bits about Jesus feeding 500 people with a loaf and a fish as literal, but those bits where God created the World and space aliens in 48 days, and all that stuff about the talking snake and the virgin birth isn't really meant to be taken literally.

Strike one heathen!


Every word of the King James Bible™ is meant to be taken literally.

[Brother Scott]

Re: What's God's favorite Heavy Metal band??

And I have already covered this "band" Slayer in another thread. I will not be doing so again here.


They are satanic trash.