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  • It's Pink!
    Forum Member
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    • Mar 2011
    • 45

    #16
    Re: Hai Everybody!

    Originally posted by DerKaiserVonPreussen View Post
    Testing it for what? Making it unreadable? Or testing it if it makes you look like an internet prostitute?
    I dont understand??????

    Originally posted by Fallen Angel View Post
    hai its pink!! i rly lyk ur name i wish i though of something lyk dat 1st!!! welcome 2 da forum but i hope u dont become a mean christain lyk da 1s here but a cool 1 who knos every1 is equal n deserve 2 b treated da same......
    OMG HAIIIII!!!!! i rly lyk ur devart

    u seem nais~ i hope u turn away from ur wicked ways though cuz ur gonna die otherwise and never go 2 heaven but instead hell!!!!!!!!!!! and its torment n flames n fire according to Revelation 14:11 so pllllzzz be a christian or jesus will hate u

    please stop hurting jesus!

    Originally posted by SUV View Post
    Jesus! It's that awful "Mr Pink" from that horrible Reservoir Dogs Didn't you Die in that movie, qweerBoy-gal? Now Begone!!!
    That movie is so old lol!! (i didnt see it though) i'm not a gay boy i'm in year nine at house of out redeemer high school and v. v. v. v. v. christian!!!!

    Originally posted by Mikey Rewlande View Post
    Lady, get yourself some freaking English lessons. All Ostalians are decent from aboorigioins and kangaroos. The bell rings loud round their neck and explains why they rise in inflection at the end of a sentence.

    God hates Ostralia and has sent sharks, spiders and snakes to eat all ostralians because of their work with Asda and her henchpeople.
    i agree, Australia is a place of sin (u remember the story of noah and the flood???? WE HAD ONE HERE. OMG ) but srsly, it is horrible but i am safe bcause jesus trusts me (John 11:25) n i will always b safe because i am a good person who believes in mah lord n savior!!!!!!!!

    omg i can only have 20 smileys in my message? :O
    ι киσω тнαт ι'м α ρɾïṉсεṡṡ
    му fαтнєя ιѕ тнє ќïṉģ σf ќïṉģṡ!

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    • Alphonse Alban
      Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
       
      • Feb 2011
      • 5724

      #17
      Re: Hai Everybody!

      Missy, step away from the smileys and sugar now!

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      • It's Pink!
        Forum Member
        Forum Member
        • Mar 2011
        • 45

        #18
        Re: Hai Everybody!

        Originally posted by Alphonse Alban View Post
        Missy, step away from the smileys and sugar now!


        w8, is that humor or srs? i don't want 2 break ne rules, i just try 2 b happy all the time!

        Psalm 118:24 is mai favorite bible verse btw - i didnt say that earlier but i shouldve!!!!
        ι киσω тнαт ι'м α ρɾïṉсεṡṡ
        му fαтнєя ιѕ тнє ќïṉģ σf ќïṉģṡ!

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        • Alphonse Alban
          Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
           
          • Feb 2011
          • 5724

          #19
          Re: Hai Everybody!

          I'm always dead serious.

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          • It's Pink!
            Forum Member
            Forum Member
            • Mar 2011
            • 45

            #20
            Re: Hai Everybody!

            Originally posted by Alphonse Alban View Post
            I'm always dead serious.
            oh. sorreee!
            ι киσω тнαт ι'м α ρɾïṉсεṡṡ
            му fαтнєя ιѕ тнє ќïṉģ σf ќïṉģṡ!

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            • Mrs. Mary Whitford
              Ladies of Landover Senior VP
              One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
              Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
              True Christian™
              • Dec 2006
              • 12414

              #21
              Re: Hai Everybody!

              Hello and welcome, Miss It's Pink. It's always a pleasure to meet a young lady who is so exuberant for Jesus.
              I have to admit I find it amazing that you're a non-criminal Australien, but the Lord does work in mysterious ways! Were you recently saved through the actions of our Mission to Australia, or are you the rare Kiwi who was saved before our brave missionaries made it to your jungle island?
              In any case, I'm glad to have you here to share your testimony. Has your father found a husband for you yet? A young woman who has found Jesus is a rare enough thing in Australia, but one who isn't married yet? I'm sure the young Christian men must be lining up begging for your father to let you marry them!
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              • Pastor Ezekiel
                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 78556

                #22
                Re: Hai Everybody!

                Originally posted by It's Pink! View Post
                i was trying to test out my signature
                The signature space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture, not communist gobbeldy-gook.

                Are you even a Christian? I haven't seen you praising Jesus at all. What do you want here, abo?
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • It's Pink!
                  Forum Member
                  Forum Member
                  • Mar 2011
                  • 45

                  #23
                  Re: Hai Everybody!

                  OMG really???? You guys came to Australia!? so jealuz wish i had known so I culd have come back with u!!!!! LOL actually i do think i saw it on the news but it was because a bogan beat up some american preacher with a beer bottle then did pees on the body i hope that wasnt one of u!!!

                  also you might be surprised cuz there ARE some christians who are good tho i think most are criminals and a lot of gurls are whores who are rly sinning with their boyfriends at church parties so no husband my parents are totes 4 Jesus but most of my friends arent so it iz pretty hard finding a rich good polite white christian husband for me but thats what parents r 4 rite??? bcuz they know best!!!! its even in the Commandments!

                  also pastor i promise that i'm always 4 jesus!!! it isnt communist though its just something i do to make things pretty - like solomon building a temple??? idk if its sinful or not tho so maybe ill just put verses!!!!
                  ι киσω тнαт ι'м α ρɾïṉсεṡṡ
                  му fαтнєя ιѕ тнє ќïṉģ σf ќïṉģṡ!

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                  • SUV
                    True Christian™ Princess
                    The Driving Force behind RA12
                    Have at it, anytime!
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 11027

                    #24
                    Re: Hai Everybody!

                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                    The signature space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture, not communist gobbeldy-gook.
                    Also for posting things about Christmas, Pastor. Let us always remember to keep the CHRIST in Christmas

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                    • Andre-Bartholomew
                      Unsaved trash, pretending to be a snail gulper
                      • Mar 2011
                      • 103

                      #25
                      Re: Hai Everybody!

                      Originally posted by Mrs. Mary Whitford View Post
                      Hello and welcome, Miss It's Pink. It's always a pleasure to meet a young lady who is so exuberant for Jesus.
                      I have to admit I find it amazing that you're a non-criminal Australien, but the Lord does work in mysterious ways! Were you recently saved through the actions of our Mission to Australia, or are you the rare Kiwi who was saved before our brave missionaries made it to your jungle island?
                      In any case, I'm glad to have you here to share your testimony. Has your father found a husband for you yet? A young woman who has found Jesus is a rare enough thing in Australia, but one who isn't married yet? I'm sure the young Christian men must be lining up begging for your father to let you marry them!

                      Excuse me but Jungle land? :O well as she has said before, she origins from a English family, traveling the criminals

                      But anyway, welcome to this lovely forum Miss Pink :3

                      God's blessings.

                      Andre.
                      I'm Alpha and Omega. The begining and the end.

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                      • It's Pink!
                        Forum Member
                        Forum Member
                        • Mar 2011
                        • 45

                        #26
                        Re: Hai Everybody!

                        OMG PINK WORDS UNDER NAME!!11ONE

                        thank u jesus!!!!!
                        ι киσω тнαт ι'м α ρɾïṉсεṡṡ
                        му fαтнєя ιѕ тнє ќïṉģ σf ќïṉģṡ!

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                        • SUV
                          True Christian™ Princess
                          The Driving Force behind RA12
                          Have at it, anytime!
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 11027

                          #27
                          Re: Hai Everybody!

                          Pardon me, Brother, but what is a "snail gulper" - ?

                          "Unsaved trash, pretending to be a snail gulper"

                          Does this have anything with the possible snailiness of the Baby Jesus?

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                          • Andre-Bartholomew
                            Unsaved trash, pretending to be a snail gulper
                            • Mar 2011
                            • 103

                            #28
                            Re: Hai Everybody!

                            Originally posted by SUV View Post
                            Pardon me, Brother, but what is a "snail gulper" - ?

                            "Unsaved trash, pretending to be a snail gulper"

                            Does this have anything with the possible snailiness of the Baby Jesus?
                            Well it's fine you ask sister

                            No it's because i'm french, and my mouth maybe have been a little to harsh

                            But snails are served in restaurants in France

                            a very harsh title yes, but I hope the Pastors, will remove it one day

                            God's blessings.

                            Andre
                            I'm Alpha and Omega. The begining and the end.

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                            • It's Pink!
                              Forum Member
                              Forum Member
                              • Mar 2011
                              • 45

                              #29
                              Re: Hai Everybody!

                              omg ur from france? that's so cool!

                              bffl!
                              ι киσω тнαт ι'м α ρɾïṉсεṡṡ
                              му fαтнєя ιѕ тнє ќïṉģ σf ќïṉģṡ!

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                              • SUV
                                True Christian™ Princess
                                The Driving Force behind RA12
                                Have at it, anytime!
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 11027

                                #30
                                Re: Hai Everybody!

                                Originally posted by Andre-Bartholomew View Post
                                a very harsh title yes, but I hope the Pastors, will remove it one day
                                This could be arranged, and quite possibly very soon

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