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  • Beyondthesmegma
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    • Apr 2011
    • 83

    #1

    Hello

    Hi,
    My name is Louis. I don't attend church. I am interested in learning about your religion because I am thinking about converting to Christianity. I have not read the entire Bible yet, but I am getting close to finishing. I was also wondering if members of this could tell me about The Book Of Revelation because I find the most . . . enigmatic of those in the Bible. Thank you.

    P.S.
    My favorite book is Mark.
  • Dr. Isaiah Jones
    Christ's Antiquarius
    True Christian™ Creation Scientist
    True Christian™
    • Mar 2011
    • 736

    #2
    Re: Hello

    Hello and welcome to our friendly forum.

    Originally posted by Beyondtheomega View Post
    I was also wondering if members of this could tell me about The Book Of Revelation because I find the most . . . enigmatic of those in the Bible.
    If you have actually read it it goes without saying that the Book of Revelation describes the apocalypse and the second coming of Jesus Christ. It also describes how Jesus is going to bring all the sinners of this world to justice, have them executed and cast down into the deepest pits of hell.
    Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
    I hope this answers your question.
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    • Beyondthesmegma
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      • Apr 2011
      • 83

      #3
      Re: Hello

      Originally posted by Dr. Isaiah Jones View Post
      Hello and welcome to our friendly forum.


      If you have actually read it it goes without saying that the Book of Revelation describes the apocalypse and the second coming of Jesus Christ. It also describes how Jesus is going to bring all the sinners of this world to justice, have them executed and cast down into the deepest pits of hell.
      Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
      I hope this answers your question.
      I haven't begun reading Revelation, but one of my friends (he's a baptist) told me it was about Jesus Christ. Thank you.

      I was also wondering, why does God always have to give his message to humanity through prophets and Jesus?

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      • Beyondthesmegma
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        • Apr 2011
        • 83

        #4
        Re: Hello

        Originally posted by Beyondtheomega View Post
        I haven't begun reading Revelation, but one of my friends (he's a baptist) told me it was about Jesus Christ.
        I'm sorry, I meant to add apocalypse.

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        • James Hutchins
          True Christian™
          Just a Regular Nice Guy
           
          • Jun 2009
          • 29457

          #5
          Re: Hello

          Son, are you looking for the short simple easy to read version of the Bible?
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          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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          • Zechariah Smyth
            Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
            True Christian™
            • Feb 2011
            • 15251

            #6
            Re: Hello

            Originally posted by Beyondtheomega View Post
            I haven't begun reading Revelation, but one of my friends (he's a baptist) told me it was about Jesus Christ. Thank you.

            I was also wondering, why does God always have to give his message to humanity through prophets and Jesus?
            Well, as far as Jesus goes, He is God.

            (John 10:30) "I and my Father are one."

            As far as the prophets:

            (Amos 3:7) "Surely the Lord GOD will do nothing, but he revealeth his secret unto his servants the prophets."

            I hope you aren't one of those who thinks that God has to show Himself personally to you before you join Him.



            Yours in Christ,

            Z. Smyth
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            • Beyondthesmegma
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              • Apr 2011
              • 83

              #7
              Re: Hello

              Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
              Son, are you looking for the short simple easy to read version of the Bible?
              No thanks, I'm Romans.

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              • Beyondthesmegma
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                • Apr 2011
                • 83

                #8
                Re: Hello

                Originally posted by Beyondtheomega View Post
                No thanks, I'm currently on Romans.
                Excuse my grammar.

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                • Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson
                  Pastor of Praise and Worship
                  A True Christian™ Straight Shooter
                  True Christian™
                  • Jul 2009
                  • 3890

                  #9
                  Re: Hello

                  Originally posted by Beyondtheomega View Post
                  Hi,
                  My name is Louis. I don't attend church. I am interested in learning about your religion because I am thinking about converting to Christianity. I have not read the entire Bible yet, but I am getting close to finishing. I was also wondering if members of this could tell me about The Book Of Revelation because I find the most . . . enigmatic of those in the Bible. Thank you.

                  P.S.
                  My favorite book is Mark.
                  The Revelation is basically a story about how when Jesus is going to return and spread a bunch of plagues and then He is going to ride a horse with a sword that sticks from His holy mouth and then He is going to proceed to kill so many people that the birds are going to be called for a special meal of human and horse flesh.
                  Praise and worship with Pastor Will. Services at 9 a.m., 11 a.m. and 6 p.m.


                  Contact me. pastorwillsampson at gmail.com

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                  • Beyondthesmegma
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    • Apr 2011
                    • 83

                    #10
                    Re: Hello

                    Originally posted by Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson View Post
                    The Revelation is basically a story about how when Jesus is going to return and spread a bunch of plagues and then He is going to ride a horse with a sword that sticks from His holy mouth and then He is going to proceed to kill so many people that the birds are going to be called for a special meal of human and horse flesh.
                    Thank you. That was the best run on sentence I have ever seen.

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                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 78556

                      #11
                      Re: Hello

                      Originally posted by Beyondtheomega View Post
                      Hi,
                      My name is Louis. I don't attend church. I am interested in learning about your religion because I am thinking about converting to Christianity. I have not read the entire Bible yet, but I am getting close to finishing. I was also wondering if members of this could tell me about The Book Of Revelation because I find the most . . . enigmatic of those in the Bible. Thank you.

                      P.S.
                      My favorite book is Mark.
                      Hey kid, no one "thinks about converting to Christianity." Either you get down on your knees and beg Jesus to take over your life, or you continue to serve satan. Judging from your godmocking name, you're choosing satan.

                      If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

                      If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

                      You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

                      Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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