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    Thank you Landover for returning my faith!

    For the longest time I've been in the throes of losing my religion. The Liberal propaganda, the marrying of gays, legalization of abortion, hell even as far back to the emancipation of blacks!

    'What has happened to America!?' I would cry to myself before bed at times. God never would've allowed this in HIS country. I tried to get others to understand my ways, (the TRUE ways) but even other nancy fluffy ass Christians turned me away!

    Right before I decided to outright lose my faith in humanity, I stumbled upon this site. Some how some way, but it was without a doubt the work of our one and only Lord and Savior, revivng me from the pits of doubt!

    Thanks to you 'True Christians' I am now a once again saved Christian!

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    Re: Thank you Landover for returning my faith!

    You seem like a fine upstanding Christian man, tell us a little about yourself - how many sins do you have, what is your favorite Bible verse, where do you attend church and is Bobby Jindal to dark to vote for?
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    “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

    Author of such illuminating essays as,
    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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    • #3
      Re: Thank you Landover for returning my faith!

      Unfortunately, during my little 'doubt days' I haven't gone to Church like a good strong Christian. That and my weakness for martinis are my main sins I'm battling as of now.

      Leviticus 15:19
      "When a woman has a discharge, and it consists of blood from her body, she will be unclean because of her menstruation for seven days. Everyone who touches her will be unclean until evening. Anything she lies on during her menstruation will become unclean, and anything she sits on will become unclean."

      Filthy vagina bleeding whores...

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      • #4
        Re: Thank you Landover for returning my faith!

        Welcome, friend. My heart rejoices that Jesus has brought you here. Tell us about yourself. Are you a family man? A sportsman? What have you done for the Glory of the LORD lately?
        II Thessalonians 1:7-9
        And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
        In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
        Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power
        The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony

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        • #5
          Re: Thank you Landover for returning my faith!

          Originally posted by Mr.Waffles View Post
          Unfortunately, during my little 'doubt days' I haven't gone to Church like a good strong Christian. That and my weakness for martinis are my main sins I'm battling as of now.

          Leviticus 15:19
          "When a woman has a discharge, and it consists of blood from her body, she will be unclean because of her menstruation for seven days. Everyone who touches her will be unclean until evening. Anything she lies on during her menstruation will become unclean, and anything she sits on will become unclean."

          Filthy cooter bleeding whores...
          You'll have an easier time if you refer to the 1611 KJV Bible.

          Yours in Christ,

          Z. Smyth
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