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  • Ezekiel 23:19-20
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    • Apr 2011
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    #1

    Hi

    Hey there, my name is Jimmie. I am a member of the Westboro Baptist Church. My favorite Bible verse is Isaiah 45:7 "I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things."

    I found Jesus working on the farm and his light showed me how much I should hate those sand niggers.

    Praise Jesus
  • James Hutchins
    True Christian™
    Just a Regular Nice Guy
     
    • Jun 2009
    • 29453

    #2
    Re: Hi

    If you are a member of Westboro, why aren't you there?
    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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    • Billy Bob Jenkins
      Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
      About as Straight and Manly as you can get
      Hates anal sex. And trees.
      True Christian™
      • May 2010
      • 8337

      #3
      Re: Hi

      Originally posted by Ezekiel 23:19-20 View Post
      Hey there, my name is Jimmie. I am a member of the Westboro Baptist Church. My favorite Bible verse is Isaiah 45:7 "I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things."

      I found Jesus working on the farm and his light showed me how much I should hate those sand niggers.

      Praise Jesus
      Did it ever occur to you that Westboro Baptist is a little too liberal to enter into the narrow gate?
      The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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      • Ezekiel 23:19-20
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        • Apr 2011
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        #4
        Re: Hi

        James-because there websites are always down.

        BillyBob- I don't think we are liberal. We hate fags just as much as you do because God hates fags.

        I thought this was a place for us to discuss our love for Jesus Christ and God.

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        • Billy Bob Jenkins
          Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
          About as Straight and Manly as you can get
          Hates anal sex. And trees.
          True Christian™
          • May 2010
          • 8337

          #5
          Re: Hi

          Originally posted by Ezekiel 23:19-20 View Post
          James-because there websites are always down.

          BillyBob- I don't think we are liberal. We hate fags just as much as you do because God hates fags.

          I thought this was a place for us to discuss our love for Jesus Christ and God.
          By all means, tell us about your relationship with Jesus Christ.
          The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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          • James Hutchins
            True Christian™
            Just a Regular Nice Guy
             
            • Jun 2009
            • 29453

            #6
            Re: Hi

            Originally posted by Ezekiel 23:19-20 View Post
            James-because there websites are always down.

            BillyBob- I don't think we are liberal. We hate fags just as much as you do because God hates fags.

            I thought this was a place for us to discuss our love for Jesus Christ and God.
            Well we do not hate fags. We do not hate anyone. We follow the Bible. So please go back to your racist friends. We do not tolerate hate here.
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            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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            • Ezekiel 23:19-20
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              • Apr 2011
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              #7
              Re: Hi

              But the Bible tells me to hate a man that would lay with another man for he is evil and will go to hell. I'm sorry. I didn't realize this was a place for fluffy bunny Christians. The fags and niggers cant change there ways. Homos can try but its already too late for them. Once you go gay you can never be saved. A tree is a tree and a nigger is a nigger, and both burn. Simple as that. So are you saying you love those ungodly things? because there is only love and hate in the eyes of the Lord Jesus Christ.

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              • Dr. Isaiah Jones
                Christ's Antiquarius
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                True Christian™
                • Mar 2011
                • 736

                #8
                Re: Hi

                Originally posted by Ezekiel 23:19-20 View Post
                But the Bible tells me to hate a man that would lay with another man for he is evil and will go to hell. I'm sorry. I didn't realize this was a place for fluffy bunny Christians. The fags and niggers cant change there ways. Homos can try but its already too late for them. Once you go gay you can never be saved. A tree is a tree and a nigger is a nigger, and both burn. Simple as that. So are you saying you love those ungodly things? because there is only love and hate in the eyes of the Lord Jesus Christ.
                We don't hate homers and we certainly don't hate negroes. God does. There's a big difference, you see.
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                • Ezekiel 23:19-20
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                  #9
                  Re: Hi

                  I see now. You all say you follow the will of God, but you aint willing to share his convictions.

                  I find that picture of Jesus riding a dinosaur to be offensive. Everyone knows Satan put dinosaur bones in the ground to make us doubt our true God. So for Jesus to ride a creature of Satan is evil. You will burn in hell for that my friend.

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                  • Cranky Old Man
                    Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                    You kids get off his lawn!
                     
                    • Jan 2010
                    • 22379

                    #10
                    Re: Hi

                    Originally posted by Ezekiel 23:19-20 View Post
                    The fags and niggers cant change there ways.
                    Nonsense! How dare you visit our forum pretending to be a Christian when you obviously never bothered to read a Bible?

                    All a gay has to do is stop being gay, repent and have faith (Luke 13:3, Ephesians 2:8). You would know that if you bothered to read the Bible. It's a book.

                    Are you a gay pretending to be a Christian?
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                    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                    • Cranky Old Man
                      Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                      You kids get off his lawn!
                       
                      • Jan 2010
                      • 22379

                      #11
                      Re: Hi

                      Originally posted by Ezekiel 23:19-20 View Post
                      I find that picture of Jesus riding a dinosaur to be offensive. Everyone knows Satan put dinosaur bones in the ground to make us doubt our true God. So for Jesus to ride a creature of Satan is evil. You will burn in hell for that my friend.
                      Nonsense! Again, what you say here is not in the Holy Bible, so it is not true. And if you would have bothered to read the Bible, you would have learned that dinosaurs are mentioned in the Bible (e.g. Job 40:15-24)!

                      Stop spewing on baby Jesus and start reading the Holy Bible friend. The alternative is Hell.
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                      To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                      James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                      • Zechariah Smyth
                        Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                        True Christian™
                        • Feb 2011
                        • 15251

                        #12
                        Re: Hi

                        Originally posted by Ezekiel 23:19-20 View Post
                        I see now. You all say you follow the will of God, but you aint willing to share his convictions.

                        I find that picture of Jesus riding a dinosaur to be offensive. Everyone knows Satan put dinosaur bones in the ground to make us doubt our true God. So for Jesus to ride a creature of Satan is evil. You will burn in hell for that my friend.
                        You good folks at Westboro still letting the womenfolk open their yaps in your "church" ???

                        (1 Corinthians 14:34-35) "Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience, as also saith the law. And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church."

                        Tell Shirley I said, "SHUT UP."



                        Yours in Christ,

                        Z. Smyth
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