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  • Beyondthesmegma
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    • Apr 2011
    • 83

    #1

    I challenge Wash O'Hanley to a debate.

    I love debating. I was on the debate team at my high school. This is just for fun. I hope the topic can be political and that this is in an organized and polite fashion.
  • Born Again Bob
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 2318

    #2
    Re: I challenge Wash O'Hanley to a debate.

    Dear Friend,

    Resolved: Everyone hates you.

    Yours in Him,
    Bab
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    • Lycia The Repentant
      Ex-prostitute on her knees for the Lord
      Now that she's Saved©, Priceless
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2010
      • 2019

      #3
      Re: I challenge Wash O'Hanley to a debate.

      You need to learn how to crawl before trying to run, buddy.

      Now how about we talk about your eternal Salvation. Is there anything you'd like to discuss about True Christianity(tm)? Any scripture you have questions about? What can we do to open your heart to the Holy Spirit today?
      "Whether of them twain did the will of his father? They say unto him, The first. Jesus saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That the publicans and the harlots go into the kingdom of God before you. For John came unto you in the way of righteousness, and ye believed him not: but the publicans and the harlots believed him: and ye, when ye had seen it, repented not afterward, that ye might believe him." Matthew 21:31-32

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      • Beyondthesmegma
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        • Apr 2011
        • 83

        #4
        Re: I challenge Wash O'Hanley to a debate.

        Originally posted by Lycia The Repentant View Post
        You need to learn how to crawl before trying to run, buddy.

        Now how about we talk about your eternal Salvation. Is there anything you'd like to discuss about True Christianity™? Any scripture you have questions about? What can we do to open your heart to the Holy Spirit today?
        You were a prostitute. Guess what, you're going to hell. I'm asking Wash to keep the topic strictly political since we see EYE TO EYE religiously.

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        • Lycia The Repentant
          Ex-prostitute on her knees for the Lord
          Now that she's Saved©, Priceless
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2010
          • 2019

          #5
          Re: I challenge Wash O'Hanley to a debate.

          Originally posted by Beyondtheomega View Post
          You were a prostitute. Guess what, you're going to hell. I'm asking Wash to keep the topic strictly political since we see EYE TO EYE religiously.
          If you saw eye to eye religiously with Wash O'Hanley (or any other True Christian(tm), for that matter), you would know that ex-prostitutes are not barred from Heaven. The only unforgivable sin is blaspheming the Holy Ghost.

          "Wherefore I say unto you, All manner of sin and blasphemy shall be forgiven unto men: but the blasphemy against the Holy Ghost shall not be forgiven unto men."
          Matthew 12:31

          In fact, Jesus specifically says that the repentant harlots and the publicans will go into Heaven before the priests and elders who refused to accept Jesus's divinity.

          "Whether of them twain did the will of his father? They say unto him, The first. Jesus saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That the publicans and the harlots go into the kingdom of God before you. For John came unto you in the way of righteousness, and ye believed him not: but the publicans and the harlots believed him: and ye, when ye had seen it, repented not afterward, that ye might believe him."
          Matthew 21:31-32

          Tell me, why are you here? I'm getting the feeling it's just to persecute us. I'll remind you that we're blessed because of that.

          "Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven. Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake. Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you."
          Matthew 5:10-12
          "Whether of them twain did the will of his father? They say unto him, The first. Jesus saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That the publicans and the harlots go into the kingdom of God before you. For John came unto you in the way of righteousness, and ye believed him not: but the publicans and the harlots believed him: and ye, when ye had seen it, repented not afterward, that ye might believe him." Matthew 21:31-32

          An Important Reminder for all unSaved© Ladies
          Protect Yourself! Important Information about Demons
          My five Six Step Guide to Stopping Your Miserable Harlotry!
          Do you hate fornication? Join the Junior Anti-Sex League and help stop it today!
          An Open Question to All false christians.

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          • Zechariah Smyth
            Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
            True Christian™
            • Feb 2011
            • 15251

            #6
            Re: I challenge Wash O'Hanley to a debate.

            Originally posted by Beyondtheomega View Post
            You were a prostitute. Guess what, you're going to hell. I'm asking Wash to keep the topic strictly political since we see EYE TO EYE religiously.
            You'd better watch your mouth, boy. Sister Lycia is a True Christian and you will give her all the respect that involves or you will be thrown out on your heathen hindquarters.



            And you are lying when you say that you and Brother Wash see eye to eye religiously. From your intro thread:

            "My name is Louis. I don't attend church. I am interested in learning about your religion because I am thinking about converting to Christianity. I have not read the entire Bible yet, but I am getting close to finishing."

            Z. Smyth
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            • Billy Bob Jenkins
              Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
              About as Straight and Manly as you can get
              Hates anal sex. And trees.
              True Christian™
              • May 2010
              • 8337

              #7
              Re: I challenge Wash O'Hanley to a debate.

              Originally posted by Beyondtheomega View Post
              You were a prostitute. Guess what, you're going to hell. I'm asking Wash to keep the topic strictly political since we see EYE TO EYE religiously.
              If you saw eye to eye with Wash O'Hanley on the subject of religion, you would also know that the Republican platform is the most direct route to implementing True Christian(tm) theocracy in the United States. In short, our politics are derived from our religion. You cannot have one without the other, unless you are a sissy, namby pamby, false Christian, or a RINO. In your case, I'm betting you are a sissy namby pamby liberal false Christian who worships homosexuals and hates the white race. Am I right?
              The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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              • James Hutchins
                True Christian™
                Just a Regular Nice Guy
                 
                • Jun 2009
                • 29453

                #8
                Re: I challenge Wash O'Hanley to a debate.

                First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

                Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

                Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome.

                I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
                Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                • Beyondthesmegma
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  • Apr 2011
                  • 83

                  #9
                  Re: I challenge Wash O'Hanley to a debate.

                  Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
                  You'd better watch your mouth, boy. Sister Lycia is a True Christian and you will give her all the respect that involves or you will be thrown out on your heathen hindquarters.



                  And you are lying when you say that you and Brother Wash see eye to eye religiously. From your intro thread:

                  "My name is Louis. I don't attend church. I am interested in learning about your religion because I am thinking about converting to Christianity. I have not read the entire Bible yet, but I am getting close to finishing."

                  Z. Smyth
                  Zechariah,
                  You are a true christian, right? Do you claim responsibility for the hatred you have instilled on other people instead of embracing them with open arms like a true christian should. Do you understand the contradictions in scriptures in the Bible? How do you explain the problem of evil? Why is God so afraid, so enigmatic? If he is all powerful, don't you think he would do a better job of revealing himself? Such a God would do a much better job of gathering believers. Hell too. Eternal damnation for actions committed in a finite existence contradicts God's omnibenevolence and omnipresence.

                  Answer this, if you can: Could God, since he is all powerful, create a being more powerful than himself?

                  Answer this, if you can: The argument from free will contests the existence of an omniscient god who has free will — or has allotted the same freedom to his creations — by arguing that the two properties are contradictory. According to the argument, if God already knows the future, then humanity is destined to corroborate with his knowledge of the future and not have true free will to deviate from it. Therefore our free will contradicts an omniscient god. Another argument attacks the existence of an omniscient god who has free will directly in arguing that the will of God himself would be bound to follow whatever God foreknows himself doing throughout eternity. Is this not true?

                  Answer this: What created God. Something cannot create itself.

                  I am disappointed. God hasn't helped you passionate believers. Every time you pray for something, do you see visible help from Him?

                  Sometimes I wonder how you can be so passionate about something as enigmatic and cowardly as God. How can you?

                  I believe in the right to freedom of religion, but I will fight you when you violate mine.

                  I never forgive. I never forget. Prepare yourself.

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                  • Nobar King
                    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                    Christ's Guardian
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2007
                    • 23748

                    #10
                    Re: I challenge Wash O'Hanley to a debate.

                    Originally posted by Beyondtheomega View Post
                    Answer this: What created God. Something cannot create itself.
                    I don't know the answers to all of the paradoxes that you have mentioned, but I'm pretty sure that Stephen Hawking is a more reliable source than you are: Hawking Says Universe Created Itself.

                    This doesn't make it true, but it does contradict your statement.

                    The answer is that God created the universe. God has always existed; He doesn't need some mama-god to make him.

                    BTW, I have a question for you: Do you think you could be a little more responsible with your question marks? In the United States we use them to indicate that a sentence is now a question.
                    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                    • Beyondthesmegma
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      • Apr 2011
                      • 83

                      #11
                      Re: I challenge Wash O'Hanley to a debate.

                      Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                      I don't know the answers to all of the paradoxes that you have mentioned, but I'm pretty sure that Stephen Hawking is a more reliable source than you are: Hawking Says Universe Created Itself.

                      This doesn't make it true, but it does contradict your statement.

                      The answer is that God created the universe. God has always existed; He doesn't need some mama-god to make him.

                      BTW, I have a question for you: Do you think you could be a little more responsible with your question marks? In the United States we use them to indicate that a sentence is now a question.
                      I lost interest at BTW because of your lack of intellect. If Wash O'Hanley won't debate, then he is either a coward or a really busy man.

                      It is interesting. You liken God to a dream. Perceiving and creating at the same time, but you True Christians (TM) are so against dreams. Explain your own contradictions.

                      I am assuming direct control.

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                      • WinnerNotSinner
                        Friendliest Fellow in all of Freehold
                        True Christian™
                        • Jun 2010
                        • 951

                        #12
                        Re: I challenge Wash O'Hanley to a debate.

                        Originally posted by Beyondtheomega View Post
                        Zechariah,
                        You are a true christian, right? Do you claim responsibility for the hatred you have instilled on other people instead of embracing them with open arms like a true christian should.
                        Originally posted by Beyondtheomega View Post
                        I lost interest at BTW because of your lack of intellect.
                        That's funny, I lost interest at the first line of your post! You don't know anything about what makes a good Christian™, but that hasn't stopped you pretending you do.

                        Should we embrace unrepentant sinners with open arms? The answers NO.
                        6
                        A woman came up to me the other day, 12/6/2016 and said:
                        "But Mr. Winner, if GOD loves everyone then why is there so much suffering in the world?"

                        Because GOD doesn't love everyone. Too many people have this absurd idea in their heads that GOD is all loving.
                        If he was all loving, then murderers, thieves and homosexuals would be waiting for you in Heaven.

                        GOD doesn't open his gate to just anyone. Being a True Christian™ is like a Queue Jump ticket at Disney, we are guaranteed a ride with JESUS.

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                        • Alphonse Alban
                          Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
                           
                          • Feb 2011
                          • 5724

                          #13
                          Re: I challenge Wash O'Hanley to a debate.

                          Originally posted by Beyondtheomega View Post
                          I lost interest at BTW because of your lack of intellect.
                          I am sorry, but I don't understand this nigra-talk. What is BTW?

                          Anyway, you may have lost interest on BTW, but you are very interested about forums and that is nice to see. You have spend now hours here and you are still going through different threads. Good for you, you will learn lot here.

                          On lack of intelligence. Sure, if it makes you feel better. Trying to put others down is usual defense when you have nothing else to say. You could next blame us for stealing your lunch money. That is usually very effective too.

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                          • Beyondthesmegma
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            • Apr 2011
                            • 83

                            #14
                            Re: I challenge Wash O'Hanley to a debate.

                            Originally posted by WinnerNotSinner View Post
                            That's funny, I lost interest at the first line of your post! You don't know anything about what makes a good Christian™, but that hasn't stopped you pretending you do.

                            Should we embrace unrepentant sinners with open arms? The answers NO.
                            If you had lost interest at the first line of my post, you would've stopped reading. But a misguided zealot such as yourself would defend his religion to his final breath. I admire your perseverance despite its uselessness.

                            1) It's True Christian (TM), not good christian. Even you should know that.
                            2) Your church has been hostile (in terms of your words) to almost every form of life out there. You constantly are creating a shield around yourselves to repel others ideas yet you question why they have not joined your cause. Perhaps it is your hostile appearance. Your intolerance. Your views that you are supreme and that all other life is below your stature. I cannot believe that you haven't understood why there are so many people who hate you. It is because of your overly defensive state. You attack others and then you ponder why they hate you.

                            Maybe if you embraced them, they would repent.

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                            • WinnerNotSinner
                              Friendliest Fellow in all of Freehold
                              True Christian™
                              • Jun 2010
                              • 951

                              #15
                              Re: I challenge Wash O'Hanley to a debate.

                              Originally posted by Beyondtheomega View Post
                              1) It's True Christian ™, not good christian. Even you should know that.
                              Yes, you obviously know more about Christianity than I do.

                              True Christian™, good Christian, Bible following Christian, or just simply "Christian"; they all mean the same thing in my eyes. Anyone who doesn't follow the whole Bible is NOT a Christian.
                              Matthew 4:4 Man shall not live by bread alone, but by every word that proceedeth out of the mouth of God
                              James 2:10 For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.


                              Originally posted by Beyondtheomega View Post
                              2) Your church has been hostile (in terms of your words) to almost every form of life out there. You constantly are creating a shield around yourselves to repel others ideas yet you question why they have not joined your cause. Perhaps it is your hostile appearance. Your intolerance. Your views that you are supreme and that all other life is below your stature. I cannot believe that you haven't understood why there are so many people who hate you. It is because of your overly defensive state. You attack others and then you ponder why they hate you.
                              Maybe if you embraced them, they would repent.
                              Do you think by embracing sinners and accepting them as they are is a good way to make them change their ways? We don't attack people, we simply try and save them from condemning themselves to Hell. We try and break the hold Satan has over them. We try to drive the devil out of their heart through their rectum. We try to fill them with the Holy Spirit, so that one day, just maybe, they will give their life over to Jesus and they can be Saved© like us. It matters not to us whether people hate us, GOD is always one step ahead.

                              1 John 3
                              13Marvel not, my brethren, if the world hate you.
                              14We know that we have passed from death unto life, because we love the brethren. He that loveth not his brother abideth in death.
                              6
                              A woman came up to me the other day, 12/6/2016 and said:
                              "But Mr. Winner, if GOD loves everyone then why is there so much suffering in the world?"

                              Because GOD doesn't love everyone. Too many people have this absurd idea in their heads that GOD is all loving.
                              If he was all loving, then murderers, thieves and homosexuals would be waiting for you in Heaven.

                              GOD doesn't open his gate to just anyone. Being a True Christian™ is like a Queue Jump ticket at Disney, we are guaranteed a ride with JESUS.

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