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  • Zachariah Do-Good
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    • Feb 2011
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    #1

    New Brother

    Hello I would like to Introduce My self, My name is Zachariah I am a
    Junior Baptist preacher in the Honeyridge Baptist church
    Im 21 male white and my most beloved bible verse is
    How sweet are your words .. . sweeter than honey ..." Psalm 119:103
    I hope i fit into your wonderfull loving Brotherhood

    Regards
    Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
    abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
    How sweet are thy words unto my taste! yea, sweeter than honey to my mouth!
    Psalm 109:4-21:
  • Youth Minister Harry
    Matt 19:14 Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven.
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    • Feb 2011
    • 832

    #2
    Re: New Brother

    Hello Zachariah Do-Good. I suspect God has brought you to Landover Baptist to provide for you an opportunity to grow in His name. Whether it be an opportunity for feedback on your grammar, or perhaps direction on which book is the one and only KJV 1611 Holy Bible.

    What part of the U.S.A. is Honeyridge Baptist located? How many boys has your wife bore you? Praise God that you've found this oasis with us on these turbulent unsaved waters of the internet!

    Doused In His Holy Blood Of Salvation,
    Harry Lester
    Slathered in the Fresh Hot Blood of the Infant Christ,
    -Youth Minister Harry Lester

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    • Zachariah Do-Good
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      • Feb 2011
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      #3
      Re: New Brother

      Good day sir, I moved from Texas at the age of 13 as a missionary, my parents and i are living in south Africa converting and preaching the word of god to all we come across we have founded the Honey ridge Baptist church in order to help all those worthy of god’s love. I found this forum and instantly fell in love with the idea of a global brotherhood of dedicated servants of god.

      I do miss my country and this forum is the perfect place for me to meet and socialise with honest law abiding Christians.

      Forgive my terrible grammar, it’s what happens to one when you live in a 3rd world country.
      Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
      abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
      How sweet are thy words unto my taste! yea, sweeter than honey to my mouth!
      Psalm 109:4-21:

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      • Jet O'Niell
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        • Dec 2010
        • 56

        #4
        Re: New Brother

        I pray for a quick conversion of the heathens down in Africa near you. But you must remember to always capitalize the name of God. And all pronouns that refer to Him, for He is almighty, and therefore He shall be written as such.

        So, do you have a wife yet?
        How many heathens have you converted?
        Any trouble with the mooslims?
        1Now the LORD had said unto Abram, Get thee out of thy country, and from thy kindred, and from thy father's house, unto a land that I will shew thee: 2 And I will make of thee a great nation, and I will bless thee, and make thy name great; and thou shalt be a blessing:
        3 And I will bless them that bless thee, and curse him that curseth thee: and in thee shall all families of the earth be blessed. Genesis 12:1-3

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        • Zachariah Do-Good
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          • Feb 2011
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          #5
          Re: New Brother

          I am single and happy as such i am yet to find a good godly wife that knows her place.

          I have converted about 40+, our main problem are the negro religious heretics, and yes museum people are everywhere running around like little rats i wouldn’t bother trying to convert any of them as they are not worth the time IMO, they cling to their false teachings and idiotic beliefs, but when an opportunity arises I take the time to show them of their dammed teachings.

          Sometimes I wonder if it is worth it, but once in a while you get a good student ready to be saved and embrace the one true God!
          Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
          abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
          How sweet are thy words unto my taste! yea, sweeter than honey to my mouth!
          Psalm 109:4-21:

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          • True Disciple
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            Landover Baptist University Associate Professor
            Smashing atheist science one fact at a time
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            • Nov 2009
            • 2445

            #6
            Re: New Brother

            Originally posted by Zachariah Do-Good View Post
            Hello I would like to Introduce My self, My name is Zachariah I am a
            Junior Baptist preacher in the Honeyridge Baptist church
            Im 21 male white and my most beloved bible verse is
            How sweet are your words .. . sweeter than honey ..." Psalm 119:103
            I hope i fit into your wonderfull loving Brotherhood

            Regards
            Hello and welcome, Zachariah!

            Being a junior pastor myself, I am delighted to have found another man with the desire to touch young people with the Message of Jesus Christ!

            And as Brother Lester correctly remarked, you misquoted Psalm 119:103. The actual text reads:

            How sweet are thy words unto my taste! yea, sweeter than honey to my mouth!

            Originally posted by Zachariah Do-Good View Post
            I am single and happy as such i am yet to find a good godly wife that knows her place.
            21 and still not found a wife? Well, I guess it's harder in South Africa, with all the voodoo-believers and muslims and other atheists around, in addition to the scarcity of Caucasian True Christians(tm)...

            Anyway, we have a special forum for True Christian(tm) Singles here! If you prove yourself to be a truthful and faithful Servant of the Lord, you can always take a look around there, and place an order!

            Sometimes I wonder if it is worth it, but once in a while you get a good student ready to be saved and embrace the one true God!
            40+ is not a bad number, friend. Think of it like this: if every True Christian(tm) converted 40 heathens each year, the entire world would be converted in about 7 years!

            Sadly, Satan will do everything to thwart us, like deceiving scientists to make them think the earth goes round the sun, in order to ridicule Joshua 10:12-14.
            Sweet Lord Jesus,
            I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
            Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
            Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
            Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
            Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
            Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
            Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

            Amen.

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            • Zachariah Do-Good
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              • Feb 2011
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              #7
              Re: New Brother

              Thank you for your interest brother, Sorry for the miss quote I tried to shorted it up a bit but it didn’t work out very well.
              Yes it’s very hard in this land, it seems this country is the place with most opportunity for heathens to teach the uneducated local population their false beliefs.
              There is a massive Negro population over here most of them believe in God and use the KJV of the bible so I guess that’s a good start!
              The main problem the damn Muslims !!! grrr drives me insane!
              Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
              abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
              How sweet are thy words unto my taste! yea, sweeter than honey to my mouth!
              Psalm 109:4-21:

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              • Justin Z
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                • Jun 2010
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                #8
                Re: New Brother

                How far can you launch a stone at a homer?

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                • Zachariah Do-Good
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                  • Feb 2011
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                  #9
                  Re: New Brother

                  In South Africa we have learnt a new way of dealing with homo's.
                  We first gather 20 lonely woman who have been deprived of doing their Godly chores
                  For their husbands, we then explain to the woman that these strange men like to have things put in their bottoms against the will of God and the bible. We instruct the woman to help these men to understand that the sins of anal intercourse are against nature, the woman then proceed to insert objects into these homos until the pain of their sins over whelm them and they change their mind set!

                  It works like a Bomb!
                  Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
                  abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
                  How sweet are thy words unto my taste! yea, sweeter than honey to my mouth!
                  Psalm 109:4-21:

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                  • barton
                    True Christian™ Minister to the Godless Savages in Hawaii
                    It's a dirty job but someone has to do it.
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                    • Oct 2010
                    • 498

                    #10
                    Re: New Brother

                    Welcome!

                    I guess someone had to go to Africa to bring the True Gospel to those naked savages. God chose your family for a reason! Are you all especially gifted at tongues? Perhaps you are blessed with powerful Godly charisma? Whatever the reason, we'd be glad to have you here.

                    Of course, it would be wonderful if other members of your fellowship could share their testimonies with us, too. Perhaps ask just one of them at a time, to be organized. Chaos is not welcome here, after all.
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                    Fall on us, and hide us from the face
                    of him that sitteth on the throne,
                    and from the wrath of the Lamb"

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                    • Zachariah Do-Good
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                      • Feb 2011
                      • 39

                      #11
                      Re: New Brother

                      Originally posted by barton View Post
                      Welcome!

                      I guess someone had to go to Africa to bring the True Gospel to those naked savages. God chose your family for a reason! Are you all especially gifted at tongues? Perhaps you are blessed with powerful Godly charisma? Whatever the reason, we'd be glad to have you here.

                      Of course, it would be wonderful if other members of your fellowship could share their testimonies with us, too. Perhaps ask just one of them at a time, to be organized. Chaos is not welcome here, after all.


                      I have asked 4 people to join me on these forums I’m not too sure if they have yet i will follow up soon, i would love them to share in this Godly brotherhood!

                      And i do speak one of the local Languages Called Afrikaans, i refuse to speak the 11 other African click click languages. I still believe it’s all made up and they actually speak English!
                      Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
                      abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
                      How sweet are thy words unto my taste! yea, sweeter than honey to my mouth!
                      Psalm 109:4-21:

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                      • True Disciple
                        True Christian™ Creation Scientist
                        Landover Baptist University Associate Professor
                        Smashing atheist science one fact at a time
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                        • Nov 2009
                        • 2445

                        #12
                        Re: New Brother

                        Originally posted by Zachariah Do-Good View Post
                        And i do speak one of the local Languages Called Afrikaans, i refuse to speak the 11 other African click click languages. I still believe it’s all made up and they actually speak English!
                        I think you are right there, Brother. Probably they pretend not to speak English because they want an excuse not to read the King James Bible. Nevertheless, God sees through their deception and will cast them all into the flames of Hell!
                        Sweet Lord Jesus,
                        I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
                        Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
                        Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
                        Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
                        Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
                        Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
                        Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

                        Amen.

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                        • Zachariah Do-Good
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                          • Feb 2011
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                          #13
                          Re: New Brother

                          These heathens will do everything possible to not be saved hopefully they will be given a second chance to read it when they are all burning in Hell.

                          l

                          To my horror the government over here even proclaims that a vote for them will earn you a one way ticket to heaven and yet they are not even christens, there is even a papist as one the party leaders can you believe these abominations ???
                          Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
                          abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
                          How sweet are thy words unto my taste! yea, sweeter than honey to my mouth!
                          Psalm 109:4-21:

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                          • True Disciple
                            True Christian™ Creation Scientist
                            Landover Baptist University Associate Professor
                            Smashing atheist science one fact at a time
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                            • Nov 2009
                            • 2445

                            #14
                            Re: New Brother

                            Originally posted by Zachariah Do-Good View Post
                            These heathens will do everything possible to not be saved hopefully they will be given a second chance to read it when they are all burning in Hell.

                            l

                            To my horror the government over here even proclaims that a vote for them will earn you a one way ticket to heaven and yet they are not even christens, there is even a papist as one the party leaders can you believe these abominations ???
                            It is very sad, Brother. I invite you to follow me in praying this Biblical prayer for them:


                            Psalm 109:4-21:
                            For my love they are my adversaries: but I give myself unto prayer. And they have rewarded me evil for good, and hatred for my love.

                            Set thou a wicked man over him: and let Satan stand at his right hand.
                            When he shall be judged, let him be condemned: and let his prayer become sin.
                            Let his days be few; and let another take his office.
                            Let his children be fatherless, and his wife a widow.
                            Let his children be continually vagabonds, and beg: let them seek their bread also out of their desolate places.
                            Let the extortioner catch all that he hath; and let the strangers spoil his labour.
                            Let there be none to extend mercy unto him: neither let there be any to favour his fatherless children.
                            Let his posterity be cut off; and in the generation following let their name be blotted out.
                            Let the iniquity of his fathers be remembered with the LORD; and let not the sin of his mother be blotted out.
                            Let them be before the LORD continually, that he may cut off the memory of them from the earth.
                            Because that he remembered not to shew mercy, but persecuted the poor and needy man, that he might even slay the broken in heart.
                            As he loved cursing, so let it come unto him: as he delighted not in blessing, so let it be far from him.
                            As he clothed himself with cursing like as with his garment, so let it come into his bowels like water, and like oil into his bones.
                            Let it be unto him as the garment which covereth him, and for a girdle wherewith he is girded continually.
                            Let this be the reward of mine adversaries from the LORD, and of them that speak evil against my soul.
                            But do thou for me, O GOD the Lord, for thy name's sake: because thy mercy is good, deliver thou me.

                            Sweet Lord Jesus,
                            I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
                            Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
                            Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
                            Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
                            Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
                            Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
                            Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

                            Amen.

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                            • Zachariah Do-Good
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                              • Feb 2011
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                              Re: New Brother

                              Thank you for this prayer i shall share it with my fellow believers.
                              It is truly moving. I wonder if I can use it on the Muslim cultists.
                              Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
                              abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
                              How sweet are thy words unto my taste! yea, sweeter than honey to my mouth!
                              Psalm 109:4-21:

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