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    hello my name is karma my favorite band is greenday im a vegan and a democrat oh and hi

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    Re: introducing myself

    Originally posted by karmaserenity View Post
    hello my name is karma my favorite band is greenday im a vegan and a democrat oh and hi
    Not one word about Jesus?
    But whosoever shall deny me before men,
    him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven.
    ~Matt. 10:33

    ~~~~~~~
    Theme song in hell: "I Did it My Way"

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    • #3
      Re: introducing myself

      Originally posted by karmaserenity View Post
      hello my name is karma my favorite band is greenday im a vegan and a democrat oh and hi
      We praise Jesus in this forum: so why aren't you?
      You forgot everything important: "I want to repent my sins and become a True Christian."

      YIC
      Elisabeth
      Proverbs 14:1

      Every wise woman buildeth her house:
      but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands.

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      • #4
        Re: introducing myself

        Originally posted by PetitionLady View Post
        Not one word about Jesus?
        oh yeah sorry i didn't really know what i was suppose to write on her could you please explain

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        • #5
          Re: introducing myself

          Originally posted by karmaserenity View Post
          oh yeah sorry i didn't really know what i was suppose to write on her could you please explain
          It says at the top of this forum.

          Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.
          Proverbs 14:1

          Every wise woman buildeth her house:
          but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands.

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          • #6
            Re: introducing myself

            Originally posted by karmaserenity View Post
            oh yeah sorry i didn't really know what i was suppose to write on her could you please explain
            It's in the instructions at the top of the page:

            Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

            But whosoever shall deny me before men,
            him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven.
            ~Matt. 10:33

            ~~~~~~~
            Theme song in hell: "I Did it My Way"

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            • #7
              Re: introducing myself

              Originally posted by Pure_Angel View Post
              It says at the top of this forum.
              O
              Oh okie dokie as i said before my name is karma my favorite bible verse is

              Galatians 5:22

              But the fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, longsuffering, gentleness, goodness, faith, (KJV) I go to woodland hills baptist church i recently found jesus through a friend and i am trying to abolish my sinful ways

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              • #8
                Re: introducing myself

                Originally posted by karmaserenity View Post
                hello my name is karma my favorite band is greenday im a vegan and a democrat oh and hi
                I think this is a record, 19 words and 3 indications your headed straight to hell.

                Congratulations!!
                -Every young man's battle - PORN AND MASTURBATION![/SIZE]
                -DISOWN your ATHEIST children - just like this good mother did!!

                -FINALLY!! Some rights for the rapists!!
                -There is no such thing as animal abuse!!
                -Pregnancy through RAPE is a GIFT from God
                -Keep the Fags out of the Boy Scouts!!
                -WIVES!! Stay in your abusive relationship!

                STOP, DROP & ROLL DOESN'T WORK IN HELL!!!!


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                • #9
                  Re: introducing myself

                  Originally posted by John Creeser View Post
                  I think this is a record, 19 words and 3 indications your headed straight to hell.

                  Congratulations!!
                  i want to change that why im here im ready to be a true christian i just need a little Guidance

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                  • #10
                    Re: introducing myself

                    Originally posted by karmaserenity View Post
                    O
                    Oh okie dokie as i said before my name is karma my favorite bible verse is

                    Galatians 5:22

                    But the fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, longsuffering, gentleness, goodness, faith, (KJV) I go to woodland hills baptist church i recently found jesus through a friend and i am trying to abolish my sinful ways
                    I love the Fruits of the Spirit too, but how can you have them without the Fruits of the Flesh? Those definitely need to be talked about too.

                    Galatians 5:19-21 Now the works of the flesh are manifest, which are these; Adultery, fornication, uncleanness, lasciviousness,
                    Idolatry, witchcraft, hatred, variance, emulations, wrath, strife, seditions, heresies,
                    Envyings, murders, drunkenness, revellings, and such like: of the which I tell you before, as I have also told you in time past, that they which do such things shall not inherit the kingdom of God.
                    Praise and worship with Pastor Will. Services at 9 a.m., 11 a.m. and 6 p.m.


                    Contact me. pastorwillsampson at gmail.com

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                    • #11
                      Re: introducing myself

                      Originally posted by Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson View Post
                      I love the Fruits of the Spirit too, but how can you have them without the Fruits of the Flesh? Those definitely need to be talked about too.

                      Galatians 5:19-21 Now the works of the flesh are manifest, which are these; Adultery, fornication, uncleanness, lasciviousness,
                      Idolatry, witchcraft, hatred, variance, emulations, wrath, strife, seditions, heresies,
                      Envyings, murders, drunkenness, revellings, and such like: of the which I tell you before, as I have also told you in time past, that they which do such things shall not inherit the kingdom of God.
                      so true btw im really excited about this forum everyone seems really nice

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                      • #12
                        Re: introducing myself

                        Originally posted by karmaserenity View Post
                        so true btw im really excited about this forum everyone seems really nice
                        Very welcome and all, but what church do you attend and why do you so proudly announce that you're a demoncrat.
                        That is not something to be proud about...
                        "And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free."
                        John 8:32

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                        • #13
                          Re: introducing myself

                          Originally posted by karmaserenity View Post
                          so true btw im really excited about this forum everyone seems really nice
                          We are nice. We are the nicest bunch of folks you'll ever meet, once you get to know us and are well studied in the Word of God.
                          Praise and worship with Pastor Will. Services at 9 a.m., 11 a.m. and 6 p.m.


                          Contact me. pastorwillsampson at gmail.com

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                          • #14
                            Re: introducing myself

                            Originally posted by karmaserenity View Post
                            hello my name is karma my favorite band is greenday im a vegan and a democrat oh and hi
                            I think even if you want to accept their brainwashing Karma, you may have too many black marks against you in their eye, even in such a short post.
                            They don't like:
                            Vegans
                            Democrats
                            and as for Greenday....
                            Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
                            Originally posted by Pure_Angel View Post
                            I have never been on youtube, but I went there, and I searched "jesus music video". And this is what I found:



                            It's rock music! And it's full of God-hating lyrics!
                            I will never visit this youtube channel again, if I am not linked from here! (I like the Altar Boyz, and you can apparently listen to psalms!)

                            Yours in Christ
                            Elisabeth
                            All rock music is overtly satanic, and usually contains post-hypnotic instructions. The type listened to by EMO's (grindcore) is the worst.

                            In your excellent example we have the words presented to us in Black & White, and straight away it's in with the drug references.



                            The "medicines" used to "treat" this "disorder" include various drugs of the amphetamine class such as Dexedrine, or Ritalin - drugs much loved by prostitutes. By acting like a spoilt brat and showing off at every opportunity it is easy for any boy to mimic the symptoms listed above, and by reading up on the "evaluation" methods used by "trained professionals" he can obtain a prescription for these "dexies" and "ritalins" - or just ask any prostitute who will already know the drill. Once the youth has obtained his pills, the prostitute will exchange them for sex, gladly allowing any perversion to occur during the transaction. That is why it is "more common in boys than girls" and the cause supposedly unknown. Satan runs those doctors just like he runs the whores, and songs like Jesus of Suburbia reinforce his programme by encouraging (in addition) marijuana consumption, cocaine snurfling and alcoholism. It's message is so obviously anti-Christian that I don't really need to point out the path to Hell spelled out in terms of
                            Lost children -> Dirty teens -> Nihilism -> Mental retardation -> Autoerotic asphyxiation -> ??

                            BUT THEY LEAVE OUT THE LAST STEP! OF COURSE THEY DO! THE FINAL STEP IS HELL
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                              Re: introducing myself

                              Originally posted by Brother Helge View Post
                              Very welcome and all, but what church do you attend and why do you so proudly announce that you're a demoncrat.
                              That is not something to be proud about...
                              is being a democrat bad? like i said im kind of new to this
                              oh and i go to woodland hills baptist church

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