Hello.

[John Sigma]

Hi there, my name is John Sigma. I'm a churchgoer in a little town called Durango, Colorado. My how beautiful it is there. Jesus has been a part of my life for some time now, and he's taught me the way of life. The only way of life. I hope I can become welcoming into this noble community, and I wish to make friends with all of you.

May Jesus bless you all.

[Dr. Isaiah Jones]

Re: Hello.

Hi there, my name is John Sigma. I'm a churchgoer in a little town called Durango, Colorado. My how beautiful it is there. Jesus has been a part of my life for some time now, and he's taught me the way of life. The only way of life. I hope I can become welcoming into this noble community, and I wish to make friends with all of you.

May Jesus bless you all.

Welcome to God's favorite forum. Could you inform us a bit more about yourself? Are you married? If so, how many sons do you have?

[John Sigma]

Re: Hello.

Welcome to God's favorite forum. Could you inform us a bit more about yourself? Are you married? If so, how many sons do you have?

Thank you for your warming welcome. I am in fact married to my beautiful wife, Nancy. I am only 29 years old, and I have 1 son, named Joshua.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello.

Welcome to God's favorite forum. What church do you attend?

Please tell us about yourself, your wife, and the path you walked to find Jesus.

What's your wife's best pie?

[John Sigma]

Re: Hello.

Welcome to God's favorite forum. What church do you attend?

Please tell us about yourself, your wife, and the path you walked to find Jesus.

What's your wife's best pie?

I go to a church called "First Baptist Church of Durango."

Well, I currently have a Master's degree in Speech Pathology; I love to help people. I plan to go back to school within the next few years to obtain my Doctorate. My wife is currently an Accountant, and she is 28 years of age. She, also, plans to go back to school to do some studying.

All my life my family has been regular churchgoers, but nothing too special. I was always intriguied by Jesus, and set it as my goal to study the Bible and to become the true Christian that I had always wanted to be. Ever since the age of 18, I've been dedicated to Christianity and have loved it to the fullest.

I'd have to say cherry, it's de-lish.

[Alphonse Alban]

Re: Hello.

My wife is currently an Accountant

Hello John.

I'm sorry, I don't understand this part. Are you saying that your wife goes to work?
I mean other than cleaning and cooking, and even worse, outside your house.

[John Sigma]

Re: Hello.

Hello John.

I'm sorry, I don't understand this part. Are you saying that your wife goes to work?
I mean other than cleaning and cooking, and even worse, outside your house.

Well, yes, we both try to support our family. It would be a bit hard to get by if I was the only one worknig, also going back to University raises more expenses.

[Yea-tho-we-walk]

Re: Hello.

John, your last name is unusual, "Sigma", what's the deal? Do you have any idea what nationality you are? I know a lot of hippies bred heavily in your area and mixed the gene pool up badly about the time you were born. Do most people in your town aimlessly walk around like stoned zombies? Let's put it this way, if you walked up to a person in downtown Durango, and said very clearly and slowly,"Hi, I'm Sigma", would they understand what you just said or would they just stare at you with giant dilated pupils?

[John Sigma]

Re: Hello.

John, your last name is unusual, "Sigma", what's the deal? Do you have any idea what nationality you are? I know a lot of hippies bred heavily in your area and mixed the gene pool up badly about the time you were born. Do most people in your town aimlessly walk around like stoned zombies? Let's put it this way, if you walked up to a person in downtown Durango, and said very clearly and slowly,"Hi, I'm Sigma", would they understand what you just said or would they just stare at you with giant dilated pupils?

I'm fully caucasian; as far back as I can remember my family has been American born.

[Youth Minister Harry]

Re: Hello.

I am only 29 years old, and I have 1 son, named Joshua.

I'm delighted that you have fathered a young warrior for Christ! How old is Joshua? Is he interested in sports? Are there any good Bible camps out there deep in the woods several miles outside of Durango?

When you find yourself upset with him, remember that Jesus was once a boy too. Yes he was. Wasn't he?


Adrift On The Exalted Blood Of Christ,
Harry Lester

[Yea-tho-we-walk]

Re: Hello.

I'm fully caucasian; as far back as I can remember my family has been American born.

You didn't answer my question about your town. You see, hippies colonized your area several decades ago. Along with them they brought every satanic drug known to man. Then in a drug induced stupor, they bred like vermin. The unfortunate larvae of this breeding still wanders many small towns in Colorado. So again, in your town, if you approach a person on the street and say "Hi, how are you, please nod your head if you can hear me", would they be able to make some type of motion that would tell you they are aware of your presence?

[John Sigma]

Re: Hello.

I'm delighted that you have fathered a young warrior for Christ! How old is Joshua? Is he interested in sports? Are there any good Bible camps out there deep in the woods several miles outside of Durango?

When you find yourself upset with him, remember that Jesus was once a boy too. Yes he was. Wasn't he?


Adrift On The Exalted Blood Of Christ,
Harry Lester

As I am only 29, he is only 6. He's starting to play a few sports; He's showed an interest in Soccer and Football, so far. And yes! There is a dirt road that leads to a Bible Summer Camp that I send him to every year! Unfortunately, it's next door to a Joo camp.

[Youth Minister Harry]

Re: Hello.

As I am only 29, he is only 6. He's starting to play a few sports; He's showed an interest in Soccer and Football, so far. And yes! There is a dirt road that leads to a Bible Summer Camp that I send him to every year! Unfortunately, it's next door to a Joo camp.

Well, let's pray that some day your camp can concentrate on over taking the neighbor camp! You can work hard to free them from their false doctrines as well. Remember, work will set them free.

Awash In The Bath Of Christ's Love,
Harry Lester

[John Sigma]

Re: Hello.

Well, let's pray that some day your camp can concentrate on over taking the neighbor camp! You can work hard to free them from their false doctrines as well. Remember, work will set them free.

Awash In The Bath Of Christ's Love,
Harry Lester

Oh, I hope that the filthy Joo camp cause be rid of soon! We, as Jesus has made it, claimed the area first. They moved in afterwards, and it was a huge disappointment. Soon we will get the Whiny Joo's out of our Holy area!

Yours in Christ,

John Sigma

[Alphonse Alban]

Re: Hello.

Well, yes, we both try to support our family. It would be a bit hard to get by if I was the only one worknig, also going back to University raises more expenses.

Hmm, that sounds very liberal. Please don't tell you are demoncrate as well.