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  • I've been told to create a thread. So here it is.

    Hi!
    Luke 14:26 If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.

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    Re: I've been told to create a thread. So here it is.

    Dear Friend,

    Thanks for putting in the effort. It really shines through.

    Your in Him,
    BAB <---- God's Lil' Attendance-Taker

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    • #3
      Re: I've been told to create a thread. So here it is.

      Originally posted by Honeydew View Post
      Hi!
      Tldr.

      Sister Talitha

      Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


      HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
      being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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      • #4
        Re: I've been told to create a thread. So here it is.

        I can read between lines as well as any True Christian - so, you are a lezbean devil-worshipper! Your type disgusts God and me!
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        “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

        Author of such illuminating essays as,
        Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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        • #5
          Re: I've been told to create a thread. So here it is.

          Waw, loving how accepted I feel right now. Being a 'lezbian', even though I'm a man. As for devil-worshipper, I do enjoy the odd goat sacrifice here and there. You know, just to pass the time.
          I like you Born again Bob, you're friendly - makes a change friend.
          Luke 14:26 If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.

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          • #6
            Re: I've been told to create a thread. So here it is.

            Unsaved thrash from the Unsaved Kingdom.

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            • #7
              Re: I've been told to create a thread. So here it is.

              Dear Friend Honeydew,

              We're just concerned for you.

              God has two boxes. One is a box made of diamonds, engraved with gold lettering "Landover Baptist". It is bound for eternal bliss.

              The other is a cardboard bin with grease stains. In black magic marker, He has marked it "Everything Else". The denizens of that box have an appointment with damnation.

              Choose wisely.

              Yours in Him,
              BAB <--- Designated Driver for the Doublewide to Glory

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              • #8
                Re: I've been told to create a thread. So here it is.

                Loving the change to my profile picture. Really seems to suit my personality.
                Feels like that moment in 'the matrix' when Neo is given the choice berween the two types of pill.
                Again mate, not British, or from the united kingdom.
                Luke 14:26 If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.

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                • #9
                  Re: I've been told to create a thread. So here it is.

                  Apparently, a poor introduction is regarded as an infraction
                  Alright then,
                  I'm 21 years old.
                  Study Ancient History at Cardiff University
                  I've been a Christian for 9 years since my baptism at 12 years old.
                  I play Cricket for Wales and represented North Wales at under 19 level at rugby.
                  I firmly believe that American football is an awful sport.
                  Also that Nascar should be banned for pointlessness.
                  I enjoy many genres of music, particular rock (some metal, but not much). I'm not a fan of r&b or hip-hop. I do like blues and jazz.
                  Hope this is good enough.
                  Cheers
                  Luke 14:26 If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.

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                  • #10
                    Re: I've been told to create a thread. So here it is.

                    Quote "And for the record, I'm not a 'Brit', I'm Welsh."

                    Now I don't know if you went to school but if you come from Wales you are both from Great Britain and the United Kingdom. I have attached an idiot proof diagram of the UK. If you stare at it long enough you may start to understand.

                    I suggest you read two things, firstly the KJV1611 and then a basic map, I believe that Fisher Price do a 'chewable one'.
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                    Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

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                    I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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                    • #11
                      Re: I've been told to create a thread. So here it is.

                      Originally posted by Honeydew View Post
                      I play Cricket for Wales and represented North Wales at under 19 level at rugby.
                      Brethren and Sistern, Hide your sheep.

                      I'm told this is the commonest road sign in Wales
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                      “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                      Author of such illuminating essays as,
                      Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                      • #12
                        Re: I've been told to create a thread. So here it is.

                        I know where Wales is you sbanner. I do see where England, Northen Ireland, Scotland and Wales are aswell. I firmly am a Welsh nationalist in case you didn't know.
                        Luke 14:26 If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.

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                        • #13
                          Re: I've been told to create a thread. So here it is.

                          Originally posted by Honeydew View Post
                          Also that Nascar should be banned for pointlessness.
                          Sure. I gather you fancy the WRC, right? Well, we all know what God did to Colin McRae.

                          SMACK!
                          Psalm 81:10:
                          I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                          open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                          • #14
                            Re: I've been told to create a thread. So here it is.

                            oo, can't say that man - he died and left a wife and kid. Not cool, over the line.
                            And, for the record, not into car racing anyway.
                            Luke 14:26 If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.

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                            • #15
                              Re: I've been told to create a thread. So here it is.

                              Originally posted by Honeydew View Post
                              Apparently, a poor introduction is regarded as an infraction
                              Alright then,
                              I'm 21 years old.
                              Study Ancient History at Cardiff University
                              I've been a Christian for 9 years since my baptism at 12 years old.

                              I play Cricketfor Wales and represented North Wales at under 19 level at rugby.
                              I firmly believe that American football is an awful sport.
                              Also that Nascar should be banned for pointlessness.

                              I enjoy many genres of music, particular rock (some metal, but not much). I'm not a fan of r&b or hip-hop. I do like blues and jazz.
                              Hope this is good enough.
                              Cheers
                              I take it you don't study Basic Irony at Cardiff U?

                              YiC,

                              Zech
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