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  • Margot
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    • Feb 2011
    • 34

    #1

    And you are broken

    I am a pure bastard. I also like sodomy a lot and am into D&D.
  • Cranky Old Man
    Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
    You kids get off his lawn!
     
    • Jan 2010
    • 22374

    #2
    Re: And you are broken

    Originally posted by Margot View Post
    I am a pure bastard. I also like sodomy a lot and am into D&D.
    That is not much of an introduction now is it!

    Do you have your husband's permission to post here?
    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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    • Margot
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      • Feb 2011
      • 34

      #3
      Re: And you are broken

      Actually he is not paying any attention on what am i doing atm because he is watching my mother being raped in hell from all the 72 demons listen in the Lesser Solomon Key and enjoying the show.

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      • James Dewitt
        #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
        • Jan 2010
        • 6267

        #4
        Re: And you are broken

        Originally posted by Margot View Post
        Actually he is not paying any attention on what am i doing atm because he is watching my mother being raped in hell from all the 72 demons listen in the Lesser Solomon Key and enjoying the show.

        Lady why all the hate?

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        • Levi Jones
          Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
          Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
          Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
           
          • Jul 2009
          • 13930

          #5
          Re: And you are broken

          Originally posted by Margot View Post
          Actually he is not paying any attention on what am i doing atm because he is watching my mother being raped in hell from all the 72 demons listen in the Lesser Solomon Key and enjoying the show.
          I would seek professional help if I were you, Margot. Cocaine is a helluva drug.
          Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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          • Margot
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            • Feb 2011
            • 34

            #6
            Re: And you are broken

            Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
            Lady why all the hate?
            Hate?No there is no hate,he had a question and i replied

            Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
            I would seek professional help if I were you, Margot. Cocaine is a helluva drug.
            I am way pass coke,i am on Meth ....waaaaaaaay better

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            • Levi Jones
              Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
              Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
              Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
               
              • Jul 2009
              • 13930

              #7
              Re: And you are broken

              Originally posted by Margot View Post
              I am way pass coke,i am on Meth ....waaaaaaaay better
              We have your information. We are watching you. We are everywhere and nowhere. You will never know when you will see us, but we are there.

              We are in your house. We are that shadow you see from the corner of your eye that always runs away when you look. We are your conscience by the radio waves we beam into your brain.

              We are scanning you now.
              Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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              • Margot
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                • Feb 2011
                • 34

                #8
                Re: And you are broken

                Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
                We have your information. We are watching you. We are everywhere and nowhere. You will never know when you will see us, but we are there.

                We are in your house. We are that shadow you see from the corner of your eye that always runs away when you look. We are your conscience by the radio waves we beam into your brain.

                We are scanning you now.
                AHA!! i knew it..christians!! You pray to The Father, the Son and the Holy Ghost!

                I maybe stupid.

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                • Professor Bessemer
                  Professor of Creation Science at Landover University
                  Certified Ex-Gay Program Graduate
                  Darwin's Worst Nightmare
                  True Christian™
                  • May 2009
                  • 2952

                  #9
                  Re: And you are broken

                  Originally posted by Margot View Post
                  Hate?No there is no hate,he had a question and i replied



                  I am way pass coke,i am on Meth ....waaaaaaaay better
                  Miss, I pity you. The drugs are no way to go through life. When I was a practicing sodomite, I consumed mountains of cocaine and methamphetamine, pounds and pounds of hallucinogens, and enough nitrous oxide to fill a dirigible.

                  What did it get me? Nothing but memories of thousands of endless nights of unholy homo sex with countless fit young queers and a colon that one doctor described as "terrifying to behold, it's hideousness will haunt me until the day I die".

                  Is that what you want for yourself dear? Endless nights of anonymous sex partners and worn out orifices by the time you are thirty? I certainly hope not, because there is a path to salvation, and it starts here at Landover!
                  Professor of Creation Science and Flood Geology at Landover Baptist University


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                  Sodomites! Stop being gay TODAY!

                  Wherefore lay apart all filthiness and superfluity of naughtiness, and receive with meekness the engrafted word, which is able to save your souls. James 1:21

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                  • GOD=life
                    WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
                    True Christian™
                    • Jan 2010
                    • 3263

                    #10
                    Re: And you are broken

                    Originally posted by Margot View Post
                    I am a pure bastard. I also like sodomy a lot and am into D&D.
                    What does the second 'D' stand for? I know the first 'D' stands for "Double".
                    I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

                    Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
                    Matthew 7:22
                    Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                    Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                    Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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                    • Cranky Old Man
                      Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                      You kids get off his lawn!
                       
                      • Jan 2010
                      • 22374

                      #11
                      Re: And you are broken

                      Originally posted by GOD=life View Post
                      What does the second 'D' stand for? I know the first 'D' stands for "Double".
                      I think it is "Dungeons and Dragons". A horrible video game where people go into dungeons to have sex with dragons.
                      5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                      To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                      James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                      • Levi Jones
                        Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                        Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                        Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                         
                        • Jul 2009
                        • 13930

                        #12
                        Re: And you are broken

                        Originally posted by Margot View Post
                        AHA!! i knew it..christians!! You pray to The Father, the Son and the Holy Ghost!

                        I maybe stupid.
                        Yes you are. We are your conscience eating at you. The fact that you believe in things like the Necronomicon means you believe in Jesus.

                        Jesus is calling out to you, son. Accept Him.

                        Paint crosses all over your house!
                        Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                        • Margot
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          • Feb 2011
                          • 34

                          #13
                          Re: And you are broken

                          I have only one question.

                          Is there some one from the staff of this hellhole that has in his possession one of the 7 working copies of the Necronomicon?

                          And by the way - you have shit on me

                          Oh wait i got a second question

                          Why are you so scared from me?yess idd i got you by the balls but i am interested why..

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                          • GOD=life
                            WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
                            True Christian™
                            • Jan 2010
                            • 3263

                            #14
                            Re: And you are broken

                            Originally posted by Margot View Post
                            And by the way - you have shit on me
                            As Christians, we use toilets for that purpose.
                            I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

                            Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
                            Matthew 7:22
                            Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                            Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                            Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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                            • Rev. Jim Osborne
                              True Christian™ Televangelist
                              Director of Fundraising and Tithing
                              On the Look Out for Wife #6!
                              True Christian™
                              • Jun 2009
                              • 8622

                              #15
                              Re: And you are broken

                              Judging by how crazy this lady sounds, I think this really is Margot Kidder.

                              In April 1996, the whisky-voiced actress, who hit it big as Superman's sweetie Lois Lane, suffered a manic-depressive episode while in L.A. and spent several days living on the streets, sharing a cardboard box with a homeless guy named Charlie. By the time police found her hiding in a stranger's back yard, she was dirty, dazed, missing her front dental bridge, and had hacked off her hair to escape detection from CIA agents and one of her ex-husbands (she was experiencing a wee bit of paranoia).

                              Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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