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  • Shaddow
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    • Apr 2011
    • 31

    #16
    Re: Hello!

    Originally posted by Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson View Post
    What about your immortal soul? Let's take the wager. If I die and I'm wrong nothing happens. If you are wrong and you die, you burn forever and ever in eternal torment.

    Don't you want to go to Heaven with us?
    Uhhh, No

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    • Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson
      Pastor of Praise and Worship
      A True Christian™ Straight Shooter
      True Christian™
      • Jul 2009
      • 3890

      #17
      Re: Hello!

      Originally posted by Shaddow View Post
      Uhhh, No
      Then what are you doing on a Christian forum? You are of your father the devil!

      Shoo, demon!
      Praise and worship with Pastor Will. Services at 9 a.m., 11 a.m. and 6 p.m.


      Contact me. pastorwillsampson at gmail.com

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      • Shaddow
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        • Apr 2011
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        #18
        Re: Hello!

        Originally posted by Alphonse Alban View Post
        I did not said anything about bible there. We ARE living our lives to the fullest and having fun serving God. We are very happy. I was just curious why you would only RATHER have fun that just have fun. Why can't you enjoy your life?

        I really do hope that one day you will be as happy as I am.

        YiC,

        Alphonse
        Lets just say that my idea of fun is very, very different from yours. I for one enjoy sex, and do not want to have sex just to make children. I like heavy metal music and enjoy listening to it.

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        • Alphonse Alban
          Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
           
          • Feb 2011
          • 5724

          #19
          Re: Hello!

          Originally posted by Shaddow View Post
          Lets just say that my idea of fun is very, very different from yours. I for one enjoy sex, and do not want to have sex just to make children. I like heavy metal music and enjoy listening to it.
          Why don't you just go do that then. What's the point stay frowning here, if you clearly don't want anything this forum has to offer.

          There are other pop groups as well besides Deicide and Slipknot and they can have fun without that silly frowning.

          Like this bright young lady here.

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          • Zechariah Smyth
            Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
            True Christian™
            • Feb 2011
            • 15251

            #20
            Re: Hello!

            Originally posted by Alphonse Alban View Post
            Why don't you just go do that then. What's the point stay frowning here, if you clearly don't want anything this forum has to offer.

            There are other pop groups as well besides Deicide and Slipknot and they can have fun without that silly frowning.

            Like this bright young lady here.
            Amen, Brother Alphonse!

            That young lady has more talent in her pinkie finger than all the guys in Gayicide combined.



            Yours in Christ,

            Z. Smyth

            P.S. I'm going to go watch that video again and again!
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            • Manriedar
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
              • Apr 2011
              • 11

              #21
              Re: Hello!

              Watching that video I actually started shivering with disgust, that poor girl

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              • Shaddow
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                • Apr 2011
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                #22
                Re: Hello!

                I am here because I find you all incredibly entertaining.
                Rebecca Black could sing better through her ass. Her voice is mostly synthesized in that song

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                • Zechariah Smyth
                  Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                  True Christian™
                  • Feb 2011
                  • 15251

                  #23
                  Re: Hello!

                  Originally posted by Shaddow View Post
                  I am here because I find you all incredibly entertaining.
                  Rebecca Black could sing better through her ass. Her voice is mostly synthesized in that song
                  Oh, does she sing on key that way? It would be a novel approach for her.



                  YiC,

                  Z. Smyth
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                  • Shaddow
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                    • Apr 2011
                    • 31

                    #24
                    Re: Hello!

                    Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
                    Oh, does she sing on key that way? It would be a novel approach for her.



                    YiC,

                    Z. Smyth
                    She couldnt sing in key if she trained for the rest of her life.

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                    • Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson
                      Pastor of Praise and Worship
                      A True Christian™ Straight Shooter
                      True Christian™
                      • Jul 2009
                      • 3890

                      #25
                      Re: Hello!

                      Originally posted by Shaddow View Post
                      She couldnt sing in key if she trained for the rest of her life.
                      Are we talking about Rebeca Black, still?
                      Praise and worship with Pastor Will. Services at 9 a.m., 11 a.m. and 6 p.m.


                      Contact me. pastorwillsampson at gmail.com

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