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  • Mock The Cross
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    • Apr 2011
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    #1

    Hello!

    Hey guys! I am new to the forum and have recently gotten into Christianity and it's practices (I stopped masturbating yesterday, yay). I am also like halfway through the bible lol. Anyways whats up
  • PetitionLady
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    • Nov 2010
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    #2
    Re: Hello!

    Originally posted by Mock The Cross View Post
    Hey guys! I am new to the forum and have recently gotten into Christianity and it's practices (I stopped masturbating yesterday, yay). I am also like halfway through the bible lol. Anyways whats up
    Your name is trash.
    But whosoever shall deny me before men,
    him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven.
    ~Matt. 10:33

    ~~~~~~~
    Theme song in hell: "I Did it My Way"

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    • Mock The Cross
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      #3
      Re: Hello!

      I don't understand why. It is the name of an album by one of my favorite artists, Deicide, who talk about jesus and God a lot. I think it isn't supposed to mean what u think it means which is it say i think you think its bad against religion or something it is not trust me i listen to them a lot

      here is glen benton of deicide i would go gay for him if christianity didnt fobid it:

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      • Percival B. Perkins
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        • Apr 2011
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        #4
        Re: Hello!

        here is glen benton of deicide i would go gay for him if christianity didnt fobid it:

        No, that's Knob Zombie
        Exodus 22:18 Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live. Leviticus 20:27 A man also or woman that hath a familiar spirit, or that is a wizard, shall surely be put to death: they shall stone them with stones: their blood [shall be] upon them. Leviticus 26:30 And I will destroy your high places, and cut down your images, and cast your carcases upon the carcases of your idols, and my soul shall abhor you. -Help God Protect, Burn a Witch Today-

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        • Alphonse Alban
          Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
           
          • Feb 2011
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          #5
          Re: Hello!

          Yeah, sure. We are absolutely shocked and furious. Name like that and then you even like some pop group. Wicked.

          That picture. It is so funny when middle aged men pose trying to look cool for some pop-star magazine.

          This is what evil and scary really looks like.




          Yours in Christ,

          Alphonse

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          • James Hutchins
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            Just a Regular Nice Guy
             
            • Jun 2009
            • 29453

            #6
            Re: Hello!

            The OP has me very upset. You will not like me when I am upset.
            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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            • Mock The Cross
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              #7
              Re: Hello!

              Wait, Deicide is pop? lol have you ever listened to music or does Christianity forbid you from doing that too?

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              • Alphonse Alban
                Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
                 
                • Feb 2011
                • 5724

                #8
                Re: Hello!

                Originally posted by Mock The Cross View Post
                Deicide is pop?
                I know what Deicide is. It is one of pop groups who attracts mostly men dressed like Rod Halford (and we all know why he is so hell bend for leather) to their gigs to check out other leather daddies.

                Sure, there may be 3 lesbians for every 100 man. Luckily they are so crap, that they have not gain any real attention. Deicide can only dream to be as satanic as Michael Jackson was.

                All in all, Deicide is very, very gay pop music. You will go to hell for being such a gaysexual.


                Leviticus 18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

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                • Shaddow
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                  • Apr 2011
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                  #9
                  Re: Hello!

                  Originally posted by Mock The Cross View Post
                  Wait, Deicide is pop? lol have you ever listened to music or does Christianity forbid you from doing that too?
                  Sorry to say this mate, but Christianity forbids everything that is fun. Good music, sex, individuality, having a brain... the list goes on and on.

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                  • PetitionLady
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                    • Nov 2010
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                    #10
                    Re: Hello!

                    Originally posted by Shaddow View Post
                    Sorry to say this mate, but Christianity forbids everything that is fun. ... the list goes on and on.
                    Fun? Is there no greater joy and fun than Heaven? No.

                    I leave you this in Jesus' name:

                    He that believeth on the Son hath everlasting life: and he that believeth not the Son shall not see life; but the wrath of God abideth on him. John 3:36


                    But whosoever shall deny me before men,
                    him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven.
                    ~Matt. 10:33

                    ~~~~~~~
                    Theme song in hell: "I Did it My Way"

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                    • Shaddow
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                      • Apr 2011
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                      #11
                      Re: Hello!

                      Originally posted by PetitionLady View Post
                      Fun? Is there no greater joy and fun than Heaven? No.

                      I leave you this in Jesus' name:

                      He that believeth on the Son hath everlasting life: and he that believeth not the Son shall not see life; but the wrath of God abideth on him. John 3:36


                      Everlasting slavery is fun to you? That is strange.
                      I would rather have fun in the life I know 100% for sure we have. I am not going to waste my life in the hopes that there is something better when I die.

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                      • Alphonse Alban
                        Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
                         
                        • Feb 2011
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                        #12
                        Re: Hello!

                        Originally posted by Shaddow View Post
                        I would rather have fun in the life
                        Why would you just rather have fun?

                        As a True Christian™ I have fun in life. I hope that some day you will be able to enjoy your life even nearly as much as I do.

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                        • Shaddow
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                          • Apr 2011
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                          #13
                          Re: Hello!

                          Originally posted by Alphonse Alban View Post
                          Why would you just rather have fun?
                          Because i know 100% that this life is here. No one can guarantee me 100% that there is a heaven. And dont start with the bible, because I do not stake my life on a book.

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                          • Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson
                            Pastor of Praise and Worship
                            A True Christian™ Straight Shooter
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                            • Jul 2009
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                            #14
                            Re: Hello!

                            Originally posted by Shaddow View Post
                            Because i know 100% that this life is here. No one can guarantee me 100% that there is a heaven. And dont start with the bible, because I do not stake my life on a book.
                            What about your immortal soul? Let's take the wager. If I die and I'm wrong nothing happens. If you are wrong and you die, you burn forever and ever in eternal torment.

                            Don't you want to go to Heaven with us?
                            Praise and worship with Pastor Will. Services at 9 a.m., 11 a.m. and 6 p.m.


                            Contact me. pastorwillsampson at gmail.com

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                            • Alphonse Alban
                              Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
                               
                              • Feb 2011
                              • 5724

                              #15
                              Re: Hello!

                              Originally posted by Shaddow View Post
                              Because i know 100% that this life is here. No one can guarantee me 100% that there is a heaven. And dont start with the bible, because I do not stake my life on a book.
                              I did not said anything about bible there. We ARE living our lives to the fullest and having fun serving God. We are very happy. I was just curious why you would only RATHER have fun that just have fun. Why can't you enjoy your life?

                              I really do hope that one day you will be as happy as I am.

                              YiC,

                              Alphonse

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