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That's just a little joke to get your attention. Last week I dumped my boyfriend Denny because his stomach problems were too much. I'll tell you, when Denny came in the room, you knew it.
I'm done with him now, though, even though he liked to go to mid week service with me, which is one of my favorite things to do. We'd go to Timberline Church and watch the praise videos and drink the coffee they sell there (it's like Starbucks but cheaper), and then get a Wendys hamburger on the way home. It was nice.
But Denny did always smell bad, and he needed to loose weight -- like 80 pounds! or more -- and he didn't like to smooch, which I never understood, so here I am.
I'm Teabagging Mom from Loveland, Colorado. I have two children Toby and Crystal. Toby's a REAL SCRAPPER! He's gotten hisself kicked out of two daycares for punching sissies. He goes up to them and let's them have it to the back of the head or a kick in the butt. It's real cute, BUT the Daycares then say terrible things about Toby and won't let him go there anymore. I've cried a lot over it, because it's the SISSY's fault, not my Toby. How come they don't kick the SISSY out of Daycare, that's what I think. And when it happens, the Daycare calls me at work and wants me to come in and talk with them, for some reason. I'm like, "Hey, get the sissy out of your Daycare, and there'd be no problems." Well, I've said enough about that. Toby now goes to a really nice Christian daycare called Noah's Ark, except I had a voicemail from them on Friday about Toby pulling his pants down again, and waving his pee pee around like he does, so I don't know how it's all going to work out.
Then there's my Crystal. She's a little older than Toby and in the eighth grade. She's a really pretty girl with straight brown hair. She's 5' 2" and weighs about 89 pounds right now. Awful cute. She went down to the mall with her friend, and her friend signed a piece of paper so Crystal could get one of those tongue piercings. I was so SURPRISED! But I guess the boys really like it, because they're always coming around. You know how that is. Crystal does have one boy she sees more than the others. He's Boots, and I guess he's about 18 or 19 now, looking for a job. Last week he came over drunk, and it was awful, so I won't talk anymore about it.
About myself, I've been Biblically divorced for four years now. I grew up on Long Island, but like I said, I now call Loveland my home. I work assembly, which is OK. I own my guns, of course, and like to target practice out by the interstate. My Church is Timberline. And what else? Well, I guess if you have any questions, you can just ask.
I'm done with him now, though, even though he liked to go to mid week service with me, which is one of my favorite things to do. We'd go to Timberline Church and watch the praise videos and drink the coffee they sell there (it's like Starbucks but cheaper), and then get a Wendys hamburger on the way home. It was nice.
But Denny did always smell bad, and he needed to loose weight -- like 80 pounds! or more -- and he didn't like to smooch, which I never understood, so here I am.
I'm Teabagging Mom from Loveland, Colorado. I have two children Toby and Crystal. Toby's a REAL SCRAPPER! He's gotten hisself kicked out of two daycares for punching sissies. He goes up to them and let's them have it to the back of the head or a kick in the butt. It's real cute, BUT the Daycares then say terrible things about Toby and won't let him go there anymore. I've cried a lot over it, because it's the SISSY's fault, not my Toby. How come they don't kick the SISSY out of Daycare, that's what I think. And when it happens, the Daycare calls me at work and wants me to come in and talk with them, for some reason. I'm like, "Hey, get the sissy out of your Daycare, and there'd be no problems." Well, I've said enough about that. Toby now goes to a really nice Christian daycare called Noah's Ark, except I had a voicemail from them on Friday about Toby pulling his pants down again, and waving his pee pee around like he does, so I don't know how it's all going to work out.
Then there's my Crystal. She's a little older than Toby and in the eighth grade. She's a really pretty girl with straight brown hair. She's 5' 2" and weighs about 89 pounds right now. Awful cute. She went down to the mall with her friend, and her friend signed a piece of paper so Crystal could get one of those tongue piercings. I was so SURPRISED! But I guess the boys really like it, because they're always coming around. You know how that is. Crystal does have one boy she sees more than the others. He's Boots, and I guess he's about 18 or 19 now, looking for a job. Last week he came over drunk, and it was awful, so I won't talk anymore about it.
About myself, I've been Biblically divorced for four years now. I grew up on Long Island, but like I said, I now call Loveland my home. I work assembly, which is OK. I own my guns, of course, and like to target practice out by the interstate. My Church is Timberline. And what else? Well, I guess if you have any questions, you can just ask.
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