Greetings brothers and sisters

[Matilda]

I'm a Swedish 29 year old woma who found this forum via a Swedish newspaper article about a forum members take on the moomintrolls.

I've been raised by parents who are members of the Pentecostal church and I was baptized into that church as well at the tender age of 7, after plenty a lecture about the awaiting hellfire in the event of my supposed imminent demise .

Now as an adult (and adulterer ) I'm a jurist living in a common law marriage, trying to find my way... kinda.

[Matilda]

Re: Greetings brothers and sisters

Oh I forgot! My favorite Bible verse is Luke 14:26

[Two-Dollar Bill]

Re: Greetings brothers and sisters

Great, another God-mocking pagan from Sweedeland who gets their news from a paper that is known for nothing more than slander and all out lies (not to mention scantily clad women and America bashing). There must be a forum in Swedenmark that caters to you people and, based on the amount of you who come here, it must be very popular.

Corinthians 7:2 says; "Nevertheless, [to avoid] fornication, let every man have his own wife, and let every woman have her own husband." It seems to me that you have overlooked this small point. As have many of your heathen countrymen. From what I've seen of Sweedenland hunting season is open year around and no one is safe.

[Matilda]

Re: Greetings brothers and sisters

Oh, um... you seem to be pretty interested in Sweden and the way of the Swedes. Maybe that's just God testing you? Nyfiken gul, nyfiken blå perhaps?

And me a pagan? Yes I guess so... I eat ham every Christmas, or Jul as it is called in Sweden as a reference to the god Jolner (Odens alter ego at Christmas time) a pagan ritual in the celebration of Jolner at that time of the year before Christianity came and saved us all (well... the most for some years at least). Plus I've grown up in a house on a street called Odins väg (Odins street) so I've probably been influenced by pagan Goods involuntarily.

[Two-Dollar Bill]

Re: Greetings brothers and sisters

Oh, um... you seem to be pretty interested in Sweden and the way of the Swedes. Maybe that's just God testing you? Nyfiken gul, nyfiken blå perhaps?

My missionary work has brought me to Sindinavia to help save people like yourself. The pornographic film you mention is of no interest to me and shouldn't even be known to good Swedish Christians. (Of which there are about 23.)

And me a pagan? Yes I guess so... I eat ham every Christmas, or Jul as it is called in Sweden as a reference to the god Jolner (Odens alter ego at Christmas time) a pagan ritual in the celebration of Jolner at that time of the year before Christianity came and saved us all (well... the most for some years at least). Plus I've grown up in a house on a street called Odins väg (Odins street) so I've probably been influenced by pagan Goods involuntarily.

I think you have just explained why I work 6 days a week, 52 weeks a year and still feel like I fall short. I'd extend my services as an American English teacher but it seems you actually have a good grasp of the Lord's language. For this I commend you. (Although you mention "pagan Goods" which may or may not have been an intentional error by a heathen such as yourself.)

[Dr. Isaiah Jones]

Re: Greetings brothers and sisters

Dear unsaved heathen,

Did you think that coming in here and spit in our Lord's face would save you from an eternity of burning in hell? Well, let me tell you something. We are actually blessed by your insults as it states in Matthew 5:10:

"Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven."

Unless you repent of your sins and accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior you WILL face His judgment as soon as He decides to strike you down for your wicked sins. Jesus will laugh at your misery as He watches you roast in the flames of hell for all eternity. I sure hope you'll enjoy yourself too.

Psalm 59:8 But thou, O LORD, shalt laugh at them; thou shalt have all the heathen in derision.

[John Creeser]

Re: Greetings brothers and sisters

Now as an adult (and adulterer ) I'm a jurist living in a common law marriage, trying to find my way... kinda.

So let me get this straight, you're fully admitting to living in sin by not being married and cheating on your "boyfriend" when you attend court?

Lets do the math shall we?

Sin + Sin =

[Matilda]

Re: Greetings brothers and sisters

Dear unsaved heathen,

Did you think that coming in here and spit in our Lord's face would save you from an eternity of burning in hell? Well, let me tell you something. We are actually blessed by your insults as it states in Matthew 5:10:

"Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven."

Unless you repent of your sins and accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior you WILL face His judgment as soon as He decides to strike you down for your wicked sins. Jesus will laugh at your misery as He watches you roast in the flames of hell for all eternity. I sure hope you'll enjoy yourself too.

Psalm 59:8 But thou, O LORD, shalt laugh at them; thou shalt have all the heathen in derision.

I'll make sure to repent after my wedding day.

[Two-Dollar Bill]

Re: Greetings brothers and sisters

I'll make sure to repent after my wedding day.

You know, I know and the Lord knows that this will never happen. Everyone in Sweedeland is content to live with their sambos in sin without the slightest thought of actually uniting under God.

[Matilda]

Re: Greetings brothers and sisters

Oh sorry, no it was not intentional. I have not had an English lesson in 11 years so I am a bit rusty. Pagan goods...

[Dr. Isaiah Jones]

Re: Greetings brothers and sisters

Oh sorry, no it was not intentional. I have not had an English lesson in 11 years so I am a bit rusty. Pagan goods...

Then I guess it's time to start practicing again.

[Matilda]

Re: Greetings brothers and sisters

Cheating? No I'm unmarried, thus an adulterer for living with my Sambo (common law partner) "in a mariage-like relationship".

[Two-Dollar Bill]

Re: Greetings brothers and sisters

That is not the definition of "sambo" and you know it. Don't lie to these good people, I'm familiar with the tongue of the devil that you folk use here in the north.

[Matilda]

Re: Greetings brothers and sisters

You know, I know and the Lord knows that this will never happen. Everyone in Sweedeland is content to live with their sambos in sin without the slightest thought of actually uniting under God.

No, that is the definition in the 1 § of Sambolagen.

[Two-Dollar Bill]

Re: Greetings brothers and sisters

Bringing up "the sambo lay" will not help you in the slightest. If anything it only incriminates you and your perverse deeds even more. Enjoy hell, at least it will be warmer than where you are now.