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  • ~Cutter~
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    • Feb 2011
    • 27

    #1

    ~Cutter~'s Intro :D

    Hey folks,

    Call me Cutter (Cut is fine too, if you want to shorten it). I'm an emo, and I used to be an atheist, but some recent events have made me rethink the possibility that there is a god. I'm here because I'm considering converting to Christianity. If you have any questions, feel free to ask.
  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78551

    #2
    Re: ~Cutter~'s Intro

    Originally posted by ~Cutter~ View Post
    Hey folks,

    Call me Cutter (Cut is fine too, if you want to shorten it). I'm an emo, and I used to be an atheist, but some recent events have made me rethink the possibility that there is a god. I'm here because I'm considering converting to Christianity. If you have any questions, feel free to ask.
    Please tell us about yourself. How old are you? What churches have you attended, if any?

    If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

    If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

    You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

    Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • Sister Kitty
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Mar 2010
      • 857

      #3
      Re: ~Cutter~'s Intro

      No questions. Advice. If you want to be a Christian stop cutting yourself and stop being an emo. Then get a copy of the KJV Bible, read it, and follow it to the word. Then come back here and we can talk.

      Or burn in Hell for all eternity. God grants us free will, so the choice is yours.
      Exodus 22:20 He that sacrificeth unto any god, save unto the LORD only, he shall be utterly destroyed.

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      • ~Cutter~
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        • Feb 2011
        • 27

        #4
        Re: ~Cutter~'s Intro

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        Please tell us about yourself. How old are you? What churches have you attended, if any?

        If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

        If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

        You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

        Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.
        I am 20 years old and have been attending the local Baptist church for a few weeks.

        Originally posted by Sister Kitty View Post
        No questions. Advice. If you want to be a Christian stop cutting yourself and stop being an emo. Then get a copy of the KJV Bible, read it, and follow it to the word. Then come back here and we can talk.

        Or burn in Hell for all eternity. God grants us free will, so the choice is yours.
        Well, thank you for the advice. But I have already read the KJV Bible, and I am trying to change my ways, but things take time.

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        • Rev. Jim Osborne
          True Christian™ Televangelist
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          True Christian™
          • Jun 2009
          • 8622

          #5
          Re: ~Cutter~'s Intro

          What's your favorite book in the King James Bible and why? How has it affected your life? What themes are present in the book are the most relevant to you?

          Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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          • Jo Freddie
            Unsaved trash
            Hateful God mocking pirate
            • Apr 2009
            • 6339

            #6
            Re: ~Cutter~'s Intro

            Spare us the Cutter


            Where your parents devotees of Echo and his Bunnymen?
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            • ~Cutter~
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              • Feb 2011
              • 27

              #7
              Re: ~Cutter~'s Intro

              Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
              What's your favorite book in the King James Bible and why? How has it affected your life? What themes are present in the book are the most relevant to you?
              My favorite book is Deuteronomy, mostly because of Deuteronomy 14:1 :

              "Ye are the children of the LORD your God: ye shall not cut yourselves, nor make any baldness between your eyes for the dead."

              Something about that verse has stuck with me since the moment I read it.

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              • ~Cutter~
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                • Feb 2011
                • 27

                #8
                Re: ~Cutter~'s Intro

                Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                Spare us the Cutter


                Where your parents devotees of Echo and his Bunnymen?
                I have never even heard of that band. My username comes from the fact that I cut myself, and I don't know if all places do this, but people in my neighborhood call people who cut themselves "cutters".

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                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78551

                  #9
                  Re: ~Cutter~'s Intro

                  Originally posted by ~Cutter~ View Post
                  I have never even heard of that band. My username comes from the fact that I cut myself, and I don't know if all places do this, but people in my neighborhood call people who cut themselves "cutters".
                  Ignore the noodle-brain, friend. He worships a false god and is about as condemned to hellfire as anyone I've ever seen.



                  I hope you realize now that Jesus weeps when you cut yourself.
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • ~Cutter~
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    • Feb 2011
                    • 27

                    #10
                    Re: ~Cutter~'s Intro

                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                    Ignore the noodle-brain, friend. He worships a false god and is about as condemned to hellfire as anyone I've ever seen.



                    I hope you realize now that Jesus weeps when you cut yourself.
                    Hmm.. One look at his signature tells me "noodle-brain" is an accurate label.

                    As for your second statement.. Yes, I realize that. The song "Scream" has helped me realize that.

                    "Scream" by ZOEgirl

                    Does anybody know how I feel?
                    Sometimes I'm numb, sometimes I'm overcome
                    Does anybody care what's going on?
                    Do I have to wear my scars like a badge on my arm
                    For you to see me, I need release

                    Do I have to scream for you to hear me?
                    Do I have to bleed for you to see me?
                    'Cause I grieve, you're not listening to me
                    Do I need to scream?

                    Has anybody seen what's been done?
                    Where was my defense? No one heard my protest
                    The eyes of God were watching me
                    It's time to make my peace, let it go and be released
                    So I can breathe again
                    I'm on my knees

                    Do I have to scream for you to hear me?
                    Do I have to bleed for you to see me?
                    'Cause I grieve, you're not listening to me
                    Do I need to scream?

                    Do I have to scream for you to hear me?
                    Do I have to bleed for you to see me?
                    'Cause I grieve, you're not listening to me
                    Do I need to scream?

                    I've been marked, set apart
                    But I'm cut so deep and afraid of the dark
                    One drop of blood from the hole in Your hand
                    Is enough to heal me and make me stand

                    'Cause I'm clean, He is listening to me
                    I don't have to scream for Him to hear me
                    Don't have to bleed for Him to see me
                    'Cause I'm clean, He is listening to me
                    I don't have to scream
                    I don't have to bleed
                    'Cause I'm clean, He is listening
                    And I don't have to scream

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                    • Jo Freddie
                      Unsaved trash
                      Hateful God mocking pirate
                      • Apr 2009
                      • 6339

                      #11
                      Re: ~Cutter~'s Intro

                      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                      Ignore the noodle-brain, friend. He worships a false god and is about as condemned to hellfire as anyone I've ever seen.



                      I hope you realize now that Jesus weeps when you cut yourself.
                      Always so quick to dismiss what I have to say, you never know I might actually be able to help cutter find Jesus, look here he is with Mary Chain

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                      • ~Cutter~
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        • Feb 2011
                        • 27

                        #12
                        Re: ~Cutter~'s Intro

                        Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                        Always so quick to dismiss what I have to say, you never know I might actually be able to help cutter find Jesus, look here he is with Mary Chain

                        Go away, you scare me.

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                        • Jo Freddie
                          Unsaved trash
                          Hateful God mocking pirate
                          • Apr 2009
                          • 6339

                          #13
                          Re: ~Cutter~'s Intro

                          Originally posted by ~Cutter~ View Post
                          Go away, you scare me.
                          There are many scary people in this place, who you have very good reasons to fear, I my friend, am not one of them, I am just here to Spread the Good News, so that everyone can know Our Lord.
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                          Loose Canon Fan Page
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                          • ~Cutter~
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            • Feb 2011
                            • 27

                            #14
                            Re: ~Cutter~'s Intro

                            Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                            There are many scary people in this place, who you have very good reasons to fear, I my friend, am not one of them, I am just here to Spread the Good News, so that everyone can know Our Lord.
                            I REFUSE TO WORSHIP SPAGHETTI! Now can you PLEASE go away?!

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                            • Pastor Ezekiel
                              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                               
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 78551

                              #15
                              Re: ~Cutter~'s Intro

                              Originally posted by ~Cutter~ View Post
                              I REFUSE TO WORSHIP SPAGHETTI! Now can you PLEASE go away?!
                              Amen friend! Be strong when satan confronts you! Send him an imprecatory Prayer!

                              One-Minute Prayer: Let us pray. Almighty God, today we pray imprecatory prayers from Psalm 109 against the enemies of Heaven, especially Jo Freddie the noodle worshiping demon, who is attempting to drag another soul down to hell with him. God, do not remain silent, for wicked men surround us and try and steal our soul for their master satan. We bless them, but they curse us. Therefore find them guilty, not me. Let their days be few, and replace them with Godly people. Plunder their fields, and seize their assets. Cut off their descendants, and remember their sins, in Jesus’ name. Amen.
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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