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  • Mary Etheldreda
    Gushing for Jesus
     
    • Sep 2011
    • 23775

    #46
    Re: Hello from Istanbul!

    Originally posted by SeekingEnlightenment View Post
    And our first is hating God-mockers!
    Friend, I don't hate anyone. I don't know anyone at Landover Baptist Church that hates God-mockers, faggots, feminazies, racists, or the like. We are in reality a bunch of very nice, friendly people. Clearly the LORD hates these people, and more (Leviticus 20:23; Leviticus 26:30; Deuteronomy 32:19; Psalm 5:5-6; Psalm 10:3; Psalm 11:5), but that is of course His Divine Prerogative. Of course He is right. He is always right. We're just sharing this good news.

    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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    • Elijah Mee, PhD
      True Christian™ Brainiac
      True Christian™
      • Apr 2013
      • 538

      #47
      Re: Hello from Istanbul!

      I can't help it! It's like when you see someone you love hurt by something someone else said, you just want to jump in and stop it. Every time I see some nancy little fag flouncing around and rubbing it in God's face I just get so upset and angry.

      How do you stop that reaction?
      But they mocked the messengers of God, and despised his words, and misused his prophets, until the wrath of the LORD arose against his people, till there was no remedy. (2 Chronicles 36:16)

      The Bible is perfect and contains ZERO contradictions: A True Christian™ guide to logic
      Using a spirit level to identify homosexuals: A guide for those without the "gaydar"
      "eSports": Become Usain Bolt without leaving your sofa

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      • Mary Etheldreda
        Gushing for Jesus
         
        • Sep 2011
        • 23775

        #48
        Re: Hello from Istanbul!

        Originally posted by SeekingEnlightenment View Post
        I can't help it! It's like when you see someone you love hurt by something someone else said, you just want to jump in and stop it. Every time I see some nancy little fag flouncing around and rubbing it in God's face I just get so upset and angry.

        How do you stop that reaction?
        I understand, dear. This is why I've learned to suppress all my natural emotions. Considering the human nature is now synonymous with sin nature (thank you, Eve), nothing good can come from it. In my experience, dear, I find that soaking myself in the Spirit of God, spending time with Him by reading the Holy Bible many hours a day helps. That way, it is not my opinion or emotions that are offered to the public, but His. Considering His opinions are the only ones that count, that's good enough for me.

        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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        • Holly Graham
          True Christian™
          • Apr 2013
          • 348

          #49
          Re: Hello from Istanbul!

          Originally posted by SeekingEnlightenment View Post
          I can't help it! It's like when you see someone you love hurt by something someone else said, you just want to jump in and stop it. Every time I see some nancy little fag flouncing around and rubbing it in God's face I just get so upset and angry.

          How do you stop that reaction?
          Pray, my brother. Prayer.
          (1 Thessalonians 5:17)

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          • Elijah Mee, PhD
            True Christian™ Brainiac
            True Christian™
            • Apr 2013
            • 538

            #50
            Re: Hello from Istanbul!

            Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
            I understand, dear. This is why I've learned to suppress all my natural emotions. Considering the human nature is now synonymous with sin nature (thank you, Eve), nothing good can come from it. In my experience, dear, I find that soaking myself in the Spirit of God, spending time with Him by reading the Holy Bible many hours a day helps. That way, it is not my opinion or emotions that are offered to the public, but His. Considering His opinions are the only ones that count, that's good enough for me.

            That is good advice, thank you, sister.

            I will also pray on the matter. After all, I'm sure God is sympathetic to my plight!
            But they mocked the messengers of God, and despised his words, and misused his prophets, until the wrath of the LORD arose against his people, till there was no remedy. (2 Chronicles 36:16)

            The Bible is perfect and contains ZERO contradictions: A True Christian™ guide to logic
            Using a spirit level to identify homosexuals: A guide for those without the "gaydar"
            "eSports": Become Usain Bolt without leaving your sofa

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            • Mary Thompson
              True Christian Lady™, Certified Best Friend of Jesus
              True Christian™
              • Mar 2013
              • 653

              #51
              Re: Hello from Istanbul!

              Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
              Friend, I don't hate anyone. I don't know anyone at Landover Baptist Church that hates God-mockers, faggots, feminazies, racists, or the like. We are in reality a bunch of very nice, friendly people. Clearly the LORD hates these people, and more (Leviticus 20:23; Leviticus 26:30; Deuteronomy 32:19; Psalm 5:5-6; Psalm 10:3; Psalm 11:5), but that is of course His Divine Prerogative. Of course He is right. He is always right. We're just sharing this good news.

              Oh my, I've been hating the Devil all this time.....
              Thinking of Abortion?
              That fetus will be in Hell, because they never had a chance to repent their sinful ways (Psalms 51:5) (1 Kings 8:46)
              Think of the children. Stop being a slut.

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              • MitzaLizalor
                Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2010
                • 14270

                #52
                Re: Hello from Istanbul!

                Originally posted by SeekingEnlightenment View Post
                That is good advice, thank you, sister.

                I will also pray on the matter. After all, I'm sure God is sympathetic to my plight!
                Mrs Thompson's husband is commanding her in accordance with Scripture.

                I find Psalms very helpful in moments of perplexity. Here is Psalm 139
                PSALM 139 (To the chief Musician, A Psalm of David.) O LORD, thou hast searched me, and known me. Thou knowest my downsitting and mine uprising, thou understandest my thought afar off. Thou compassest my path and my lying down, and art acquainted with all my ways. For there is not a word in my tongue, but, lo, O LORD, thou knowest it altogether. Thou hast beset me behind and before, and laid thine hand upon me. Such knowledge is too wonderful for me; it is high, I cannot attain unto it. Whither shall I go from thy spirit? or whither shall I flee from thy presence?

                8 If I ascend up into heaven, thou art there: if I make my bed in hell, behold, thou art there. If I take the wings of the morning, and dwell in the uttermost parts of the sea; Even there shall thy hand lead me, and thy right hand shall hold me. If I say, Surely the darkness shall cover me; even the night shall be light about me. Yea, the darkness hideth not from thee; but the night shineth as the day: the darkness and the light are both alike to thee. For thou hast possessed my reins: thou hast covered me in my mother's womb.

                14 I will praise thee; for I am fearfully and wonderfully made: marvellous are thy works; and that my soul knoweth right well. My substance was not hid from thee, when I was made in secret, and curiously wrought in the lowest parts of the earth. Thine eyes did see my substance, yet being unperfect; and in thy book all my members were written, which in continuance were fashioned, when as yet there was none of them. How precious also are thy thoughts unto me, O God! how great is the sum of them! If I should count them, they are more in number than the sand: when I awake, I am still with thee.

                19 Surely thou wilt slay the wicked, O God: depart from me therefore, ye bloody men. For they speak against thee wickedly, and thine enemies take thy name in vain. Do not I hate them, O LORD, that hate thee? and am not I grieved with those that rise up against thee? I hate them with perfect hatred: I count them mine enemies. Search me, O God, and know my heart: try me, and know my thoughts: And see if there be any wicked way in me, and lead me in the way everlasting.
                KJV

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