Let There be MoreLight

[MoreLight]

I'm going to skip the pleasantries. I hope none of you are offended. Not that I am looking for warmth from you anyway. Though don't save it if you are willing to offer it.

I'm an artist, a woman, and I just LOVE god! Really, I'm not even being fictitious. I'm not running around demanding he pay attention to me like some child, but the concept is thrilling. Like running down a hill at full speed. How can anybody deny how beautiful the idea is, right?

But what I find so silly about you zealots (no offense meant) is that you have managed to depreciate the Bible, a beautiful creature independent of you people's opinions of it, as simple doctrine :\

Whatever, I'm not here to criticize you people. Despite what you may think, the only reason sisters and other children like myself come around here is because you are just way too interesting! I can't even imagine how the hell you people are going to respond to this, and that's exciting! Ironic isn't it? That you attract these people that you hate so much? As I said, it's way too fascinating to ignore.

So bring it on, baby!

[MoreLight]

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Really, I'm not even being authentic.

What the hell is this? It corrected the word Facetious by turning it into the word authentic? Anyway, make the correction yourselves if you can manage.

[Zechariah Smyth]

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What the (SAM HILL) is this? It corrected the word Facetious by turning it into the word authentic? Anyway, make the correction yourselves if you can manage.

I love it when people blame their unintentional revelations on some mythical "auto-correct" feature.



Also, please reduce your profanity to a manageable roar, young man.

YiC,

Z. Smyth

[MoreLight]

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I'm not sure why you think I'm lying. On either issue. I doubt if I could change your mind, anyway. Just because I have an unhealthy generalization of your views on women, I'm going to guess around the way I write this.

And I won't swear anymore, because you asked so nicely.

[Bible Student]

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I'm going to skip the pleasantries. I hope none of you are offended. Not that I am looking for warmth from you anyway. Though don't save it if you are willing to offer it.

I'm an artist, a woman, and I just LOVE god! Really, I'm not even being authentic. I'm not running around demanding he pay attention to me like some child, but the concept is thrilling. Like running down a hill at full speed. How can anybody deny how beautiful the idea is, right?

But what I find so silly about you zealots (no offense meant) is that you have managed to depreciate the Bible, a beautiful creature independent of you people's opinions of it, as simple doctrine :\

Whatever, I'm not here to criticize you people. Despite what you may think, the only reason sisters and other children like myself come around here is because you are just way too interesting! I can't even imagine how the hell you people are going to respond to this, and that's exciting! Ironic isn't it? That you attract these people that you hate so much? As I said, it's way too fascinating to ignore.

So bring it on, baby!

Why should we bother with anyone that has as bad a reading comprehension problem as you? You could not even understand the title of this forum, to wit -- The introduction forum Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

[MoreLight]

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Not really sure why you bothered either ^-^

[Sam Diamond]

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I'm not sure why you think I'm lying. On either issue. I doubt if I could change your mind, anyway. Just because I have an unhealthy generalization of your views on women, I'm going to guess around the way I write this.

And I won't swear anymore, because you asked so nicely.

I read your first post, and I am some what thrown for a loop. You say that you are a female and an artist.
That means Lesbo.

Then you say that you are not being authentic.
That means you are a liar.
What has Jesus done to deserve your hatred?

[calle_falsa]

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I read your first post

Read through, It may help you.

You say that you are a female and an artist.
That means Lesbo.

Deceit of undue generalization (translator work, may not match with what I mean), if anything.

[MoreLight]

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Because I'm a liar and a lesbian, does that mean I hate Jesus?

[Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson]

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Because I'm a liar and a lesbian, does that mean I hate Jesus?

Yes, that's precisely what it means.

1 John 3:8 He that committeth sin is of the devil; for the devil sinneth from the beginning.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Because I'm a liar and a lesbian, does that mean I hate Jesus?

Yep. You got it right the first time.

And FYI, Jesus hates both liars and perverts.

[Cranky Old Man]

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Just because I have an unhealthy generalization of your views on women

How can generalizations about women ever be unhealthy? They are just women, not worth the time or effort for anything but generalizations.

[calle_falsa]

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How can generalizations about women ever be unhealthy? They are just women, not worth the time or effort for anything but generalizations.

Are you married? Do you have children? Are women worth the effort to reproduce?
Think twice about what you just said. If it were not for women we would be extinct.

[Cranky Old Man]

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Are you married?

Yes.

Do you have children?

Yes.

Are women worth the effort to reproduce?

Not really, but we all have to do the things God asks us to do.

Think twice about what you just said. If it were not for women we would be extinct.

Well, God clearly meant for women to be here. Otherwise we men would not all miss a rib. But that they are here does not mean we have to waste any time on them.

[calle_falsa]

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Yes.

we all have to do the things God asks us to do...

...that they are here does not mean we have to waste any time on them.

Contradiction there. Watch out.