[Problem of Evil]

Re: Problem of Evil: Please Refute

You're right. I meant mentally challenged. Also, nice glasses.

And I am reading into it, hence "double-entendre". An ex-prostitute on her knees for God. Swallowing all he has to give her. Nothing?

Do you guys EVER laugh?

[Lycia The Repentant]

Re: Problem of Evil: Please Refute

You're right. I meant mentally challenged. Also, nice glasses.

And I am reading into it, hence "double-entendre". An ex-prostitute on her knees for God. Swallowing all he has to give her. Nothing?

Do you guys EVER laugh?

Not when you're making jokes about me giving oral s*x to Jesus!

I'm going to be polite and ASK you nicely not to blaspheme against Jesus AND call me a whore, all in the same statement!

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Problem of Evil: Please Refute

You're right. I meant mentally challenged. Also, nice glasses.

And I am reading into it, hence "double-entendre". An ex-prostitute on her knees for God. Swallowing all he has to give her. Nothing?

Do you guys EVER laugh?

I still don't get it. Why would a woman on her knees accepting God's grace be funny? You aren't even making sense.

BTW, I accept your apology.

YiC,

Z. Smyth

[PetitionLady]

Re: Problem of Evil: Please Refute

You're right. I meant mentally challenged. Also, nice glasses.

And I am reading into it, hence "double-entendre". An ex-prostitute on her knees for God. Swallowing all he has to give her. Nothing?

Do you guys EVER laugh?

Disgusting!

[Problem of Evil]

Re: Problem of Evil: Please Refute

Not when you're making jokes about me giving oral s*x to Jesus!

I'm going to be polite and ASK you nicely not to blaspheme against Jesus AND call me a whore, all in the same statement!

I didn't call you a whore. I called you an ex-whore, which you are. Also, Jesus is not God. He is the son of God.

[AFRICAN JEDI]

Re: Problem of Evil: Please Refute

Thank you for your persecution! I love being reminded I'm blessed.

"Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven. Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake. Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you." Matthew 5:10-12

I can't wait to get to Heaven. Did you know that the Bible even specifically states that repentant harlots will be there?

"Whether of them twain did the will of his father? They say unto him, The first. Jesus saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That the publicans and the harlots go into the kingdom of God before you. For John came unto you in the way of righteousness, and ye believed him not: but the publicans and the harlots believed him: and ye, when ye had seen it, repented not afterward, that ye might believe him." Matthew 21:31-32

Oh, yes! I can't wait to sit at the right hand of Jesus and laugh at you and all other unrepentant sinners as you burn eternally!

"He that sitteth in the heavens shall laugh: the Lord shall have them in derision." Psalm 2:4

Of course, all that unpleasantness on your end can be avoided if you apologize for your hateful comment, then accept Jesus and follow all of His commandments. Of course, I don't care. Whatever you decide to do, I can't wait either way!

Man wrote the bible. you're going to die an ex-prostitute and your body will rot with the other dead prostitutes in the ditch they bury prostitutes.

Amen. or Semen. whatever you prefer
likely the latter.

[Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson]

Re: Problem of Evil: Please Refute

Do you guys EVER laugh?

We never laugh here. Well, almost never. Maybe I'm laughing a little on the inside right now.
Ecclesiastes 2:2 I said of laughter, It is mad; and of mirth, What doeth it?

I didn't call you a whore. I called you an ex-whore, which you are. Also, Jesus is not God. He is the son of God.

John 10:30 I and my Father are one.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Problem of Evil: Please Refute

I didn't call you a whore. I called you an ex-whore, which you are. Also, Jesus is not God. He is the son of God.

Read your Bible again, boy.

(John 10:30) "I and my Father are one."

YiC,

Z. Smyth

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Problem of Evil: Please Refute

Man wrote the bible. you're going to die an ex-prostitute and your body will rot with the other dead prostitutes in the ditch they bury prostitutes.

Amen. or Semen. whatever you prefer
likely the latter.

Why all the hate, Oprah?

Even an ex-prostitute is higher on the social ladder than a nigra (even a half-coon like Brock HUSSEIN Obama), but that's no reason to be impolite.



(Plus, your pathological preoccupation with man-seed is quite revealing.)

YiC,

Z. Smyth

[Jukon.]

Re: Problem of Evil: Please Refute

Read your Bible again, boy.

(John 10:30) "I and my Father are one."

YiC,

Z. Smyth

Oooohhh, you see the way he just condescended you, Evil?

[The Spawn]

Re: Problem of Evil: Please Refute

What's not to get? The power of the blood of Christ can wash away the sins of anybody, and God will forgive all manner of trespasses (except blasphemy against the Holy Spirit). That's kind of the whole point of Christianity.

"Wherefore I say unto you, All manner of sin and blasphemy shall be forgiven unto men: but the blasphemy against the Holy Ghost shall not be forgiven unto men. And whosoever speaketh a word against the Son of man, it shall be forgiven him: but whosoever speaketh against the Holy Ghost, it shall not be forgiven him, neither in this world, neither in the world to come." Matthew 12:31-32




Repentant prostitutes do not go to Hell, provided they accept Jesus and follow all of His commandments. That's why I stopped being a prostitute (even though, according to you I have a pretty, albeit creepy, face).

And what's wrong with my title? I get on my knees to pray every day, rather than getting on my knees for all the wrong reasons. What's wrong with that?

So let me get this straight...

No matter what I do, as long as it isn't blaspheming against God, Jesus and any of their associates I'm still good to get into heaven? Your telling me I could go around shooting every single person I see...but as long as I eventually go see a priest and confess my sins, its all good again?


Well I guess that is kinda out of the question for me. But any who, is it just me or does the devil not seem so bad compared to God.

Think about it our source for the devils actions is a book written (or well its in his words) by his arch nemesis. And when there is something written about the devil its usually something like, "and he tempted Jesus to eat turn the stones into bread." So the Devil gets a bad wrap for telling Jesus he should eat something, you know because it is kind of unhealthy for someone to not eat or drink for 40 days. Meanwhile everybody loves the dude that was saying, "no Jesus don't give into the temptation."

Also correct me if I'm wrong but to my knowledge the Devil has never directly killed anyone. Yet I could write a whole separate bible for the amount of people God has either directly or indirectly killed. One in particular that comes to mind, that I might add was quite the bitch move, was when he killed all the first born in Egypt. WHAT THE HELL DID THE KIDS DO???? You know the kids didn't do a damn thing but just because their parents, the Pharaoh in particular, is such a stubborn ass, I think we should kill all of the first born sons.

[AFRICAN JEDI]

Re: Problem of Evil: Please Refute

Why all the hate, Oprah?

Even an ex-prostitute is higher on the social ladder than a nigra (even a half-coon like Brock HUSSEIN Obama), but that's no reason to be impolite.



(Plus, your pathological preoccupation with man-seed is quite revealing.)

YiC,

Z. Smyth

Are you mad your daughter/wife/sister has probably taken the glorious cock of nigra.

Our dicks were blessed by god, please remember this fact you Pedophile.

[Problem of Evil]

Re: Problem of Evil: Please Refute

We never laugh here. Well, almost never. Maybe I'm laughing a little on the inside right now.
Ecclesiastes 2:2 I said of laughter, It is mad; and of mirth, What doeth it?



John 10:30 I and my Father are one.

There goes pesky John contradicting himself again: John 1:14 John 3:16 John 4:9

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Problem of Evil: Please Refute

Oooohhh, you see the way he just condescended you, Evil?

Nice name, Jukon.

Wait...Jukon? Joo con?

Are you mad your daughter/wife/sister has probably taken the glorious cock of nigra.

Our dicks were blessed by god, please remember this fact you Pedophile.

I think the mere smell of a filthy coon would make them run away screaming!

Take a bath, Oprah!



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Lycia The Repentant]

Re: Problem of Evil: Please Refute

Thank you, thank you, THANK YOU JESUS! Thank you for bringing these Godmockers here to persecute us for our beliefs and myself in particular for my past! Thank you for reminding me how blessed we are!

"Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven. Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake. Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you." Matthew 5:10-12

Praise Him!!!