Is this an interesting place?

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Is this an interesting place?

***unclever BS removed***

So, you've had your attempt at humor and passive aggression, now how about a proper introduction, hmmm?

Z. Smyth

[Wide-Open]

Re: Is this an interesting place?

"In Hell"? That's a place? Where in the hell is that? It might be interesting to see.

Oh, but you will dear, in due time.

What in the hell could insignificant creatures like us do that could possibly interest God, much less offend It?

Because God is a JEALOUS God; He wants us to worship Him (or else!)

Exodus 34:14
For thou shalt worship no other god: for the LORD, whose name is Jealous, is a jealous God:

But I am interested learning more about that place you called "Hell". Jeezus, I always thought it was just a mild cuss word. Please! Tell me more!

It's a place where you burn for eternity while Satan and his minions will assrape you continually with their barbed tallywhackers, while you have to listen to Britney Spears records all day and all night.

One could say it is not exactly a very nice place to be.

[EveningStarNM]

Re: Is this an interesting place?

That is because they deny God.
Now they are in Hell.

"In Hell"? That's a place? Where in the hell is that? It might be interesting to see.

But I don't understand why anyone would be anywhere because they "deny" God. I mean, it's not like God gives a damn or anything, right? I mean, we're talking about the Creator of the Cosmos, the Spinner of Galaxies, the Soul of Electromagnetic Waves, the Inhaler and Exhaler of Inconceivable Volumes of Vaccum, the Spitter of Fire and Rock, the Trifler with Millenia. What in the hell could insignificant creatures like us do that could possibly interest God, much less offend It?

Well, don't worry about it. I don't much care, really, and I really don't mean to argue with you about it, so I hope that I haven't offended you. It really wasn't my intention. To each his own -- or <ahem!>, in your obviously lovely case, "her" own. Right?

But I am interested learning more about that place you called "Hell". Jeezus, I always thought it was just a mild cuss word. Please! Tell me more!

[Cursed]

Re: Is this an interesting place?

Hello. I'm a former member of the Church of God The Utterly Indifferent. Even though there was a lot going on there, none of it had anything to do with God because everyone was interested in and busy doing other things. Personally, I was only as interested in God as It was interested in me, and I got so busy with just living that I eventually lost interest in The Church altogether.

GOD is interested in you! He watches everything you do, and if you don't submit to His Word as recorded in the 1611 King James Bible you will burn in Hell forever. Amen!

But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.~Revelations 21:8

I'm not sure how I wound up here or why I registered for yet another activity except that I seem to have a few free minutes on my hands, and you know what they say about idle hands: They give the mind a chance to catch up.

You're not sure how you wound up here?

This is called a "black out." Please put down the meth pipe and sober up for a few days, then come back here when you have your wits about you.

Is it lunchtime yet?

This is another symptom of your drug use, time has become distorted. I fear it may already be too late for you to turn to GOD.

Anyway, I heard about some girl named TamTamPamela who seemed to be pretty happy here, and she was happy for all of her fellows here because of the earthquake. Since earthquakes and tectonic movements and, well, just earth science in general, have always interested me, I figured that I would check this place out to see what I could learn.

The earthquakes and other ongoing devastation (Praise God!) affecting Japan are a direct result of their unrighteousness. Even their yellow mayor says the tsunami is divine punishment! If only he and his tiny kinfolk would turn to GOD, their trials and tribulations would stop!

Gee, I really am hungry. I'll be back later.

Please stop eating drugs.

I'll be grateful if someone can tell me then more about the tectonic plate movements that brought so much happiness to folks around here.

Whenever GOD is mad He makes the ground crack open and devour the wicked. It's all very simple!

For nation shall rise against nation, and kingdom against kingdom: and there shall be famines, and pestilences, and earthquakes, in diverse places.~Matthew 24:7

I mean, that thing had to move /at least/ a few feet in order to register at 8.9! Wow! Boy, would I like to see the seismometer graphs of that event!

No seismometer can register the power of GOD! He made the quake, tsunami, and nuclear meltdown just mighty enough to kill who He wanted, He never misses, and He's not done yet! Hallelujah!

It's too bad that so many people died, though.

It's a blessing! All of those people deserved it, GOD didn't like them at all! Be happy and revel in the might of the LORD! GOD has no mercy for unbelievers. Isn't that great? Praise the LORD!

Every one that is found shall be thrust through; and every one that is joined unto them shall fall by the sword.

Their children also shall be dashed to pieces before their eyes; their houses shall be spoiled, and their wives ravished.~Isaiah 13:15-16

There are a lot of very cold, very scared, and very sad people trying to find shelter tonight.

If they were True Christians, they would be warm and happy with full bellies, snug as a Jap bug in a rug!

Behold the fowls of the air: for they sow not, neither do they reap, nor gather into barns; yet your heavenly Father feedeth them. Are ye not much better than they?~Matthew 6:26

GOD takes care of those who serve Him! You can tell who deserves to suffer because of their suffering, don't feel sorry for them. They feed off of that, like leeches, they're greedy and will kill you the moment you turn your back on them.

Don't you remember Pearl Harbor? They may have been planning another surprise attack, and GOD saved us this time because of Sarah Palin! Thank you, God!

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Is this an interesting place?

That is because they deny God.

Now they are in Hell.

[EveningStarNM]

Hello. I'm a former member of the Church of God The Utterly Indifferent. Even though there was a lot going on there, none of it had anything to do with God because everyone was interested in and busy doing other things. Personally, I was only as interested in God as It was interested in me, and I got so busy with just living that I eventually lost interest in The Church altogether.

I'm not sure how I wound up here or why I registered for yet another activity except that I seem to have a few free minutes on my hands, and you know what they say about idle hands: They give the mind a chance to catch up.

Is it lunchtime yet?

Anyway, I heard about some girl named TamTamPamela who seemed to be pretty happy here, and she was happy for all of her fellows here because of the earthquake. Since earthquakes and tectonic movements and, well, just earth science in general, have always interested me, I figured that I would check this place out to see what I could learn.

Gee, I really am hungry. I'll be back later.

I'll be grateful if someone can tell me then more about the tectonic plate movements that brought so much happiness to folks around here. I mean, that thing had to move /at least/ a few feet in order to register at 8.9! Wow! Boy, would I like to see the seismometer graphs of that event! It's too bad that so many people died, though. There are a lot of very cold, very scared, and very sad people trying to find shelter tonight.