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  • darwinette
    Unsaved trash, monkey worshiper
    • Feb 2011
    • 8

    #1

    Why Hello

    I'm Darwinette As you can see, I'm a believer in evolution and an atheist and Charles Darwin and other contemporary scientists are my heroes. I'm currently in college. I'm not here to troll, simply to have conversations and debates with people largely different than me--you can't understand both sides of the coin without looking. So, yeah.
  • Rev. Jim Osborne
    True Christian™ Televangelist
    Director of Fundraising and Tithing
    On the Look Out for Wife #6!
    True Christian™
    • Jun 2009
    • 8622

    #2
    Re: Why Hello

    Hello young lady. Were you an atheist Godhater before or after you went to college? Women of your age are very susceptible to being influenced by external forces. Hence why a girl can graduate high school a virgin Christian girl and a year later she's guzzling beer out of a beer bong, having lesbian orgies, and reading Karl Marx. As a special counselor to young women of that age, I have seen first hand what a secular college environment can do to a woman's mind.

    Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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    • James Hutchins
      True Christian™
      Just a Regular Nice Guy
       
      • Jun 2009
      • 29453

      #3
      Re: Why Hello


      First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

      Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

      Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome.

      I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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      • darwinette
        Unsaved trash, monkey worshiper
        • Feb 2011
        • 8

        #4
        Re: Why Hello

        Reverend: I was like this far before I got to college and before that I was raised Methodist. I formed these opinions by myself and seeing as I come from a very Christian family, it wasn't the college environment that did it.

        Mr. Hutchins: I am not here to have tantrums, belittle or yell. I am here, as I said, for discussion. And I did not know we couldn't debate. My apologies.

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        • Yea-tho-we-walk
          Forum Member
          Forum Member
          • Nov 2010
          • 390

          #5
          Re: Why Hello

          Originally posted by darwinette View Post
          I'm Darwinette As you can see, I'm a believer in evolution and an atheist and Charles Darwin and other contemporary scientists are my heroes. I'm currently in college. I'm not here to troll, simply to have conversations and debates with people largely different than me--you can't understand both sides of the coin without looking. So, yeah.
          Dar, I'm sure you see us as blind to reality. We are experts at spotting Satan's tricks and my senses are tingling with your post. You claim to be a monkey loving, darwinistic atheist. We are fully aware that the AIDS virus originated from green monkeys in Africa. At some point a human copulated with a demonic monkey from Africa and started the whole process. We are very sympathetic to people who are willing to come clean about their past and began anew with Jesus. With that being said, is there anything that you you wish to confess to us concerning yourself and a green monkey? Remember, we are here for you, so you may be totally honest. You will feel better afterwards and will not be judged by us, even if your experience was with a same sex monkey. We are all aware of the loneliness that can overpower our better judgement while in the remote forests. Praise Jesus!

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          • James Hutchins
            True Christian™
            Just a Regular Nice Guy
             
            • Jun 2009
            • 29453

            #6
            Re: Why Hello

            Originally posted by darwinette View Post
            .................
            Mr. Hutchins: I am not here to have tantrums, belittle or yell. I am here, as I said, for discussion. And I did not know we couldn't debate. My apologies.
            Apology accepted. You must be the first God hater that has manners.

            Tell me, what did God do to you or your family that made him invisible to you?
            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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            • Brother Helge
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Jan 2010
              • 1074

              #7
              Re: Why Hello

              Will you answer your initial question (Why hello?) yourself our are we supposed to do that for you?
              "And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free."
              John 8:32

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              • darwinette
                Unsaved trash, monkey worshiper
                • Feb 2011
                • 8

                #8
                Re: Why Hello

                Oh, god or religion didn't do anything to me personally. I just couldn't find answers to questions I was seeking and looked elsewhere. Also, I would appreciate if you wouldn't call me a god hater. Just because I simply do not believe does not mean I hate religion or god or anyone to do with it, including you or anyone else on this forum. I've learned that hate doesn't get anyone anywhere.

                As for green monkeys...I don't have any.

                And "why hello" is just an expression I grew up saying.

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                • Nobar King
                  Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                  Christ's Guardian
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2007
                  • 23748

                  #9
                  Re: Why Hello

                  Originally posted by darwinette View Post

                  And "why hello" is just an expression I grew up saying.
                  Well, when you write that phrase it needs punctuation, otherwise it's meaningless. Are you questioning your need for an introduction?
                  May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                  • Brother Helge
                    True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • Jan 2010
                    • 1074

                    #10
                    Re: Why Hello

                    Originally posted by darwinette View Post
                    Oh, god or religion didn't do anything to me personally. I just couldn't find answers to questions I was seeking and looked elsewhere. Also, I would appreciate if you wouldn't call me a god hater. Just because I simply do not believe does not mean I hate religion or god or anyone to do with it, including you or anyone else on this forum. I've learned that hate doesn't get anyone anywhere.
                    And by spelling God without capital letter you clearly state your position with God.

                    Matthew 12:30
                    "He that is not with me is against me; and he that gathereth not with me scattereth abroad."
                    "And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free."
                    John 8:32

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                    • Bible Student
                      Master of Biblical Study and Ancient Languages
                      With Jesus now.
                      True Christian™
                      • Dec 2010
                      • 2474

                      #11
                      Re: Why Hello

                      Originally posted by darwinette View Post
                      I'm Darwinette As you can see, I'm a believer in evolution and an atheist and Charles Darwin and other contemporary scientists are my heroes. I'm currently in college. I'm not here to troll, simply to have conversations and debates with people largely different than me--you can't understand both sides of the coin without looking. So, yeah.
                      Wait a minute, you are a contemporary of Charles Darwin and his associate scientists? That would make you at least 150 years old and you are just now beginning college? I guess I have to admire you for that much.

                      I take it by your name you are a "little Darwin?" Exactly how short are you?
                      YiJC, BS

                      II Peter 1:4 -- Whereby are giuen vnto vs exceeding great and precious promises, that by these you might bee partakers of thy diuine nature, hauing escaped the corruption that is in the world through lust.

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                      • Ezekiel Bathfire
                        Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                        Christ's Rottweiler
                         
                        • Jan 2008
                        • 22912

                        #12
                        Re: Why Hello

                        Are you at some college for young ladies? Something like a finishing school? If so, I would suggest you concentrate on accepting Jesus, as no self-respecting man will want you to carry his sons if you are not able to teach them about Jesus.
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                        “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                        Author of such illuminating essays as,
                        Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                        • Pastor Ezekiel
                          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                           
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 78556

                          #13
                          Re: Why Hello

                          Originally posted by darwinette View Post
                          Oh, god or religion didn't do anything to me personally. I just couldn't find answers to questions I was seeking and looked elsewhere.
                          So what you're saying is that because you couldn't figure Christianity out with your feeble female brain, you took the easy road and joined up with the monkey worshipers.

                          This is a good example of why God commands men to do all the thinking.



                          Originally posted by darwinette View Post
                          And "why hello" is just an expression I grew up saying.
                          I don't know, why?
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • darwinette
                            Unsaved trash, monkey worshiper
                            • Feb 2011
                            • 8

                            #14
                            Re: Why Hello

                            Originally posted by Bible Student View Post
                            Wait a minute, you are a contemporary of Charles Darwin and his associate scientists? That would make you at least 150 years old and you are just now beginning college? I guess I have to admire you for that much.

                            I take it by your name you are a "little Darwin?" Exactly how short are you?
                            I suppose I should have said "Charles Darwin and other more contemporary scientists."

                            And I do not have a feeble brain. My IQ is well over 130.

                            Finishing school went out of style in the 19th century. I am a woman. I am 5'2" tall. I weigh under 110 pounds. And I am the first person in my entire family to go to college, even amongst big, strong men well over six feet tall and weigh more than twice my weight. I think that's a testament to how things have changed in the world as well as the strength of an individual to overcome circumstances. In order to succeed, in an environment, one must adapt. I think that's one of the most important things Darwin noticed while in the Galapagos.

                            Another thing: the time Darwin lived in was on the whole a Christian, essentialist era. The things he observed as a naturalist aboard the HMS Beagle changed his perception (and science's) of the world forever. He actually attended a theology school before postulating his theories of natural selection and the origin of all species. I admire him for having the guts to question what was accepted in favor of something that was right. I guess it shocks me that Creationism is still believed. I'm not attacking your beliefs, but even a majority of my Baptist and Roman Catholic family believes in a synthesis of evolution and creationism so it comes as a shock to me.

                            And I'm done defending myself. I am who I am. And I'm not here to fight or argue, I just want to see other points of view that exist besides my own. For the basis of truth and knowledge cannot be one sided or shaded by confirmation bias but looked at holistically ad comprehensively as possible to arrive at a well informed conclusion.

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                            • Rev. M. Rodimer
                              Honorary True Christian™
                              Forum Member
                              • May 2008
                              • 13996

                              #15
                              Re: Why Hello

                              Originally posted by darwinette View Post
                              I am who I am. And I'm not here to fight or argue, I just want to see other points of view that exist besides my own. For the basis of truth and knowledge cannot be one sided or shaded by confirmation bias but looked at holistically ad comprehensively as possible to arrive at a well informed conclusion.
                              . . . but you announced in your very first post that you had rejected God and placed your faith in Darwinism.

                              So, you are not trying to arrive at a conclusion or to seek truth. You have already arrived at your conclusions.

                              Why are you really here?
                              Bible boring? Nonsense!
                              Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                              You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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