Hello, from a girl named Cheshire.

[Cheshire]

Hallo. My name is Cheshire(odd, I know) and I'm wondering what it takes to be saved on a tight budget. Oh, and


Do you guys hate sin, sinner, or whatever? I've always been confused by peoples views on that.Please make it clear!

[Cheshire]

Re: Hello, from a girl named Cheshire.

One more thing-Where's the online KJV? I need to read it, as SOMEone(coughmother) threw it out.

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: Hello, from a girl named Cheshire.

Hallo. My name is Cheshire(odd, I know) and I'm wondering what it takes to be saved on a tight budget. Oh, and

That is an excellent question. As with all good questions, the answer can be found in the Bible.

Mark 12
41 And Jesus sat over against the treasury, and beheld how the people cast money into the treasury: and many that were rich cast in much.
42 And there came a certain poor widow, and she threw in two mites, which make a farthing.
43 And he called unto him his disciples, and saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That this poor widow hath cast more in, than all they which have cast into the treasury:
44 For all they did cast in of their abundance; but she of her want did cast in all that she had, even all her living.

If you are poor, you should tithe everything you have.

Do you guys hate sin, sinner, or whatever? I've always been confused by peoples views on that.Please make it clear!

The Bible makes it clear that God hates both the sin and the sinner. I just read the Bible and obey it, and try not to have my own opinion about it.

The online KJV is here in hypertext form, or here all on one page.

Tell us about yourself, Cheshire. How did you become saved? Are you yet betrothed to a husband? What are some of your favorite passages in the King James Bible?

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[Trent Harvey, Jr.]

Re: Hello, from a girl named Cheshire.

You don't need to be poor for long. I'm in need of a wife, and apart from my very high paying job as a Green-zone economist, (high paying even without the fiscal irregularities) I've been promised an even better job once the new American embassy (or the "Crusader Castle" as we like to call it) is complete.

How about a date?

[Cheshire]

Re: Hello, from a girl named Cheshire.

That is an excellent question. As with all good questions, the answer can be found in the Bible.

Mark 12
41 And Jesus sat over against the treasury, and beheld how the people cast money into the treasury: and many that were rich cast in much.
42 And there came a certain poor widow, and she threw in two mites, which make a farthing.
43 And he called unto him his disciples, and saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That this poor widow hath cast more in, than all they which have cast into the treasury:
44 For all they did cast in of their abundance; but she of her want did cast in all that she had, even all her living.

If you are poor, you should tithe everything you have.


The Bible makes it clear that God hates both the sin and the sinner. I just read the Bible and obey it, and try not to have my own opinion about it.

The online KJV is here in hypertext form, or here all on one page.

Tell us about yourself, Cheshire. How did you become saved? Are you yet betrothed to a husband? What are some of your favorite passages in the King James Bible?

Pastor Billy-Reuben

Tithe everything I have...

Hmm....-tries to remember how to liquidate collection of japanese movies-

I became saved when I wentinto a babtist church(I'm pretty surethere's very few of them in Canada) to look for directions. They were singing some hyms(sp?) and sounded very nice, so I stayed for a while. After the sermon, the minister came up and asked if I wanted to be Saved. I said sure, he recommended Landover's website, so here I am.
I'm married to William, but I just like to call him Will. He's in America at the moment, on some business trip.


As for my favorite bible quotes, they will follow. here we are:2Should a wise man utter vain knowledge, and fill his belly with the east wind?} From Job 15.(Sorry, I'm no good at posting things in proper context.)

And
7And I heard another out of the altar say, Even so, Lord God Almighty, true and righteous are thy judgments.} From Revelation 16.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: Hello, from a girl named Cheshire.

Welcome to Landover Cheshire, the Lord must be smiling on you today for bringing you here.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello, from a girl named Cheshire.

Tithe everything I have...

Hmm....-tries to remember how to liquidate collection of japanese movies-

Young lady, does your husband know that you have a collection of chink porn? That kind of thing would earn you a stint in GITMO here in God's favorite country.

I strongly urge you to burn them in your back yard right away. Nothing good ever came out of the ornamentals.

Welcome to Landover. Praise Jesus with us!

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Hello, from a girl named Cheshire.

I strongly urge you to burn them in your back yard right away. Nothing good ever came out of the ornamentals.

Or, better yet, befriend some small children who are into that kind of perverse Japcrap, ask them if they want to come around to watch some freakish Nipponese racoondog filth, and then burn them (the films, not the misled children) in front of their horrified faces. It'll teach them a valuable lesson about not trusting heathen yellow folk.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Hello, from a girl named Cheshire.

Hallo. My name is Cheshire(odd, I know) and I'm wondering what it takes to be saved on a tight budget. Oh, and


Do you guys hate sin, sinner, or whatever? I've always been confused by peoples views on that.Please make it clear!

Welcome friend,

So what is your' favorite Bible verse and what is your favorite nick name for Hillary Clinton?

[Cheshire]

Re: Hello, from a girl named Cheshire.

Welcome friend,

So what is your' favorite Bible verse and what is your favorite nick name for Hillary Clinton?

Nickname..


Hmmm. Wrinklemind. Sorry. I'm terrible with nicknames.

7And I heard another out of the altar say, Even so, Lord God Almighty, true and righteous are thy judgments.} From Revelation 16. That is my favorite, out of all of them.

[Wide-Open]

Re: Hello, from a girl named Cheshire.

Nickname..


Hmmm. Wrinklemind. Sorry. I'm terrible with nicknames.

Hello there friend, welcome to our Godly Forum.

I understand the fact that all these questions are not easy on you, but they are asked with the best intentions. We are here for your soul. We really are.

Now have a look at this:



Concentrate on that image for 15 minutes. (it's OK to take a sanitary break to talk to the big white phone). Then think for another 15 minutes about what you see.

Then listen to what Baby Jesus whispers in your ear, and try again on the nickname.

[Cheshire]

Re: Hello, from a girl named Cheshire.

Hello there friend, welcome to our Godly Forum.

I understand the fact that all these questions are not easy on you, but they are asked with the best intentions. We are here for your soul. We really are.

Now have a look at this:



Concentrate on that image for 15 minutes. (it's OK to take a sanitary break to talk to the big white phone). Then think for another 15 minutes about what you see.

Then listen to what Baby Jesus whispers in your ear, and try again on the nickname.

Satanic evil demon that wants to eat children?

Or the pope. Either way, pretty ugly.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Hello, from a girl named Cheshire.

Satanic evil demon that wants to eat children?

Or the pope. Either way, pretty ugly.

Yes, can't you just hear the Hildog demanding the bodies of aborted babies for her to eat? If that woman has her way Cheshire every woman in America will be forced to wear flannel shirts and work boots.

[Cheshire]

Re: Hello, from a girl named Cheshire.

Yes, can't you just hear the Hildog demanding the bodies of aborted babies for her to eat? If that woman has her way Cheshire every woman in America will be forced to wear flannel shirts and work boots.

That's disgusting! She looks like some hellspawn demon that wants to eat America.

-hides-

[Brother Cletus]

Re: Hello, from a girl named Cheshire.

That's disgusting! She looks like some hellspawn demon that wants to eat America.

-hides-

You sound right reasonable, little lady. Welcome to God's favorite forum!