[James Hutchins]

Re: Greetings from New Hampshire!

Perhaps your wife just needs a laying of hands done. Have you spoken to Rev. Osborne, assuming your wife is not old and dried out.

[Ted Moseby]

Re: Greetings from New Hampshire!

Please, don't worry about it Ted. Some people were just given strange names by their parents. After all, it's not like I ever asked to be named "Lycia".

Still, I'm a little worried about this situation with Marshall not conceiving. I noticed you called them your life partner; did you have a proper Baptist wedding? Maybe God isn't blessing you with children because He doesn't think your marriage is correct in His eyes. I mean, it wasn't performed by a judge or anything, was it?

No, no, of course not. The ceremony was held inside the church and performed by a close friend of Marsha's. A Minister she's known for years.

Perhaps your wife just needs a laying of hands done. Have you spoken to Rev. Osborne, assuming your wife is not old and dried out.

We've discussed it, but Marsha is convinced that with time, we'll conceive the baby boy that we've always wanted.

[Lycia The Repentant]

Re: Greetings from New Hampshire!

No, no, of course not. The ceremony was held inside the church and performed by a close friend of Marsha's. A Minister she's known for years.



We've discussed it, but Marsha is convinced that with time, we'll conceive the baby boy that we've always wanted.

Well, alright then Ted. Here's hoping the Lord blesses you and your wife with a quiverfull.

[Ted Moseby]

Re: Greetings from New Hampshire!

Thank you all for your kind words, and once again, thank you for not casting me aside because of my race like others have.

[WinnerNotSinner]

Re: Greetings from New Hampshire!

Thank you all for your kind words, and once again, thank you for not casting me aside because of my race like others have.

That's okay, anybody can get into Heaven if they really want to, we even managed to save a Negro once!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Greetings from New Hampshire!

Hello everyone! My name is Ted and I'm an architect living in beautiful Wolfeboro Falls, New Hampshire!

Now before I go any further, I want you all to know that I was born in Saudi Arabia, so I am Middle-Eastern, but my parents moved to the U.S when I was 6 months old, so I consider myself to be as American as the next guy!

Really? Never been to Australia, huh?

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Greetings from New Hampshire!

Welcome to our friendly forum Ted!

How did you meet your wife?

Unfortunately my wife and I are unable to conceive a child

There is a solution to getting children, it is called "sex". It is an awful activity but it is needed to make children. You can find all details here: MAKING CHILDREN!

[James Hutchins]

Re: Greetings from New Hampshire!

Really? Never been to Australia, huh?

Pastor, as you and many other Landoveraryans know, I am bit of an internet diction master.
At first, I thought it was that middle east dialect mixed in with some Wales British but upon further analysis, I have come to the conclusion that what you detected was a lower class white trash accent from Brisbane. You know how they are, mating with abos every chance they get! This would explain the lack of sons due to interspecies fornication.