Konichiwa Watashi Wa "Watashi Wa Nihongo". get it?

**Insomniac** · 03-31-2011, 02:44 PM

Re: Konichiwa Watashi Wa "Watashi Wa Nihongo". get it?

Hi there, I'ts nice to see another vegetarian here.
I don't eat meat since I also respect and love all of God's creations.
Also we are God's creations, so we must take care of ourselves, that is why I don't eat salt, sugar, fatty foods and such. I'd very much like to see some of the people on this forum do the same (no pun intended). Isn't like 50% of americans obese?

And by the way, it's horrible to see people making fun of the tsunami disaster. May God have mercy on those victims souls

**Yea-tho-we-walk** · 03-31-2011, 03:42 PM

Re: Konichiwa Watashi Wa "Watashi Wa Nihongo". get it?

Wa-sushi, I just went into my den a looked at my flat earth, disc/globe and discovered some horrifing news. Were you aware you are trapped on an island? I know what you must be thinking, 'no way', but I'm afraid it's true, you are completly trapped on your island, just like Gilligan was. Japan isn't connected to anything at all!
I worked out a possible escape route for you, but you must obtain a fast sporty type car to do it. First head north to a city called Aomori, get up all the speed that you can, and you will have to drive across a short wet spot for a bit until you reach Hakodata. Then head north until you get to Wakkanai, get up some speed again and drive through another damp area. Once you have made it across the wet places, you are almost free from your island prison and back to the real world! May Jesus be your copilot on your voyage to freedom!
When you escape, come to Landover Baptist and we'll all throw a big dinner party in your honor. Isn't Jesus just wonderful!!!

**Bobby-Joe** · 03-31-2011, 03:48 PM

Re: Konichiwa Watashi Wa "Watashi Wa Nihongo". get it?

Originally posted by Insomniac View Post

Hi there, I'ts nice to see another vegetarian here.
I don't eat meat since I also respect and love all of God's creations.

Hitler didn't eat meat.

**Watashi Wa Nihongo** · 03-31-2011, 04:10 PM

Re: Konichiwa Watashi Wa "Watashi Wa Nihongo". get it?

Originally posted by Yea-tho-we-walk View Post

Wa-sushi, I just went into my den a looked at my flat earth, disc/globe and discovered some horrifing news. Were you aware you are trapped on an island? I know what you must be thinking, 'no way', but I'm afraid it's true, you are completly trapped on your island, just like Gilligan was. Japan isn't connected to anything at all!
I worked out a possible escape route for you, but you must obtain a fast sporty type car to do it. First head north to a city called Aomori, get up all the speed that you can, and you will have to drive across a short wet spot for a bit until you reach Hakodata. Then head north until you get to Wakkanai, get up some speed again and drive through another damp area. Once you have made it across the wet places, you are almost free from your island prison and back to the real world! May Jesus be your copilot on your voyage to freedom!
When you escape, come to Landover Baptist and we'll all throw a big dinner party in your honor. Isn't Jesus just wonderful!!!

Erm.. you might have noticed that at the edge of any land mass there is the sea.

And to the guy who said Hitler was a vegetarian... I couldn't find any scriptures but I have this:

Myth Busted: Hitler Was Not a Vegetarian

http://www.naturalnews.com/025163_Hitler_vegetarian_vegetarianism.html

Myth Busted: Hitler Was Not a Vegetarian

Was Hitler really a vegiterian? - Answers

http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Was_Hitler_a_vegetarian

Only in the sense that he occasionally claimed to be; many witnesses attested to him eating liver, Bavarian sausages and stuffed squab (young pigeon). The latter was said to be his favorite dish by a restaurant that he attended regularly in the 1930s. According to Robert Payne (Hitler's biographer), the vegetarian claim was made up by Goebbels to give the impression of an ascete in the manner of Gandhi; Goebbels claimed that Hitler did not smoke, drink, eat meat or have anything to do with women. In fact, it is known he did all of these -- except smoke. So, apart from his many other faults, Hitler was also dishonest about his diet. Hitler was actually not a vegetarian at all. That is a myth. Rynn Berry an educator and historian wrote a pamphlet about this and later expanded it into a book. I read in a book that he indeed was a vegetarian, for a short time, but that was for a public relations campaign to display himself as "pure". Then he stopped, since it's impossible for a cold-blooded killer to make decisions to save lives if you know what I mean. Hitler's doctor recommended that he cut down on the amount of meat he ate, which he did to a small extent, Goebbels started the story that Hitler didn't smoke, drink, eat meat or have anything to do with women (it's well attested that Hitler did all of these apart from smoke). Hitler was not a vegetarian. He has been recorded eating meat throughout his life and only occasionally refused meat at a meal because his doctor advised.

http://michaelbluejay.com/veg/hitler.html

**Bobby-Joe** · 03-31-2011, 04:19 PM

Re: Konichiwa Watashi Wa "Watashi Wa Nihongo". get it?

Originally posted by Watashi Wa Nihongo View Post

Myth Busted: Hitler Was Not a Vegetarian

http://www.naturalnews.com/025163_Hitler_vegetarian_vegetarianism.html

Myth Busted: Hitler Was Not a Vegetarian

Was Hitler really a vegiterian? - Answers

http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Was_Hitler_a_vegetarian

Only in the sense that he occasionally claimed to be; many witnesses attested to him eating liver, Bavarian sausages and stuffed squab (young pigeon). The latter was said to be his favorite dish by a restaurant that he attended regularly in the 1930s. According to Robert Payne (Hitler's biographer), the vegetarian claim was made up by Goebbels to give the impression of an ascete in the manner of Gandhi; Goebbels claimed that Hitler did not smoke, drink, eat meat or have anything to do with women. In fact, it is known he did all of these -- except smoke. So, apart from his many other faults, Hitler was also dishonest about his diet. Hitler was actually not a vegetarian at all. That is a myth. Rynn Berry an educator and historian wrote a pamphlet about this and later expanded it into a book. I read in a book that he indeed was a vegetarian, for a short time, but that was for a public relations campaign to display himself as "pure". Then he stopped, since it's impossible for a cold-blooded killer to make decisions to save lives if you know what I mean. Hitler's doctor recommended that he cut down on the amount of meat he ate, which he did to a small extent, Goebbels started the story that Hitler didn't smoke, drink, eat meat or have anything to do with women (it's well attested that Hitler did all of these apart from smoke). Hitler was not a vegetarian. He has been recorded eating meat throughout his life and only occasionally refused meat at a meal because his doctor advised.

http://michaelbluejay.com/veg/hitler.html

Historical revisionism from Obama followers trying to make Hitler less awful. Nice try but we TRUE Christians(tm) know a thing or to about propaganda.

**Talitha** · 03-31-2011, 04:33 PM

Re: Konichiwa Watashi Wa "Watashi Wa Nihongo". get it?

Hmmmm I'm finding this most troublesome.

Do you have Leprosy?
Leviticus explains about Lepers being unclean, but Matthew seems to have a cure for Blindness, Leprosy AND death

Is your eyesight good?

There is hope for you yet, my friend.

Matthew 11:4-6
Jesus answered and said unto them, Go and shew John again those things which ye do hear and see: The blind receive their sight, and the lame walk, the lepers are cleansed, and the deaf hear, the dead are raised up, and the poor have the gospel preached to them.
And blessed is he, whosoever shall not be offended in me.

**James Hutchins** · 03-31-2011, 04:50 PM

Re: Konichiwa Watashi Wa "Watashi Wa Nihongo". get it?

Please do not infect us with your radioactivity.

**~~Rain Dancer~~** · 03-31-2011, 04:56 PM

Re: Konichiwa Watashi Wa "Watashi Wa Nihongo". get it?

Konichiwa watashi no tomodachi

[Did I say that right? XD]

**SUV** · 03-31-2011, 04:59 PM

Re: Konichiwa Watashi Wa "Watashi Wa Nihongo". get it?

Wah-wah-wah-wah, eh? Obviously you are some sort of sex-crazed neegroe jazz musician. Nope, you can't fool Good Christians!

Pray Jesus that this is not the return of that awful Earl "Fatha" Hiney

**Rev. M. Rodimer** · 03-31-2011, 05:10 PM

Re: Konichiwa Watashi Wa "Watashi Wa Nihongo". get it?

Originally posted by Insaniac View Post

Hi there, I'ts nice to see another vegetarian here.
I don't eat meat since I also respect and love all of God's creations.

Do you use antibiotics when you are ill? Bacteria are God's creations. Do you kill them by the millions?

Also we are God's creations, so we must take care of ourselves, that is why I don't eat salt, sugar, fatty foods and such. I'd very much like to see some of the people on this forum do the same (no pun intended). Isn't like 50% of americans obese?

Yes, there are plenty of obese Wiccans and God-mockers. True Christians™ like me exercise regularly and eat properly so we may have endurance and lung capacity for preaching the Word.

I can hold my breath for a full 90 seconds. How about you?

May God have mercy on those victims souls

He won't. They aren't Christian; therefore, He will cast them all into Hell for eternal torment.

Are you going to join them?

**Watashi Wa Nihongo** · 03-31-2011, 05:33 PM

Re: Konichiwa Watashi Wa "Watashi Wa Nihongo". get it?

Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post

Do you use antibiotics when you are ill? Bacteria are God's creations. Do you kill them by the millions?

Actually bacteria have never been mentioned in the bible.

**~~Rain Dancer~~** · 03-31-2011, 05:37 PM

Re: Konichiwa Watashi Wa "Watashi Wa Nihongo". get it?

Konichiwa watashi no tomodachi

[Did I say that right? XD]

**Rev. M. Rodimer** · 03-31-2011, 05:46 PM

Re: Konichiwa Watashi Wa "Watashi Wa Nihongo". get it?

Originally posted by Watashi Wa Nihongo View Post

Actually bacteria have never been mentioned in the bible.

So? Neither have kangaroos or moose or cockroaches. Do you deny that they exist?

**SUV** · 03-31-2011, 05:52 PM

Re: Konichiwa Watashi Wa "Watashi Wa Nihongo". get it?

Originally posted by Rain Dancer View Post

Konichiwa watashi no tomodachi

[Did I say that right? XD]

FAIL!!!

**~~Rain Dancer~~** · 03-31-2011, 05:59 PM

Re: Konichiwa Watashi Wa "Watashi Wa Nihongo". get it?

Originally posted by SUV View Post

FAIL!!!

why's this a fail?

Comment

Comment

Comment

Comment

Comment

Comment

Comment

Comment

Comment

Comment

Comment

Comment

Comment

Comment

Comment