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  • hustler
    Unsaved trash, communistic pervert
    • Mar 2011
    • 37

    #1

    Hello from Lithuania

    Hi I'm I live in Lithuania,ethnically russian.
    I'm atheist and was laughing my ass of by reading posts by retarded embicils members of this forum.
    I've come here to ask here few questions:
    Do you really believe that god wants you to act like fucked up retards and talk about nonsense shit every time someone disagrees with your false and gay religion ?
    I've seen many threads about what countries god hates,every country?Then what god loves in your false fucked up religion?
    Tell me if my favorite artist ODB has gone to hell or to heaven regarding to your dickwad religion?
    Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
    abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
  • Ezekiel Bathfire
    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
    Christ's Rottweiler
     
    • Jan 2008
    • 22912

    #2
    Re: Hello from Lithuania

    Originally posted by hustleeeee View Post
    Hi I'm I live in Lithuania,ethnically russian.
    God hates Russians - they attempted to abolish Him, but once Satan's yoke was lifted, the Russian people flocked to their churches.
    I've come here to ask here few questions:
    Do you really believe that god wants you to act like piffleed up retards and talk about nonsense shit every time someone disagrees with your false and gay religion ?
    Look Ivan the Terrible, this is a religous site - what do you expect? Pictures of beef steak that are but a faint memory in your God-forsaken land?
    I've seen many threads about what countries god hates,every country?
    No, God loves America and may occasionally smile on The Cayman Islands because of its enlightened tax status.
    Tell me if my favorite artist ODB has gone to hell or to heaven regarding to your dickwad religion?
    I have not the fainest idea who or what ODB might be - it sounds like a demon infestation of the brain that attacks ethnic russians.
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    • Rev. M. Rodimer
      Honorary True Christian™
      Forum Member
      • May 2008
      • 13996

      #3
      Re: Hello from Lithuania

      Originally posted by hustleeeee View Post
      Hi I'm I live in Lithuania,ethnically russian.
      I'm atheist and was laughing my ass of by reading posts by retarded embicils members of this forum.
      I'd laugh at your "English", but it's so poor that I believe I would break down in tears.

      Congratulations, you hate Jesus. Why exactly should we care?
      Bible boring? Nonsense!
      Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
      You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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      • Nobar King
        Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
        Christ's Guardian
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2007
        • 23748

        #4
        Re: Hello from Lithuania

        Do you live on a boat?
        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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        • James Hutchins
          True Christian™
          Just a Regular Nice Guy
           
          • Jun 2009
          • 29454

          #5
          Re: Hello from Lithuania

          Great, another Godless commie. Go back to Chernobyl, little glow rod!
          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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          • Zechariah Smyth
            Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
            True Christian™
            • Feb 2011
            • 15251

            #6
            Re: Hello from Lithuania

            Originally posted by hustleeeee View Post
            Hi I'm I live in Lithuania,ethnically russian.
            I'm atheist and was laughing my ass of by reading posts by retarded embicils members of this forum.
            I've come here to ask here few questions:
            Do you really believe that god wants you to act like piffleed up retards and talk about nonsense shit every time someone disagrees with your false and gay religion ?
            I've seen many threads about what countries god hates,every country?Then what god loves in your false piffleed up religion?
            Tell me if my favorite artist ODB has gone to hell or to heaven regarding to your dickwad religion?
            OK, you've got all that off your chest.



            We get it...you're a godless rooskie wigger who is so confused that he's not even sure who or what he's mad at. You feel powerless in your own life, so you come to our friendly, welcoming corner of the internets to exercise your eBravery©.

            So...Jesus brought you here, friend. This is the big leagues. Are you going to swing for the cheap seats, or are you going to bunt?

            Your call. This could be the most important day of your life.

            (Psalms 118:24) "This is the day which the LORD hath made; we will rejoice and be glad in it."



            Do you want to rejoice and be glad, or do you want to be a sarcastic internet troll on a one-way ride to Hell?

            Yours in Christ,

            Z. Smyth
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            • Faith_Machine
              Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Mar 2011
              • 10050

              #7
              Re: Hello from Lithuania

              Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
              I have not the fainest idea who or what ODB might be - it sounds like a demon infestation of the brain that attacks ethnic russians.
              "ODB" refers to two things, both of them Satanic:

              ODB: Computers which eco-Nazis have placed in our cars, ostensibly to stop pollution, but really so Big Brother can keep tabs on us.

              ODB: Degenerate rap "artist," now burning in the fires of Hell!
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              • hustler
                Unsaved trash, communistic pervert
                • Mar 2011
                • 37

                #8
                Re: Hello from Lithuania

                Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                God hates Russians - they attempted to abolish Him, but once Satan's yoke was lifted, the Russian people flocked to their churches.
                Look Ivan the Terrible, this is a religous site - what do you expect? Pictures of beef steak that are but a faint memory in your God-forsaken land?
                No, God loves America and may occasionally smile on The Cayman Islands because of its enlightened tax status.I have not the fainest idea who or what ODB might be - it sounds like a demon infestation of the brain that attacks ethnic russians.
                God doesn't hate Russians ,because he doesn't exist.If he would why would he let Russians pwn German Nazis,by your believe so loved by God?
                I expect more than racism from mentally retard members on this fake forum.
                God loves America?Then why he let Obama rule the country?(by your believe god hates afro americans,god puts someone who he hates in charge of hes favorite country?)
                Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                I'd laugh at your "English", but it's so poor that I believe I would break down in tears.

                Congratulations, you hate Jesus. Why exactly should we care?
                I'd be insulted by your racist joke but your sense of humor is vastly inferior to my sense of humor.I Can't be hated by something that doesn't exist.
                Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                Great, another Godless commie. Go back to Chernobyl, little glow rod!
                Last time I checked Chernobyl wasn't nor in Russia nor in Lithuania,your racist comments based on 2 grade education isn't insulting me.
                Degenerated is only your weak sense of humor,ODB was great artist and had died loved by millions people,so don't try to judge him,you will never do in your life as much as he has done,and fact that you will die alone trolling this piffleed up forum,and no one remember your name next day,get a life before its too late kid.
                Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
                abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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                • Faith_Machine
                  Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                  True Christian™
                  • Mar 2011
                  • 10050

                  #9
                  Re: Hello from Lithuania

                  Would you care to explain why you chose the name of a disgusting porno magazine for your user-name?
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                  In accordance with article 7 of the Swaggart Amendment to the Landover Baptist Church Constitution, you are hereby notified that this forum user is a
                  REGISTERED SPIRITUAL PREDATOR, and prohibited from sending or receiving personal messages, text messages, or instant messages to forum users below the rank of True Christian™. This user is further prohibited from engaging with any persons in real-time audio or video "chats" via Web cams, Skype, Facetime, or any other Internet audio/video technology or service.

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                  • hustler
                    Unsaved trash, communistic pervert
                    • Mar 2011
                    • 37

                    #10
                    Re: Hello from Lithuania

                    Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                    Would you care to explain why you chose the name of a disgusting porno magazine for your user-name?
                    I didn't,my user name was edited by some freak moderator,that seems to like that magazine very much.
                    Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
                    abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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                    • Born Again Bob
                      True Christian™
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 2318

                      #11
                      Re: Hello from Lithuania

                      Originally posted by hustler View Post
                      I didn't,my user name was edited by some freak moderator,that seems to like that magazine very much.
                      Dear Friend,

                      The ghosts of aborted, unborn babies haunt these forums. They're bitter, and candid, and perceptive.

                      Yours in Him,
                      BAB

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                      • hustler
                        Unsaved trash, communistic pervert
                        • Mar 2011
                        • 37

                        #12
                        Re: Hello from Lithuania

                        Originally posted by Born Again Bob View Post
                        Dear Friend,

                        The ghosts of aborted, unborn babies haunt these forums. They're bitter, and candid, and perceptive.

                        Yours in Him,
                        BAB
                        When you can't argue anymore,you start to talk nonsense crap ?
                        Is that how this forum works ?
                        I thought there is more talented trolls with fucked up lifes on this forum.
                        Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
                        abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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                        • Born Again Bob
                          True Christian™
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 2318

                          #13
                          Re: Hello from Lithuania

                          Originally posted by hustler View Post
                          When you can't argue anymore,you start to talk nonsense crap ?
                          Dear Friend,

                          Ooohhhhhh...... the aborted baby ghosts aren't going to like that one bit!

                          As for me, I don't feel any compunction to argue anything with anyone, certainly not with rude strangers. I know what's true -- every word of the KJV 1611. I know I've been Saved(r) and am going to Heaven.

                          What do *you* know worth knowing?

                          Yours in Him,
                          BAB

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                          • hustler
                            Unsaved trash, communistic pervert
                            • Mar 2011
                            • 37

                            #14
                            Re: Hello from Lithuania

                            Originally posted by Born Again Bob View Post
                            Dear Friend,

                            Ooohhhhhh...... the aborted baby ghosts aren't going to like that one bit!

                            As for me, I don't feel any compunction to argue anything with anyone, certainly not with rude strangers. I know what's true -- every word of the KJV 1611. I know I've been Saved® and am going to Heaven.

                            What do *you* know worth knowing?

                            Yours in Him,
                            BAB
                            You cant argue to me because arguing with me will make you go crazy and leave in shame,without a doubt I've never been tooken out by someone with no life and beliefs in a piece of paper written by some poor jew.
                            I know how to make pretty good cakes.
                            Maybe you consider it as worthless,but my cakes is far better than your false religion.
                            Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
                            abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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                            • Born Again Bob
                              True Christian™
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 2318

                              #15
                              Re: Hello from Lithuania

                              Dear Friend,

                              Originally posted by hustler View Post
                              You cant argue to me...I've never been tooken out...


                              I know how to make pretty good cakes.
                              Well, pat yourself on the back, Lil' Debbie. Ask Sister Glendora for her snickerdoodles recipe!

                              Yours in Him,
                              BAB

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