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  • Sparrow
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Mar 2011
    • 5

    #1

    Hello!!

    Hi! I'm a Canadian girl and I completely agree with everything you guys think!!

    -I go to First Baptist Church here in Edmonton.
    -My favorite Bible verse is Mark 11:26 because I think we should all be forgiving
    -I was 10 when I accepted Jesus. I don't really know why it happened then, I just kind of realized it was the truth.
  • John Creeser
    Warning: In case of Rapture, this account will be unmanned.
     
    • Aug 2009
    • 7248

    #2
    Re: Hello!!

    Originally posted by Sparrow View Post
    Hi! I'm a Canadian girl and I completely agree with everything you guys think!!
    Welcome friend - sorry to hear you're from Canada

    How many sons do you have? Do canadian women know how to bake pies?
    -Every young man's battle - PORN AND MASTURBATION![/SIZE]
    -DISOWN your ATHEIST children - just like this good mother did!!

    -FINALLY!! Some rights for the rapists!!
    -There is no such thing as animal abuse!!
    -Pregnancy through RAPE is a GIFT from God
    -Keep the Fags out of the Boy Scouts!!
    -WIVES!! Stay in your abusive relationship!

    STOP, DROP & ROLL DOESN'T WORK IN HELL!!!!


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    • Sparrow
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
      • Mar 2011
      • 5

      #3
      Re: Hello!!

      Originally posted by John Creeser View Post
      Welcome friend - sorry to hear you're from Canada

      How many sons do you have? Do canadian women know how to bake pies?
      I have two sons (twins, 2 months old) and yes, we can bake pies.

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      • John Creeser
        Warning: In case of Rapture, this account will be unmanned.
         
        • Aug 2009
        • 7248

        #4
        Re: Hello!!

        Originally posted by Sparrow View Post
        I have two sons (twins, 2 months old) and yes, we can bake pies.
        Twins, that's terrific (two soldiers for Christ). What is your husbands favorite pie? Speaking of which, you do have his permission to be here?
        -Every young man's battle - PORN AND MASTURBATION![/SIZE]
        -DISOWN your ATHEIST children - just like this good mother did!!

        -FINALLY!! Some rights for the rapists!!
        -There is no such thing as animal abuse!!
        -Pregnancy through RAPE is a GIFT from God
        -Keep the Fags out of the Boy Scouts!!
        -WIVES!! Stay in your abusive relationship!

        STOP, DROP & ROLL DOESN'T WORK IN HELL!!!!


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        • Sparrow
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
          • Mar 2011
          • 5

          #5
          Re: Hello!!

          Originally posted by John Creeser View Post
          Twins, that's terrific (two soldiers for Christ). What is your husbands favorite pie? Speaking of which, you do have his permission to be here?
          My husband likes apple pie, and yes, I have his permission.

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          • Brother Helge
            True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Jan 2010
            • 1074

            #6
            Re: Hello!!

            Originally posted by Sparrow View Post
            My husband likes apple pie, and yes, I have his permission.
            How old are you, what instrument(s) do you play and why did you deserve the latest slap your husband gave you?
            "And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free."
            John 8:32

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            • Zechariah Smyth
              Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
              True Christian™
              • Feb 2011
              • 15251

              #7
              Re: Hello!!

              Originally posted by Sparrow View Post
              Hi! I'm a Canadian girl and I completely agree with everything you guys think!!

              -I go to First Baptist Church here in Edmonton.
              -My favorite Bible verse is Mark 11:26 because I think we should all be forgiving
              -I was 10 when I accepted Jesus. I don't really know why it happened then, I just kind of realized it was the truth.
              Welcome!

              I am a big fan of the concept of forgiveness as pointed out in your selection of Mark 11:26 (great choice, by the way!), but always remember that it is not some "magic button" you can push.

              As an example, take Luke 17:3:

              "Take heed to yourselves: If thy brother trespass against thee, rebuke him; and if he repent, forgive him."

              There are conditions that must be met (in this case, rebuke on your part, repent on theirs).

              Yours in Christ,

              Z. Smyth
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              • Sparrow
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                • Mar 2011
                • 5

                #8
                Re: Hello!!

                Originally posted by Brother Helge View Post
                How old are you, what instrument(s) do you play and why did you deserve the latest slap your husband gave you?
                I am 18, I play piano and violin as well as sing (that's how I got my nickname), and I deserved the slap for not cooking his steak the way he likes it.

                Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
                There are conditions that must be met (in this case, rebuke on your part, repent on theirs.
                Of course.

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                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78556

                  #9
                  Re: Hello!!

                  Originally posted by Sparrow View Post
                  Hi! I'm a Canadian girl and I completely agree with everything you guys think!!

                  -I go to First Baptist Church here in Edmonton.
                  -My favorite Bible verse is Mark 11:26 because I think we should all be forgiving
                  -I was 10 when I accepted Jesus. I don't really know why it happened then, I just kind of realized it was the truth.
                  Do you eat like a bird, or poop like one?

                  If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

                  If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

                  You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

                  Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • Sparrow
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                    • Mar 2011
                    • 5

                    #10
                    Re: Hello!!

                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                    Do you eat like a bird, or poop like one?

                    If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

                    If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

                    You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

                    Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.
                    That's very funny, sir! Actually, the nickname comes from my love of singing.

                    Thank you for the information!

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