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  • Idle_Hands
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    • Apr 2011
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    #1

    Definition of a theory

    I have heard a lot of people attack scientific theories with the phrase - "It's just a theory"

    In the scientific sense, a theory is a statement or device based on empirical (that is, observed and observable evidence) evidence that can accurately predict the outcome of an event, and includes all available pieces of evidence without exclusion.

    It seems to me what most people think when they hear "The Theory of Gravity" is the word theory in the colloquial sense; that is a guess or sheer speculation.

    What do you think when people use the word "Theory"
  • Billy Bob Jenkins
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    • May 2010
    • 8337

    #2
    Re: Definition of a theory

    Originally posted by Idle_Hands View Post
    I have heard a lot of people attack scientific theories with the phrase - "It's just a theory"

    In the scientific sense, a theory is a statement or device based on empirical (that is, observed and observable evidence) evidence that can accurately predict the outcome of an event, and includes all available pieces of evidence without exclusion.

    It seems to me what most people think when they hear "The Theory of Gravity" is the word theory in the colloquial sense; that is a guess or sheer speculation.

    What do you think when people use the word "Theory"
    I have a theory that you are going to Hell.
    The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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    • John Creeser
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      • Aug 2009
      • 7248

      #3
      Re: Definition of a theory

      Hmm maybe you missed that this is the introduction thread. You know, where you introduce yourself.

      Tell us watch church you attend, and your favorite Bible verse for starts?
      -Every young man's battle - PORN AND MASTURBATION![/SIZE]
      -DISOWN your ATHEIST children - just like this good mother did!!

      -FINALLY!! Some rights for the rapists!!
      -There is no such thing as animal abuse!!
      -Pregnancy through RAPE is a GIFT from God
      -Keep the Fags out of the Boy Scouts!!
      -WIVES!! Stay in your abusive relationship!

      STOP, DROP & ROLL DOESN'T WORK IN HELL!!!!


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      • A Follower
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        • Jan 2010
        • 872

        #4
        Re: Definition of a theory

        Originally posted by Idle_Hands View Post
        I have heard a lot of people attack scientific theories with the phrase - "It's just a theory"

        In the scientific sense, a theory is a statement or device based on empirical (that is, observed and observable evidence) evidence that can accurately predict the outcome of an event, and includes all available pieces of evidence without exclusion.

        It seems to me what most people think when they hear "The Theory of Gravity" is the word theory in the colloquial sense; that is a guess or sheer speculation.

        What do you think when people use the word "Theory"
        You are quite wrong. A theory is a scientific proposal that is only considered valid until evidence against it has been shown and approved in their journals. The whole idea of scientific research, theories and everything related to that is that it is not just fallible, but flat out wrong, it is simply accepted as true until someone bothers to show how ridiculous it is.

        Take for example the "theory of gravity" you mentioned, when Newton first thought up gravity he made a number of claims, provided a bunch of formulas, and for hundreds of years scientists accepted them to be true, even today children are indoctrinated at public schools with these formulas, even though Newton's theory has been proven to be wrong, it does not accurately predict the motion of all planets, it does not work on quantum scale, etc, so Einstein thought up a replacement theory, but we already know that that theory is wrong as well, because it doesn't match with the colors of the stars (or the expansion of the universe as scientists claim). I am sure there will be another theory of gravity in the future, and I am sure that will be disproven in due time as well, only when the theory of gravity matches exactly with what the Bible tells us about things falling will it finally be a fact. Until such a time it is no more than a theory that has no credibility amongst truth seekers.
        Leviticus 26:15-16
        And if ye shall despise my statutes, or if your soul abhor my judgments, so that ye will not do all my commandments, but that ye break my covenant: I also will do this unto you; I will even appoint over you terror, consumption, and the burning ague, that shall consume the eyes, and cause sorrow of heart: and ye shall sow your seed in vain, for your enemies shall eat it.

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        • Dr. Isaiah Jones
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          • Mar 2011
          • 736

          #5
          Re: Definition of a theory

          Originally posted by Idle_Hands View Post
          I have heard a lot of people attack scientific theories with the phrase - "It's just a theory"

          In the scientific sense, a theory is a statement or device based on empirical (that is, observed and observable evidence) evidence that can accurately predict the outcome of an event, and includes all available pieces of evidence without exclusion.

          It seems to me what most people think when they hear "The Theory of Gravity" is the word theory in the colloquial sense; that is a guess or sheer speculation.

          What do you think when people use the word "Theory"
          A theory is just that. A THEORY!

          The Bible, on the other hand, is A FACT!
          How "My Little Pony" Turns Men Gay Through Subliminal Mind Control
          The Tyrannosaurus Rex: A Creationist Perspective
          How Newton's Laws PROVE God's Existence
          God HATES Carbon Dating

          2nd Timothy 6:20-21 O Timothy, keep that which is committed to thy trust, avoiding profane and vain babblings, and oppositions of science falsely so called: Which some professing have erred concerning the faith. Grace be with thee. Amen.

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          • Brother Temperance
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            • Sep 2006
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            #6
            Re: Definition of a theory

            Originally posted by Idle_Hands View Post
            I have heard a lot of people attack scientific theories with the phrase - "It's just a theory"

            In the scientific sense, a theory is a statement or device based on empirical (that is, observed and observable evidence) evidence that can accurately predict the outcome of an event, and includes all available pieces of evidence without exclusion.
            Empirical evidence is a load of old hooey. If "empirical evidence" is so great, how come there's no evidence for God existing? Clearly it didn't have a very important role in His plan for creation, so He never bothered making any.
            O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



            God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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            • Idle_Hands
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              • Apr 2011
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              #7
              Re: Definition of a theory

              I'm feeling somewhat satirical after reading this thread...

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              • Zechariah Smyth
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                • Feb 2011
                • 15251

                #8
                Re: Definition of a theory

                Originally posted by Idle_Hands View Post
                I'm feeling somewhat satirical after reading this thread...
                Sounds like you don't know the definition of "satirical" friend.

                Are you sure you didn't mean "nonsensical" ?

                Yours in Christ,

                Z. Smyth
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                • Jo Freddie
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                  • Apr 2009
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                  #9
                  Re: Definition of a theory

                  Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
                  Sounds like you don't know the definition of "satirical" friend.

                  Are you sure you didn't mean "nonsensical" ?

                  Yours in Christ,

                  Z. Smyth
                  Not very nice of you to call Bon Tempi, Dr Jones, Follower, Creesy and Billy Blob's ramblings "nonsensical", true but still not nice to point it out
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                  • Zechariah Smyth
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                    • Feb 2011
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                    #10
                    Re: Definition of a theory

                    Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                    Not very nice of you to call Bon Tempi, Dr Jones, Follower, Creesy and Billy Blob's ramblings "nonsensical", true but still not nice to point it out
                    Originally posted by Idle_Hands View Post
                    I'm feeling somewhat satirical after reading this thread...
                    Seems semolina doesn't improve your reading comprehension, Pasta Boy!



                    Yours in Christ,

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                    • Little Donkey
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                      • Oct 2010
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                      #11
                      Re: Definition of a theory

                      As Mr. Follower has intimated, these Theories are all bound for failure sooner or later by their very definition (must be falsifiable) in Science. So anyone interested in finding the Truth CANNOT DO WORSE than waste the best part of their life following Scientific Theory proponents. Those guys are even proud of their failures, in many cases - I'm sick of listening to a bunch of losers with facial hair tell me how wrong they are, and yet also how wrong I am!?! How pathetic

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                      • James Hutchins
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                        • Jun 2009
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                        #12
                        Re: Definition of a theory

                        Fact: God Created the Heavens and the Earth
                        Fact: God created man, woman (OK a sort of mistake) and animals to eat
                        Fact: God had the Bible written so His people would know what to do

                        Not a theory in any of it.

                        These philosophy 101 people typically show up a few weeks into class when they think they are finally clever. It works on drunken sorority sluts but not on a True Christian(tm).
                        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                        • Jo Freddie
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                          #13
                          Re: Definition of a theory

                          Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                          Fact: God Created the Heavens and the Earth
                          True 5,000 years ago
                          Fact: God created man, woman (OK a sort of mistake) and animals to eat
                          First God created A Mountain, a Midget and a Tree, men and women (A bloody good idea, or do you have a longing for a world with only male company?)
                          Fact: God had the Bible written so His people would know what to do
                          False Men wrote the Bible and made up a god in their own image. (God did try to give them a few pointers but they missed most of them)
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                          • Zechariah Smyth
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                            • Feb 2011
                            • 15251

                            #14
                            Re: Definition of a theory

                            Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                            True 5,000 years ago
                            First God created A Mountain, a Midget and a Tree, men and women (A bloody good idea, or do you have a longing for a world with only male company?)
                            False Men wrote the Bible and made up a god in their own image. (God did try to give them a few pointers but they missed most of them)
                            Your midget fetish is absolutely repulsive.



                            Yours in Christ,

                            Z. Smyth
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