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  • ImTyroneAndImBlack
    Unsaved trash
    • Mar 2011
    • 2

    #1

    WASSUP DAWGS

    YO YO, MY NAME'S TYRONE, WASSUP! I've come here to save my soul, give myself to the Lord Jesus Christ! Now, I'm not that well clued up on Mr.J himself. But, I was wondering if you guys can help me learn to let Jesus into my life and give me some education about religion.

    Peace out!
  • hustler
    Unsaved trash, communistic pervert
    • Mar 2011
    • 37

    #2
    Re: WASSUP DAWGS

    Originally posted by ImTyroneAndImBlack View Post
    YO YO, MY NAME'S TYRONE, WASSUP! I've come here to save my soul, give myself to the Lord Jesus Christ! Now, I'm not that well clued up on Mr.J himself. But, I was wondering if you guys can help me learn to let Jesus into my life and give me some education about religion.

    Peace out!
    You already lost your life by trying to let their false religion into your life.
    Quit before it's too late,quit before you start acting like other fags on this forum.
    Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
    abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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    • Born Again Bob
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 2318

      #3
      Re: WASSUP DAWGS

      Originally posted by hustler View Post
      Quit before it's too late,quit before you start acting like other fags on this forum.
      Dear Friend,

      We do not support intolerance by visitors to this site! Unless you meant to type "figs," which I would understand.

      Yours in Him,
      BAB

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      • Zechariah Smyth
        Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
        True Christian™
        • Feb 2011
        • 15251

        #4
        Re: WASSUP DAWGS

        Originally posted by ImTyroneAndImBlack View Post
        YO YO, MY NAME'S TYRONE, WASSUP! I've come here to save my soul, give myself to the Lord Jesus Christ! Now, I'm not that well clued up on Mr.J himself. But, I was wondering if you guys can help me learn to let Jesus into my life and give me some education about religion.

        Peace out!
        Hello, boy! Tell us about yourself: where do you go to church, what brought you to our friendly and welcoming website, are you on parole, etc. etc.

        Yours in Christ,

        Z. Smyth
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        • Ezekiel Bathfire
          Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
          Christ's Rottweiler
           
          • Jan 2008
          • 22885

          #5
          Re: WASSUP DAWGS

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          I'm sorry, I'll have my retainer, "Boy" switch it off in a minute or two.

          Now, if you are sure that you want to accept Jesus, THIS will interest you
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          “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

          Author of such illuminating essays as,
          Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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          • Barry
            Forum Member
            Forum Member
            • Nov 2010
            • 259

            #6
            Re: WASSUP DAWGS

            Hello Tyrone welcome to Gods favourite church. You do realize of course, thieves, drug dealers and the rapists of white girls do not get to heaven. You are going to have to quit all that kind of behaviour immediately. Please donate generously to Ezekiel’s fund and swiftly enrol on the ex-negro program and I am sure you chances of being accepted into the Kingdom of Heaven will be vastly enhanced.
            The Lord is my shepherd.

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            • Rev. M. Rodimer
              Honorary True Christian™
              Forum Member
              • May 2008
              • 13996

              #7
              Re: WASSUP DAWGS

              Originally posted by ImTyroneAndImBlack View Post
              YO YO, MY NAME'S TYRONE, WASSUP! I've come here to save my soul, give myself to the Lord Jesus Christ! Now, I'm not that well clued up on Mr.J himself. But, I was wondering if you guys can help me learn to let Jesus into my life and give me some education about religion.

              Peace out!
              Welcome, Tyrone! Have you read the Bible yet?
              Bible boring? Nonsense!
              Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
              You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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              • WinnerNotSinner
                Friendliest Fellow in all of Freehold
                True Christian™
                • Jun 2010
                • 951

                #8
                Re: WASSUP DAWGS

                Hey Tyrone, I've recently been on missionary in Africa, it's mighty hot there!

                Which tribe are your family from?

                6
                A woman came up to me the other day, 12/6/2016 and said:
                "But Mr. Winner, if GOD loves everyone then why is there so much suffering in the world?"

                Because GOD doesn't love everyone. Too many people have this absurd idea in their heads that GOD is all loving.
                If he was all loving, then murderers, thieves and homosexuals would be waiting for you in Heaven.

                GOD doesn't open his gate to just anyone. Being a True Christian™ is like a Queue Jump ticket at Disney, we are guaranteed a ride with JESUS.

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