[darwinette]

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. . . but you announced in your very first post that you had rejected God and placed your faith in Darwinism.

So, you are not trying to arrive at a conclusion or to seek truth. You have already arrived at your conclusions.

Why are you really here?

Besides having a great time, I'm seriously, honestly interested in knowing what other views of the world there are out there. It's called ethnology and ethnography.

[Born Again Bob]

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My IQ is well over 130.

Dear Friend,

Funny, I find that the most intelligent people don't HAVE to broadcast their IQ. People just know. Don't you agree?

Yours in Him,
BAB <-------Honey Bunches of Saved

[darwinette]

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Dear Friend,

Funny, I find that the most intelligent people don't HAVE to broadcast their IQ. People just know. Don't you agree?

Yours in Him,
BAB <-------Honey Bunches of Saved

I see. I got a little upset over the feeble minded woman comment.

[Cranky Old Man]

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I see. I got a little upset over the feeble minded woman comment.

Feeble minded woman often get upset about that.

[Yea-tho-we-walk]

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Dar,we are all aware that all you atheists know each other, have secret handshakes and attend atheist meetings regularly. If you were a child you should be severely disiplined with a hard spanking. Spanking for women seems to stop having any effect at around the age of eleven, but strangely begans working again at around the eighteen to twenty three age. Since you are small, 5' 2'', and weigh 110, you probably just need a good spanking to set you back on the path to Jesus, contact Landover elders to schedule your therapy. You will be amazed to see the effects of a good old country style spanking. Amen.

[Alvin]

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And I do not have a feeble brain. My IQ is well over 130.

Luke 14:11 For whosoever exalteth himself shall be abased; and he that humbleth himself shall be exalted.



In my experience, there are typically only two kinds of people who even know their IQ:

a) those who were sent for evaluation because they became a problem in school or at home

b) those who voluntarily took a test because they wanted to join a mutual admiration club

Now, I'm not sure which you are, but I believe there is only one kind of person who would proclaim a high IQ score in a discussion forum on the Intertubes: A person so insecure in their mental faculties that they can think of no other way to demonstrate their intelligence (or grip on reality) - and yet would desperately like to be taken seriously...

No wonder you succumbed to the darwinistic peer pressure and have forsaken GOD in favor of atheistic nihilism...

I pray for your inferiority complex.

Alvin

PS: As any educated person knows, an IQ score is a very objective, valid and reliable predictor of how well someone is likely to perform on a standardized IQ test. Or, in other words: how quickly and diligently someone can fill out certain kinds of standardized forms, containing no open-ended questions. I'm sure you will make a great bureaucratic peon one day...

PPS: Shouldn't there be a corollary of Godwin's law to the effect that the first person to proclaim an above-average IQ has lost the debate?

[Cursed]

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PPS: Shouldn't there be a corollary of Godwin's law to the effect that the first person to proclaim an above-average IQ has lost the debate?

I agree; in addition to Nazis I think we can safely add I.Q., black belts, and basements.

[Zechariah Smyth]

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And I do not have a feeble brain. My IQ is well over 130.

My daughter scored 166 (Stanford-Binet) and she can't find the laundry hamper.

YiC,

Z. Smyth

[Cranky Old Man]

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My daughter scored 166 (Stanford-Binet) and she can't find the laundry hamper. YiC, . Smyth

I think darwinette doesn't know different IQ tests are used for men and women. A female with an IQ of 166 is about as smart as a male with an IQ of 83. It's unfortunate that most women don't realize all the things we men do to protect their feeble little minds.

[Zechariah Smyth]

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I think darwinette doesn't know different IQ tests are used for men and women. A female with an IQ of 166 is about as smart as a male with an IQ of 83. It's unfortunate that most women don't realize all the things we men do to protect their feeble little minds.

Brother Cranky, preach it!

Tragically, I have been burdened with 3 daughters (AND ONE BEAUTIFUL SON!!!), and people simply can't imagine the amount of hand-holding and explaining and plain old corporal punishment a man has to provide each day for these women.

The only upside to the whole ordeal is they are turning out to be fantastic cooks and seamstresses.



Faithfully yours,

Z-

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

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You make some great points, Alvin. And I think there should be a law that says if you announce a high IQ, you have already lost the debate. There is a tendency on the internet for people to desperately exaggerate, or outright lie about their physical and mental abilities. Just like how everyone it seems has 3 black belts, a 9 inch penis, and a Ph.D.

But, what's really funny is that apparently, everyone on the web is a genius! Darwinette claims an IQ of 130 (which is much higher than the standard population) but to her credit, didn't go higher. I usually see IQs of between 140-160 claimed.

http://answers.learninginfo.org/iq-scores.htm

Descriptive Classifications of Intelligence Quotients

IQ
Description
% of Population
130+
Very superior
2.2%
120-129
Superior
6.7%
110-119
High average
16.1%
90-109
Average
50%
80-89
Low average
16.1%
70-79
Borderline
6.7%
Below 70
Extremely low
2.2%

People with IQs above 130 make up 2% of the population but 50+% on the internet. Fascinating, huh?

As a person with a 142 IQ (tested on the Stanford-Binet), it's both flattering yet exasperating that everyone feels that they are on intellectual par with the chosen few like myself.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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My daughter scored 166 (Stanford-Binet) and she can't find the laundry hamper.

YiC,

Z. Smyth

I hope you lay beatings on her regularly.

Can she bake a decent pie?